leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-06

Chillin with Lil'Lorna! #
@misterwakeup01 Does he still think he's God/Jesus? He was on TV in 70s sayin that he was, clearly a disturbed man at that point. #
@misterwakeup01 I'm sure there is much more to gov'ment & economics than they say, but he has more faith than fact. He's entitled to it #
@misterwakeup01 It's a very interesting idea about alien heritage but there's no actual facts, just conjecture. #
@misterwakeup01 I think Mr Icke has a powerful imagination thats betrayed him. He's the Dan Brown of conspiracy theories. #
@misterwakeup01 Sure you'll say my reality is an illusion or something but easy to say that, rendering actual facts inert. #
@misterwakeup01 Researched some of his ideas b4. Sadly I think he misinterprets facts & combines disperate concepts. Lost touch wiv reality #
@pennyrobinson89 Yeah I've done nothin all day; then sudden rush of activity to go out. Is Gray's Anatomy worth watchin? I've never seen it. #
Tickety-Tock, it's Bum-Kiss O'clock! #newswipe #
@georns Cool. You show me yours, I'll show you mine. #
OMG, David Icke is mad! He mistakes common human ancestoral mythology about snakes for World Domination Plans! Why? Because he WANTS to! #
World's Strangest UFO documentary. Great library footage but too many interviews with UFO experts. Too divorced from reality to be belived! #
There's a man on Jeremy Kyle who wonders if his Uncle is his Father. Oh dear. Uncle Daddy!! #jeremykyle #
@georns Sounds hot despite being an error, post a photo for me! x #
Hmmmpf. Suppose I'd better get up and eat or drink something before I die. When will nutrients be air-borne so you just breathe them in? #
Someone in the twittersphere or the faceblock make me a cup of tea please? I'm too knackered. Oh and bring it upto me in bed too please. #
@mooncushion Happy Waitangi Day – National Holiday in New Zealand. @projectbritain @waynetron #
@ciarahinton You were probably too busy eating them! How did he come by £200 of Haribo. Did you take him to a wholesaler or something? #
@ciarahinton Horse medicine? Ketamine? Bit of the ol' Special K. He'd be off his face! #
"Expenses MPs argue they are above the law" – Times Online: http://bit.ly/arr8Q7 #
@DuncanBannatyne http://twitpic.com/11o8at – Is this your new Super-hero identity? business gay! No honestly mate, good luck. #
@twistedlilkitty Soda bread? Thats an Irish thing isn't it? You've convinced me to get up for apricot jam on toast. My closet approximation. #
Oh dear, Clive Anderson's on QI again. Get off! He's not funny anymore! I met him once, most borin conversation of my life! #qi @comagirlx #
@georns what've you done with your fringe? Cut it off? Permed a quif into it? x #
I am sick to death of people shouting and arguing (about anything and everything) in my house on a Friday night. #
@casshoskins You know, I've never seen that film. Every1 said rent it, I lovefilm'd it & no1 would watch it with me, said it was too epic! #
Coronation Street would be ok if it wasn't for the arseholes that live there. It's alot like France in that respect. @comagirlx #corrie #
http://twitpic.com/11hk2e – As you can see, my hair is having a day off today and my face has rung in sick. #
My Follow Friday this week is @astro_soichi. An astronaut currently aboard the International Space Station. #ff #iss #spacetweet #
I can feel the warm sun on my back for the first time this year #
@twistedwhistler I hear you but to me it feels like Monday. #
@pennyrobinson89 No boyfriend? How can this be? You're lovely! Do you stink in person? #
@comagirlx I remember that sketch on Friday Night Armistice. That was when I was at school! You going thru the Iannucci back-catalogue? #
Ranty-tanty wah wah! #kevineldon #
Creeping along the M25 still feelin like poop. Listenin to the Sub Focus album makes it better #subfocus #
