- I just heard they're going to do a Pirates of the Carribean 4. They really are flogging a dead horse now. Know when to stop! #disney #
- It's good to see C3PO bigging R2D2 up to Luke Skywalker when they first meet. Threepio tries to get his buddy a job straight away. #starwars #
- Built a little Star Wars site using Google Sites on Rentokil Initial Google Apps platform. Had to write CSS/HTML but got lots done in 30min #
- SR-71 Blackbird was first stealth aeroplane & worlds fastest aeroplane, setting a record of 3,500 kph over 40yrs ago which was never beaten. #
- There's a man on TV who's blending up fried eggs, bacon, cereal, milk and orange juice. I would probably eat that. #
- "You're not driving are you? You're too pissed. Blow into this apple." @dj_beard #
- Dial-a-Egg #
- "In the world of conspiracy theories, if you can see a pyramid then the lizard eyes can see you." #
- @abbiedays Hospitals are prisons for the sick. #alanparker #
- I am in a stupid and foolish mood. I am returning home to shout COOK MY EGG at @dj_beard. My home… it is a silly place! #
- BBC Archive – British Sculptor Henry Moore reflects on his life as an artist. I love Henry Moore's work! http://bit.ly/9O3ISV #henrymoore #
- Grizzy Bears encroach on Polar Bear terrority. Scientists find hybrids, but do we call them Pizzlies or Grolars? http://bit.ly/bp1qRJ #iyb #
- Oh dear. UKIP embarrass Great Britain in EU Parliament. Nigel Farage made a fool of us by going off on one! http://bit.ly/9wrUxH #
- I wanna go to HENRY MOORE exhibition @ Tate Britain http://bit.ly/aUmKfR Experimental & avant-garde; he was one of Britains greatest artists #
- Derby residents vote for a new road to be named "Lara Croft Way" http://bit.ly/9Pmlz8 #tombraider #laracroft #
- ♫ "Head Like A Hole" – Nine Inch Nails http://bit.ly/cmy2hh What an amazing album! #nin #
- @mayoroflondon http://twitpic.com/12t1vy – I wouldn't go back there Boris, you'll catch that Blurry Disease they all seem to have. #
- ♫ Nine Inch Nails – "Terrible Lie" – I've forgotten what an amazing album Pretty Hate Machine is! http://bit.ly/cmy2hh #nin #
- Guardian article about the BBC's axing of 6Music and Asian Network http://bit.ly/ad6L0g #save6music @edgarwright @nickjfrost @charlottegore #
- http://twitpic.com/15eiu3 – Awesome! Scarter got me a Rentokil North America travel mug! I'm a connoisseur of mugs. @rentokil #rentokil #
- Oooop! http://bit.ly/9TuKey I hope tensions don't heat up too much, might get a bit controversial for us @carolinemytton #
- Its Follow Friday! #ff American funny men @rich_fulcher @dougstanhope. Or @yoghurteater if you enjoy the comedy musings of a commuter lady. #
- @mrchrisaddison Never listened to 6 Music, any good? #save6music #bbc #
- @abbiedays Why? Where's it going? I've never listened
#save6music in reply to abbiedays # - I expect at least three "wanking-off paedophiles" routines in any comedy show, or what's the point of going? #RichardHerring @philhd #
- "If I was forced to come down on 1 side of the arguement, I'd probably say paedophilia is wrong." #RichardHerring @scott014 @markeverclear #
- "If I could travel back through time, I'd fuck myself." #RichardHerring #theheadmastersson @herring1967 @markeverclear #
- I'm loving Richard Herring's Stand Up: The Headmaster's Son. It's absolutely hilarious in grinding, tedious kinda way. @herring1967 #comedy #
- @yoghurteater Kill them for seasonal mismatch. Xmas hats indeed! in reply to yoghurteater #
- Just leaving work at 8pm! Had my head in Photoshop so much I didnt realise the time. Heading straight to the pub now! #
- Star Wars & Adidas Originals have created a clothing line inspired by your favourite Star Wars characters! http://bit.ly/9RfjqJ @philhd #
- Goth Girl of the Week…. http://bit.ly/cwG4Il – Never has a simple fringe and a pair of eyes looked hotter!! #
- Dribbling Sex Pest on Crimewatch after attacking 13yr old girl whilst slobbering. Called you Scott Rankin! http://bit.ly/bX8IeD @scott014 #
- Has been sent Fifth Element, The – Feature: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiMLw #
- Star Wars & Adidas Originals have created a clothing line inspired by your favourite Star Wars characters! http://bit.ly/9RfjqJ #
- Scientists use underwater robot that plans its own experiments on seafloor. It also avoids strong currents & obstacles http://bit.ly/9rUGx8 #
- SeaWorld trainer dies in killer whale attack in Orlando http://bit.ly/c4ZMAy #
- Wanna go Railway tonight?
A few cheap drinks?
I might go if you're going…
Let me know.
