leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-03-06

  • Just seen @mrchrisaddison at Brighton, Komedia. Brilliant. Non-politically politicative. Oscar winning hair. #thethickofit #intheloop #
  • @abbiedays http://twitpic.com/17033x – @abbiedays Lookin' goooood! #
  • About to see @mrchrisaddison aka Olly from The Thick of It at Komedia, Brighton. Awesome! #thethickofit #
  • @mrchrisaddison We're seeing you second show tonight in Brighton Chris, can't wait! Komedia is a brilliant venue. in reply to mrchrisaddison #
  • RT @mrchrisaddison: Two shows in Brighton & a roaring cough. Come along and you've every chance of seeing a comedian ACTUALLY die on stage. #
  • @CassHoskins You have my sympathies on hangover. Did you have fun? I think I woke up ill. Sore throat, blocked nose, cracked lips. Not good. in reply to CassHoskins #
  • This damning article about that horrific tripe PINEAPPLE DANCE STUDIOS is brilliant! http://is.gd/9MOeQ Thanks Charlie Brooker! @comagirlx #
  • @yoghurteater Mmmm, perhaps a famous chef will make us tea? You reckon Gordon Ramsey makes better tea than normal person? Better than a Nan? in reply to yoghurteater #
  • @yoghurteater Fabreeze will do it, but its not good for hair. It's the wrong kind of product, darling! in reply to yoghurteater #
  • I want a cup of tea. #
  • @comagirlx :( I feel asleep just before they left Monty's house, fallen asleep to so many things lately, annoying @dj_beard with my snoring. #
  • @gkm77x "Oh yeah, yeah! Harder! That's amazing! Freeze! I'm a cop!" #
  • "My heart's beating like a fucked clock!" – Withnail & I #
  • Watching WITHNAIL & I for about the millionth time. DJ is a fan too but this is first time we've watched it together. Awesome soundtrack. #
  • Loving South Park on Comedy Central right now. Butters is a pimp! The nicest pimp ever! #
  • Shut up Clive Anderson, you're not funny! You ruin QI. #qi #bbc #
  • Television, drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation. #
  • http://twitpic.com/16qa9d – These are not the bargains you're looking for. @dj_beard @waynetron @markeverclear #starwars #tesco #
  • Ships and passenger ferries stuck in Baltic Sea Ice off the coast of Sweden. http://bit.ly/cHscOU #
  • I've Never Voted Tory Before But…. Being Made Unemployed Sounds Fun! http://bit.ly/czvNoX #ihavenevervotedtory #
  • RENTOKIL INITIAL SECURES £200 MILLION CONTRACT WITH LONDON UNDERGROUND http://bit.ly/9Bnf9F #tube #tfl #rentokilinitial #
  • Robert Mugabe (the racist, insane, election rigging) President of Zimbabwe is a Tory. http://bit.ly/cl37kb #
  • Carol Vorderman is a secret Tory! She was their attack dog on BBC Question Time http://bit.ly/c6jmQI #
  • http://twitpic.com/16kbjm – Rentokil HQ have my two fav flavours of coffee, just like being at home! Had a great day, thank you! @rentokil #
  • @krelleishere Rappers are at the cinema, you've seen 'em. You've seen the rappers at Cineworld, being disruptive. You've seen the rappers! #
  • @X_Hodge_X Hey, did you have fun last night at Bar Med? I saw you in there from across the room. xx #
  • @TheeDragonfly Look forward to seeing you tonight! :D #
  • @alexanderstokes Yeah Phil did well. He had to go on 45mins earlier than we planned & one member of staff was a total dick. But it went well #
  • @comagirlx Long time no speak, how you been? I been workin so much lately neglected all my online friends. X #
  • The man who stradles many groups, truly belongs in none of them. #
  • Just remembered why I dont go Bar Med anymore. The staff are idiots. #
  • In 45mins @PhilHD takes the decks at Bar Med. Get your drugs-face on and bang-on. @scott014 #
  • Rappers are at the cinema, you've seen 'em. You've seen the rappers at Cineworld, being disruptive. You've seen the rappers #stewartlee #
  • Has been sent Alan Partridge – I'm Alan Partridge – Series 2 – Disc 1: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiB-28 #
  • Has been sent Welcome To Collinwood: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQj3OQ #
  • @alexanderstokes Yeah mate, Phil is DJing at Bar Med tonight, well up for it. Will be have a few drinks in Jubilee 1st for mate's birthday. #
  • http://twitpic.com/16kbjm – Rentokil HQ have my two fav flavours of coffee, it's just like being at home! Had a great day, thank you! @rento #
  • http://twitpic.com/16k918 – Rentokil HQ have exactly the same two brands of coffee we have at home! #
  • Discussing #debugged redesigns on a BIG screen at @Rentokil Maidenhead :) #