@comagirlx Peter Capaldi dressed as a Clown in Poirot? A scary clown? Saw IT for 1st time recently, now all clowns are inherently scary. #
@twistedwhistler How's it going? Rammstein was epic, we stayed up drinking til 6.30 and woke up at check-out time. #
#nowplaying Enter Shikari: Common Dreads on the M40 heading for the dreaded M25. #entershikari #
@TheBusyBabyMama Yeah, tasty too. Mine had horseraddish and rocket baked into the burger and on it. Perfect hangover cure! #
I feel so fucked that I've kicked my shoes off in Starbucks & put my feet up on the sofa. Warwick Service station needs more pillows!! #
@sonisphere #Rammstein in Birmingham were awesome. We're now melting in a service station coffee bar. #
I feel so rough! I think my soul is creased. #
Remember my eyes after @Jonno08's wedding? Trying to order food now but waitress can't hear me, my eyes are too small! @waynetron @mattyaldy #
@pennyrobinson89 The #Rammstein moshpit was epic. I have bruise on my arm that looks almost necrotic & I broke my hand on a fat man's chin. #
@pennyrobinson89 #Rammstein was awesome. Fire, explosions, more fire! He rode a massive cock across the stage that spunked foam on us! #
http://twitpic.com/11bt75 – Chris, DJ and I are eating the fittest burgers ever at The Handmade Burger Co in Birmingham. Post-Rammstein reco #
@twistedlilkitty Safari is very bad at passwords! It does the same on Windows too. #
@pennyrobinson89 What a nutritious lunch! I got horseraddish & rocket burger in Birmingham. We're hungover from seein Rammstein last night. #
A huge fat man has fallen off his chair totally drunk & done a huge fart thats gassed the entire pub! Welcome to Birmingham! @philhd #
@markeverclear No I've never read any #StephenKing. I imagine it's a lot like Garth Marenghi? #garthmarenghi #
Good morning! What a great lay-in. We're seeing Rammstein in Birmingham tonight! #
@chaltonbrooker Great Newswipe this week! We're all agreed, we want more Barry Shitpeas! #newswipe #shitpeas @scott014 @dj_beard #
@MarkEverclear I seriously can't believe how many times they say n*gger in Stephen Kings IT! #stephenking #
Did you find woodlice under it like when overturning a paving slab? @cnnbrk "Millennium Bomber's 22yr sentence overturned" @jonno08 #
@larelle Shitpeas was on for a second or two. My housemate was delighted, he pointed at TV and shouted "Shitpeas!" #newswipe in reply to larelle #
@pr4wn "Well done Charlie for highlighting the knobfest that is teh iPad" #newswipe #ipad @swerveball @saschabriff in reply to pr4wn #
Charlie Brooker described Steve Jobs' iPad press conference as "punishingly dull". Agreed. #newswipe #ftw #ipad #apple #
"Oprah Winfret is the P. T. Barnum of the new millenium" #oprah #newswipe #dougstanhope #freakshow #
That 911 call is awful. That's obscene. They should be fined. #newswipe #
#dougstanhope #newswipe #
"We're still not sure what we're scared of, or how scared to be of it." #newswipe #
RT @dutchPaul "Tickety Tock, it's Bum Kiss O'Clock" #newswipe #
A nugget, bruv. rt @BenSmith9 "Can we just have N-Dubz permanently silenced?" #newswipe #
"Live From Studios Five is like being forced fed marshmallow by a bastard in a glittery hat." #lol #newswipe @comagirlx @scott014 @dj_beard #
Asking Jude Law for a Military Assessment. lol @comagirlx @pennyrobinson89 #newswipe #
"I'd tell Angelina Jolie what she could do for me!" #newswipe #
@NickMB Take the power back! #newswipe #ratm in reply to NickMB #
Does the Dalai Lama tweet? @cnnbrk rt "White House spokesman says Obama will meet Dalai Lama http://on.cnn.com/bHKIck" #dalailama #
@Twistedlilkitty Imagine if Empire judged films by fingering! Contains Adequate Fingering on scale of Tasteful to Needless in reply to Twistedlilkitty #
@serafinowicz Hello in reply to serafinowicz #