@alice @ben @boron
@aldie @tom @twitter # - How RAF Tornados are doing a great job, assisting Nato forces in their operations against the Taliban in Afghanistan http://bit.ly/aW0WAU #
- Watched Interceptor: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyIw00 #
- I'm investigating Arabic websites, designing right to left feels quite alien. Check out http://www.google.com.ly/, such tiny text! @rentokil #
- Latvian Robin Hood hacker leaks bank bonus details! He's exposing those cashing in on recession http://bit.ly/bEccAi @philhd @scott014 #
- Dribbling Sex Pest on Crimewatch after attacking 13yr old while dribblin profusely. Called you Scott! http://bit.ly/bX8IeD @scott014 @philhd #
- Just seen a trailer for new BBC documentary series WONDERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I'm watching that! #bbc2 #WOTSS @comagirlx #
- Qapla! #melgibson #southpark #
- LDEM 19% started to trend only because its the only consistent part of the different YouGov tweets. What a dissappointing reason to trend. #
- http://twitpic.com/155e81 – It's a trap! No, it's a tarp! #ackbar #starwars @fraggle35 #
- "Admiral Akbar might look like a twat but he knows a fucking trap when he sees one." rt @fraggle35 #
- @LLKingO Any mention of MySpace here in the UK warrants an immediate snigger. I scoff at MySpace. It is a silly place. #spamalot # myspace #
- In the US to hear 'cunt' on TV you gotta buy HBO. Pay to hear it. Last 3 times I heard it said: Simmon Munnery, Macolm Tucker, @dj_beard #
- @boydxo Jesus, did you see that waitress woman kick-off? Oy vey! Kitchen Nightmares USA #kitchennightmaresus in reply to boydxo #
- @DougStanhope When are you coming to the UK, man? We all love your segment on Newswipe! in reply to DougStanhope #
- @waynetron Scheduled retweets… in reply to waynetron #
- Stephen Hawking just cussed your Mum using physics… http://www.twitpic.com/152qkw #stephenhawking #physics #lol #yomama #blackhole #
- Awww, tiny Lolcat…. http://bit.ly/bb7LUm #lol #lolcat #
- Shakespeare, lol. http://www.twitpic.com/15275z #shakespeare #lol #
- Brand new HTML tag for declaring a certain type of person. http://www.twitpic.com/152c2j #html #css #w3c #webdevelopment #
- @abbiedays Glad you're in high Shakespearian spirits. Personally, I have of late lost all my mirth, I know not where in reply to abbiedays #
- New invention for men who enjoy reading whilst getting a blowjob… http://www.twitpic.com/152oip #
- http://twitpic.com/152qkw – Stephen Hawking just cussed your Mum using physics… #stephenhawking #physics #lol #yomama #blackhole #
- http://twitpic.com/152oip – New invention for men who enjoy reading whilst getting a blowjob… #
- Nokia launches Ovi Maps to challenge Sat-Nav manufacturers. But Google Maps on Nokia is easier, better & faster! http://bit.ly/dg1OB9 #gps #
- http://twitpic.com/152c2j – Brand new HTML tag for declaring a certain type of person. #html #css #w3c #webdevelopment @theedragonfly @sasch #
- http://twitpic.com/15275z – Shakespeare, lol. #shakespeare #lol #
- @TeenCelebBuzz http://twitpic.com/1526v7 – She would get it! #AshleyTisdale #
- New Ultra-Secure US Embassy unveiled. Giant Glass Cube surrounded by moats & ditches, opposite MI6 HQ http://bit.ly/bzbtsv #mi6 #cia #london #
- @Twistedlilkitty That surprises me, you're forever telling us! in reply to Twistedlilkitty #
- e: Dear Gaylords – I start back on the road this week – San Jose, Boise, SLC. Please spread the word and I'll try to… http://bit.ly/bMNcZ #
- "Butters, he's your account-a-bill-a-buddy. That makes you account-a-bill-buddy-able!" #southpark #
- Do you think the PM is really a bully? I think he's probably a nice guy. #bullying #gordonbrown #
- RT @deedelvis: Tickety tock it's bum-kiss o'clock #newswipe #
- @chrislucas113 Tend to rewatch Newswipe at least once a week on iPlayer so I do compilation in my head. So funny, I miss bits while laughin. in reply to chrislucas113 #
- @chrislucas113 Totally agree. But I've gotten a lot of people into Newswipe half way thru this series so hope it please them. in reply to chrislucas113 #
- RT @chrislucas113: as much as I love #newswipe I find having the last compilation episode of a 6 episode series a bit cheeky… #
- @kostmayer So you hate that episode of Star Trek The Next Clip Show where Riker is in a coma too? Why do comas trigger nostalgia? in reply to kostmayer #
- RT @geospiza_fortis: #Newswipe time! The music in the opening montage always makes me smile #
- @cgirvine Newswipe everytime! x in reply to cgirvine #
- RT @AlextheFly: Time for #Newswipe ! Last one of the series. *sob* #
- Newswipe. Now. BBC 4. Watch it. #
- I hope Barry Shitpeas gets some airtime this week. I love Stanhope, but you've gotta give Shitpeas the respect he deserves #newswipe #
- @mooncushion Mmmm, Newswipe, I love it. in reply to mooncushion #
- @CassHoskins I know, I'm a little late leaving my friend's house. I'm going to miss the first half. Thank god for Catch Up! #newswipe in reply to CassHoskins #