  • Watched Death Sentence – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyF7kY #
  • Today I'm going to @Rentokil HQ in Maidenhead to meet with @danusiaj and @carolinemytton to talk about their blog, #deBugged. Should be fun! #
  • I'm currently behind the bar at the Rat & Parrot. Acting, not serving. #
  • I'm heading to Rat & Parrot now act in a film for Tom O'Dwyer. Not sure what exactly, but I'm usually available to shout stuff at a lens. #
  • A rude font, called Effing Typeface http://bit.ly/9PZabW The funniest typography I've seen #fonts #
  • Phil Rankin's DJing at Bar Med Crawley on Thu 4 Mar from 11:30 – 12, metal that's bang upto-date! Entry £2 b4 10pm then £3 #
  • Just randomly met my Dad in Gatwick South Terminal! He normally works in North Terminal and this is the one day my hair is a complete mess! #
  • http://twitpic.com/16czx1 – I'm sharing a yoghurt with a notorious Bounty Hunter. #starwars #robotchicken @dj_beard #
  • http://twitpic.com/16cz9w – I'm sharing a yoghurt with a notorious Bounty Hunter. #starwars #robotchicken #
  • @sallyb lol Yeah! Butters & Awesom-O on now. "Eric's still grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews 2 weeks ago" #southpark #
  • http://twitpic.com/16aa0c – Is @Rentokil van-spotting your hobby a now? @twistedwhistler Competition to spot a specially painted van? #
  • Or eleven if you count the two family members who killed themselves afterwards! #southpark #
  • I'm always amused and amazed by the number of people who die when Butters' Tap Dancing shoe flies off! #southpark #
  • Prom Night Dumpster Baby! #familyguy #bbc3 #
  • @georns Ah really? You certainly know you zoology! #
  • @SarahBrown10 http://twitpic.com/16a1ep – Yeah, I would've definitely tried the slide! Did you get any free stuff? I won a Google Umbrella t #
  • Does anyone remember the episode of PINGU where he does a wee on the floor and his Mum slips up on it? Pingu was awesome. @scott014 @philhd #
  • BROWN ISLAND, a nature reserve for the criminally insane. @twistedwhistler #
  • I must be bipolar. Today my mood and even my general opinion of my life changed drastically (for the worse) in just a few seconds :( #
  • "Ants are first animal known to navigate in Stereo Smell" http://bit.ly/dvz1(Sorry BBC, they're insects not animals!) @rentokil #ants #
  • Does your Original PS3 have the Leap Year Bug? http://bit.ly/crVh9U @waynetron @jonno08 @scott014 @philhd #ps3 #playstation3 #sony #
  • http://twitpic.com/166rue – I just won a Google Umbrella!!! Awesome! #
  • A group of businessman called The Red Knights are threatening to launch a takeover bid for Manchester United! Really? Thats loadsa money! #
  • Chris Moyles Show is great today on World's Greatest Radio One! Txt BIKE to 70011 to give 1 to Sport Relief. #
  • DJ's just said he wouldn't mind being killed in a nuclear explosion. "It'd be heavy! How many people get nuked nowadays?" @dj_beard @philhd #
  • Cloverfield on a big TV is amazin! In the tunnel when #rats start to run past them… I knew it was alien-wolf-spider time! @rentokil #
  • Internet Explorer users will be given option to use a rival browser today. EU court ruled it unfair to include IE with every copy of Windows #
  • @georns Doing a spot of voyeurism are we? #
  • I know I cussed Kevin Bacon recently but about to watch DEATH SENTENCE also known as KEVIN BACON GOES NUTS. I really liked it @ cinema. #
  • @yoghurteater Yeah it has to be Kirk, but I don't admire his style that much. He was a just a cowboy in space. Picard is my trek hero. in reply to yoghurteater #
  • LOL! We heard about Pat Robertson in UKwhen @charltonbrooker showed him on his TV show #Newswipe. He's him on US media, http://bit.ly/9DmZcI #
  • Why the fuck is Countryfile trending? Like it when I randomly see it once in blue moon, but dont regularly watch it. Is it cool now then? :) #
  • @WillStartARiot I'm a follower, you said somethin witty I found on a search. You said you were upset, I asked you why, just hopin you're ok. in reply to WillStartARiot #
  • Lookin forward to work 2mrw! Still workin on new-look rentokil-initial.com but now have a tasty redesign for @rentokil too! @carolinemytton #
  • Playing HARD RAIN, really like it! You're kinda playing a film. Hate the bitch at begining, nagging you to be careful with her plates. #ps3 #
  • leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-27: I just heard they're going to do a Pirates of the Carribean 4. The… http://bit.ly/aW0DjU #