Did you find woodlice under it like when overturning a paving slab? @cnnbrk "Millennium Bomber's 22yr sentence overturned" @philhd @rentokil #
#believersneverdie, not quite true is it?! They are quite literally dead! Lets not get soppy just because its trending! @dj_beard #
OMG. That guy's on TV again. He's on fuckin everythin! You know, that guy? Yeah, him. I cant fuckin stand him! @comagirlx @scott014 @jonno08 #
Oh my god. That guy is on TV again. He's on fucking everything! You know, that guy? Yeah, him. I can't fuckin stand him! #thatguy @comag … #
@XxXMusicFreakXx No, Everybody Hurts Charity Single = awful! Great song, REM shoulda re-released it! More indirect-money for Simon Cowell in reply to XxXMusicFreakXx #
@Glinner Back in the days of Windows 2000 Dragon was the best VR software. Nowadays there's probably someone better! in reply to Glinner #
@theresnofaking Hylen? What does it mean? in reply to theresnofaking #
@theskywillclear Hylen? What does it mean? x in reply to theskywillclear #
Now trending on Twitter = Man Loses Teeth After Cigarette Explodes In His Mouth http://bit.ly/agaD0b #
@WillStartARiot Nice profile photo! x #
@comagirlx I hate her. I think she's got uglier since joining the show while Ronnie has got fitter. in reply to comagirlx #
Men In Black's Agent Z goes to rehab! So drunk he held up a bank with a gun cos he believed THEY were all in his home! http://bit.ly/9KyEb6 #
Obama cancels Bush's Constellation Space Program, going back to the drawing board for better, more innovative solution http://bit.ly/dgk0Ni #
http://twitpic.com/110b85 – Crocoduck approves of Downing Street petition to drop support for IE6. #ie6 #crocoduck #dropie6 #
They got caught trying to hack Google, now China tells Obama not to meet with the Dalai Lama http://bit.ly/9gD5vn #
"He's coming home, he's coming.
The Pope is coming home.
Thirty years of hurt,
Choir boys still bleeding." @dj_beard @scott014 @philhd #
Today I'm going down a pit in search of cheese. #cheesemining #
@BrentSpiner Well in a list of the top 10 GOLD sci-fi characters there is Data's face 10 times. Thats due to greatness not exclusivity! x #
@pennyrobinson89 Was Nerdstock worth watching? #nerdstock #
@BunkerP Do you think white dog poo was in Thatcher's manifesto? An election pledge for the 80s? #whitedogpoo #
"Someone call nine hundred and ninety nine!" @scott014 @philhd #peterserafinowicz #psdvd #
@twinklecrayons Hot milk. #
"Oh my god, I think this doughnut's been raped!" Peter Serafinowicz DVD, buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
@pennyrobinson89 Ah, Heroes! How is season 4? I watched 3 but missed the start of 4 and not caught up. Apparently season 2 was dreadful. in reply to pennyrobinson89 #
Do you ever collapse onto your knees & scream LEAVE ME ALONE? Then you need PARANOIA MAGAZINE! Buy it now http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
@LucyAnnabel Serafinowicz DVD is indeed awesome! "I love you Kitchen Gun!" #psdvd in reply to LucyAnnabel #
@Stevetronic Amazon pre-orde, mate. I logged in the other day & they knew from my purchases I'd want it. Genius. http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd in reply to Stevetronic #
Did anyone get Peter Serafinowicz DVD today? Never seen such hype around release of TV sketch show. I love it! http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
Amused that Peter Serafinowicz's Ralph Fiennes is actually an excellant spoof of Leonard Rossiter DVD! Buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
@comagirlx If they were smart they'd both shag him and then he wouldn't charge them anything! #
The bully in Stephen King's IT just called the black kid a n*gger! I'm quite shocked, really suprising for an 80s teen movie starring kids. #
The Clown from IT is obsessed with squeezin thru tight pipes lookin for kids. I bet he wants to squeeze into their tight pipes too. #
