leytonjay.co.uk » lol http://www.leytonjay.co.uk a blog about stuff and ting. Sat, 03 Apr 2010 21:50:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Jack Bauer Facts http://www.leytonjay.co.uk/jack-bauer-facts http://www.leytonjay.co.uk/jack-bauer-facts#comments Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:32:08 +0000 Leyton http://www.leytonjay.co.uk/?p=316
  • Jack Bauer can get McDonald’s breakfast after 10:30.
  • When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
  • In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
  • What color is Jack Bauer’s blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
  • People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell the tale.
  • When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
  • Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
  • Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
  • Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
  • Jack Bauer has killed more men than he has spoken to.
  • If the show was called “Bauer: Texas Ranger” the show would still be in production.
  • Nobody speaks while Jack Bauer speaks, which is why the entire world is silent for approximately 1 hour on Mondays.
  • 50 million people can’t be wrong…unless Jack Bauer says so.
  • A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar… and Jack Bauer is going to find out why…
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