- There's no way Argentina are getting the Falkland Islands off us. If they want another war, they can have one! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #
- Gave Moon – BLU-RAY Version 5.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCIpHc #
- Gave Angels And Demons – BLU-RAY Version 1.5 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCImDw #
- Gave The Hangover 5.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCHkQE #
- Gave Batteries Not Included 2.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRDqBw #
- Gave Robot Chicken – Star Wars Episode 2 5.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCH820 #
- RT @Scott014: "Women into logic won't go." #
- @IlIIllIIIlll @georns Was it really 1833? Well, they're definately not havin Falklands then if we've had them that long! in reply to IlIIllIIIlll #
- Has been sent Ghost In The Shell: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiOXA #
- There's no way the Argies are getting the Falkland Islands off us. We've had 'em since 1933 & we're fuckin keepin 'em! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #
- There's no way the Argies are getting the Falkland Islands off us. We've had 'em since 1933 & we're fuckin keepin 'em! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #
- Scientists genetically engineer 'lame' mosquitoes in an attempt to limit the spread of dengue fever. http://bit.ly/b5qiuR @rentokil #
- 'Singing therapy' used to rewire damaged brains. Patients unable to speak properly are able to sing clearly http://bit.ly/cRZLqi #
- Watched Robot Chicken – Star Wars Episode 2: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyH820 #
- Poison Dart frogs have monogamous relationships, they're dedicated parents and enjoy a cuddle! http://bit.ly/dgzBLk @rentokil #
- There's no way Argentina are getting the Falkland Islands off us. If they want another war, they can have one! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #
- @Bakeroo Is the passport photo appropriately stupid? Or have you done the impossible and got yourself a good one? x in reply to Bakeroo #
- What does today have in store? Coffee, more work on ri.com, more coffee, more gym and #newswipe tonight on BBC4. Mmmm, coffee. #
- RT @Glinner "Worried about Dick Cheney. I hope he recovers enough to someday die in prison." #
- http://twitpic.com/14tpjo – test of TWIBBLE. Twitter client for Nokia N96. #
- Does anyone remember MINI-BOGLINS? @philhd @scott014 @jonno08 @theedragonfly @waynetron #oldschool #
- "Well, what do you want, a chocolate fruit cake with beans on it? Get back to work!" #mightyboosh #
- "WELCOME TO THE MIRROR-WORLD! I am Mister Susan, guardian of the mirrors!" #mightyboosh #
- "I live right next door to Monkey Hell, this has put another 40 minutes on my journey, you peanut!" #mightyboosh #
- "Do your job Howard, or I'm gonna be all over you like a Nun sandwich." #mightyboosh #
- "The council does your hair!" #mightyboosh #
- "It is at our most challenging times that we must cheat our hardest." #southpark #
- Malcolm Tucker was the BBC's Bullying Mascot today! "Dont call me a bully, I'm so much worse than that!" #thethickofit http://bit.ly/aHkHAl #
- National Bullying Helpline that attacked No10 is a firm that investigates bullying & patroned by Tories! Biased much? http://bit.ly/alXZup #
- What is bullying? Is Gordon Ramsay a bully? or Alan Sugar? Malcolm Tucker? http://bit.ly/9DLwXQ #thethickofit #hellskitchen #theapprentice #
- TACTICAL NUCLEAR PENGUIN, the world's strongest beer is launched today! 32%! As strong as whiskey, £30 a bottle! http://bit.ly/aBh78S #
- Malcolm Tucker is BBC's Bullying Mascot! "Dont call me a bully, I'm so much worse than that!" #thethickofit http://bit.ly/aHkHAl @comagirlx #
- http://twitpic.com/14r2oa – Malcolm Tucker was BBC's Bullying Mascot today!
"Dont call me a bully, I'm so much worse than that!" #thethick # - Had a gr8 weekend! Thanx Abi Alice Amanda Chris @dj_beard Hayley Hels James @jonno08 Matt Phil Scott Lorna @twistedwhistler Vic @waynetron! #
- Space shuttle Endeavour lands in Florida at the end of it's 5.7 million mile journey to the International Space Station http://bit.ly/adTyqz #
- @twitstedlilkitty I plan to walk trainlines if Zombies attack. Direct routes, fenced off, often elevated (bridges/viaducts). Avoid tunnels. #
- @twistedlilkitty In what way have they changed Observer magazine? Thats what Big Ben, Blinky Ben, Bentally-ill has been advertising on TV. #
- @markeverclear Yeah I know, it's watchably unwatchbble. Classic crap. But you know, I think it was highest grossing British movie that year! #
- @mooncushion I'm going to the folks house for a roast. I look half human, hopefully a roast will make me feel it too. #
- I've just met Robert Mills from Desmond Anderson! Back in the day… #
- leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-20: Spotted a few oldskool losers @ The Railway but assume most twats … http://bit.ly/cmP9VB #
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-27
Published: February 27, 2010Posted in: Leyton's Tweets