#nowwatching Stephen King's IT. Classic 80s teen horror, the way it's shot reminds me of Nightmare On Elm Street! #stephenking #
@twistedlilkitty Might've been when you estimated the weight of poop in your bowels. I enjoyed those #sexfacts earlier. #
Might've been when you estimated the weight of poop in your bowels. I enjoyed those #sexfacts earlier. #
What words of wisdom did #Eastenders Tracy bestow unto humanity then? An 11th commandment perhaps? A cure for AIDS? @comagirlx @ciarahinton #
@georns Are you sayin you've got a lava fetish? Is it like when a waitress says "Dont touch the plate, it's hot" & you just gotta touch it! #
"I think you're a C**T" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"My pet ant, Limpy, was diagnosed with cancer." New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"New Elvis Song: Illegal or Unknown Email Alias" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
@pennyrobinson89 Not been sleep-self-harming have you? x in reply to pennyrobinson89 #
"Would you like to chat to a Pirate? Call Pirate Chat now! What ye be waitin for?" Peter Serafinowicz DVD Buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"It looks like a discarded kids toy in a nest of broken glass. Buy it now." Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy it… http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"Toilet Grenade! BANG and the germs are gone!" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"ELEPHANTS AND TRAINS Magazine. It builds each week into this terrifying model!" Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"Do you promise never to be tempted by prostitutes?" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
"I love you Kitchen Gun! Bang, Bang!" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #
@serafinowicz http://twitpic.com/10w4sx – Thats a nice half-metre window drop you've got there! #
@Twistedlilkitty Well, how much does a Kitty crap weigh then? More than 2.5 pounds? Thats over a kilo. in reply to Twistedlilkitty #
Google is very rude today! Go to google.co.uk and type in "Why Does". Amazing what the top suggestion is… http://bit.ly/daK4mX #
http://twitpic.com/10vwtt – Go to google.co.uk and type in "Why Does" the auto-suggestions are very naughty today! #
Today's date is a palindrome! 01/02/2010. The same forwards as backward. Thanks to @DuncanBannatyne for pointing that out. #
Has been sent The Invisible: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiFyGI #
I just ordered the New Peter Serafinowciz DVD! Amazon have it very cheap! http://bit.ly/cNNiiz It's so funny! @serafinowicz #
http://twitpic.com/10uu60 – Yes! An Amazon package actually arrived on time for once and it's my Peter Serafinowicz Show DVD! Fuckin awesome #
Just found this awesome Online Testing Tool for Regular Expressions! RegExr: http://bit.ly/cS0NfW @saschbriff #regex #regexp #
I found 3 Twinings Everyday teabags in a biscuit tin. Far superior to the rubbish tea we're given, now I see why Mr @stephenfry likes them. #
Watched Angels And Demons – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyImDw #
New Peter @Serafinowicz Show DVD is on its way to me! We joked about the Xmas Special 08 for all of 09! http://bit.ly/buy7ir #
BBC Sport – Arsenal 1 – 3 Man Utd – "Manchester United outclassed Arsenal at the Emirates…" http://bit.ly/cWRLoQ @jonno08 #
Obama revises NASA Vision ditching Ares 1 & 5. Experts advising he keep & retrofit the shuttles! Good old shuttle! http://bit.ly/dgk0Ni #
"Let's roll some tits up the flagpole and see if anyone gets wood." #thethickofit #
"Noses cant break, that's a myth." #thethickofit #
"An anorexic Leo Sayer" #thethickofit #
#nowwatching South Park. Michael Jackson has possesed Ike. He-hee! #
@sophiadehayes Well 55378008 upside down on a calculator spells BOOBLESS. That tops everything, nothing can beat that. Maths Be Praised. in reply to sophiadehayes #
@sophiadehayes ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆ ÇÈÉÊË ÌÍÎÏ ÒÓÔÕÖ ÙÚÛÜÝÞß àáâãäæ çèéêëìíîïñòóôõö ŒŽ øùúûüýþÿ™©® Eastern European & Legal Charset! Dont like it do you! in reply to sophiadehayes #
http://twitpic.com/10rnti – Alice "Dead Babies, lol." Inspired by speculation. #
@sophiadehayes ¬1234567890-= in reply to sophiadehayes #
@sophiadehayes qwertyuiop in reply to sophiadehayes #
@Zedilon If course its terrible. Whats why it's so good, not quite Hawk The Slayer, but close. in reply to Zedilon #
@BunkerP Did white dog poo only appear in the 80s then? Perhaps future geologists will use it to age rock layers. The White Dog Poo Era. in reply to BunkerP #
@InsomniacScott It was on ITV after Aladdin which also trended. With new localised trending, TV shows can often trend, especially #newswipe! in reply to InsomniacScott #
She's stupid to let that guy stay at her house. CTU NY are slack, piss-takers. #twentyfour #
@serafinowicz spunk flakes! in reply to serafinowicz #
@CassHoskins How is it? #momowlam #tv in reply to CassHoskins #
@serafinowicz I weed myself when I heard you had a DVD coming out. Pre-ordered it on Amazon. Kudos and spunk-flakes! in reply to serafinowicz #
CTU NY is a tarts bathroom. CTU LA was a concrete, gun metal grey, command centre build of solid facts. They got the job done! #twentyfour #
#nowwatching 24: Day 8: Episode 3 (32mins delay) #twentyfour #
@comagirlx To assess it's tastiness! lol in reply to comagirlx #
@comagirlx Oi, don't cuss my homeboy Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall. He's well good. He rears, kills and eats his own animals. Respect. in reply to comagirlx #
@TwistedWhistler No, a fully spunking cock. in reply to TwistedWhistler #
@electropirate Your hair is awesome! You're fit XD #
@killtherythym I was wondering that same thing. What is going on with Paramore? Or is this just a random trend? in reply to killtherythym #
The Superman music is awesome! It makes me wanna do a sex-wee allover a map of Metropolis! #supermanIII #
So instead of killing Superman, the kryptonite makes him into a dickhead? Alot of people in Crawley must be on kryptonite! @philhd @dj_beard #
Is that hick guy on the phone in Superman III the dickhead reporter from Die Hard? #superman3 #
QI on iPlayer. Yeayness. #qi #iplayer #
@sophiadehayes ? ? in reply to sophiadehayes #
@jonno08 Well done today mate! United stuffed the Gooners once more. #manu #
@Bakeroo I know I've not seen Aladdin in years! x #
@pennyrobinson89 Well we'll see about that! Organise a few fights with local hood-rats and we can take bets! Split profits evenly.. 60:40. in reply to pennyrobinson89 #
@pennyrobinson89 Are you really that small? Cute! Is it your 12-13yr t-shirt or did you steal it off a kiddy-wink? in reply to pennyrobinson89 #
I've finally cracked. Going to getup and make myself a cup of tea. #
@comagirlx They do! My friend who did an Archaelogy Course; she said they basically bodge it. Those 3days should follow 5 years of research. in reply to comagirlx #
Heyy! Just The Tonic Comedy Photo http://bit.ly/9TUrad #mattandvic @mattyaldy @waynetron @dj_beard #
Just The Tonic Comedy photo http://bit.ly/a0nyOZ #mattandvic #
@comagirlx Who made you watch fucking Time Team? #
@pennyrobinson89 That's nothing. My Mum's hooked on glue. #
Someone make me a cup of tea. I really cant be arsed. Doctor Who is on. #
@TwinkleCrayons Is that you on your twitter wallpaper? Wow. You're a hottie! Your talk of lunch has made me hungry for roast duck with mash. #
I follow the QI Elves at the bottom of Mr Fry's garden… @qikipedia #qikipedia #QI #
@yoghurteater Playing knock-down-ginger on Downing Street? #
I woke up this morning feeling like P Diddy. #
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