- Dinner in Soho, drinks in China Town, now queing in Leicester Sq for Just The Tonic comedy club now. I am freezing!! #
- http://twitpic.com/10jwxy – Havin a dirty Nando's for Matt & Vic's birthday. #mattandvic #
- http://twitpic.com/10jrx4 – A good ol' fashioned pub so Lundan. #mattandvic #
- When's new series of Doctor Who on then? I've been challenged to get my followers to find out for me. @comagirlx @markeverclear #doctorwho #
- Come on Burnley! #burnley #chelsea #
- Apparently @mooncushion has left Dubai and is over Iraq now. We pray for an air-strike
# - @pennyrobinson89 You've achieved inner-zen! Enjoy the silence. #
- @twistedlilkitty Well at least you can't blame your face as she didn't look at it. Then she woulda bin really confused! Ha. I made a funneh! #
- There's a man in the Snooty Fox who is shockingly shit-faced and being thrown out. Amazingly it's not one of our lot! #mattandvic @waynetron #
- We won the who can get to the pub first competition. Amazing considering we're 37mins late! WTF is everyone else? #mattandvic #
- Is anyone on Twitter gonna be in London this afternoon with nothing to do? Meet up? #
- I missed #FollowFriday but my picks were two lovely ladies @georns & @sophiadehayes. I might watch #Akira now as I've not seen it before… #
- I'm going to Lundan later for @mattyaldy's birthday. "Fish… Chips, Cup o'tea, Mary Fuckin-poppins, Lundan!" #snatch @waynetron #
- @sophiadehayes Stolen traffic cones should be smuggled into other peoples houses or rooms secretly so they wake up and are like "WTF?". #
- @comagirlx I had a night in with my friend Lorna. Wine & curry, watched Alien & Aliens back-to-back! Great night! #ridleyscott #jamescameron #
- @jonno08 I dont even know who Alex Reid is! I've not seen a single second of it and proud! I was aware Lady Sov & Vinnie were in it #cbb #
- @georns I know how you feel. I've eaten too much curry and now melting with a glass of red wine. #
- @comagirlx Well spotted, but he's not that funny. Maybe worth following though. How you doing this week? #
- @ragingbullshit Yes, it's in a considering better state than if we'd just let Bush rush in there alone on Sept 13th like he wanted to. #
- Sometimes I wonder why I fucking bother doing things right when most people can get away with doing half a job. #
- I just got a txt that simply said "ALL CLEAR FROM T.C." Its from the NHS & means I don't have Chlamydia! How cool is that!? #targetchlamydia #
- Listening to Blair makes me feel like I'm having an akward pint with an ex #iraqinquiry @DanielNothing @twistedlilkitty @comagirlx @dj_beard #
- rt @oliverchalliner "Do you think Tony Blair is overcoming nerves by imagining the committee naked?" #iraqinquiry #
- Is Blair blaming Fern Britton for Iraq? I've never liked that bitch anyway! #iraqinquiry #fernbritton #
- @rogthornhill People have yet to face reality, protesters enjoy a freedom of speech that the oppressed people they defend dont even have. #
- rt @andy_lamb "Someone [at the Iraq Inquiry] should throw a shoe!" roflmao #iraqinquiry #
- @ciarahinton I still like Blair. He did a good job. Bush wanted to go into Iraq days after 9/11, Blair did his best to slow it, not hype it. #
- Tony Blair's just started giving evidence at the Iraq Inquiry. Search 4 Iraq Inquiry on Google Updates to read it via twitter as it happens #
- I just unfollowed Danny_DeVito
whats all that Troll Foot nonsense about? He's tiresome I'm sad to say. # - @sophiadehayes Good luck in your exam today. x #
- @zerosugar Yeah you're right, he was called Chas. I remember him being a bit of a dick to Morph. Wikipedia says 'mischievious'. #tonyhart #
- #MockTheWeek was very good tonight. @mrchrisaddison was on BBC1 at Breakfast and Late Night, today. Watch out mainstream! @comagirlx #
- @comagirlx I refer you to my earlier statement about #SKINS. #
- Angels & Demons scared me with children throwin firecrackers in the road. Is Dan Brown tryna make us feel old now as well as dumb? @philhd #
- "The Vicar of Christ" #danbrownisms #angelsanddemons #
- Did Morph have a nemisis mate who was always indifferent & Morph stuck out an olive branch he'd take it then throw it back in his face? … #
- Do you all really like SKINS then? I saw one episode; badly directed, melo-dramatic emo crap. Just wanted to slap the boys & fuck the girls. #
- Is eyeing up the fit cleaning woman. #
- : http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiBnXs #
- : http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiEhw0 #
- My newest hobby… Egg-Smashing! Here's a video explaining how you too can smash eggs! http://bit.ly/9DtfM5 SMASH THE EGGS #fistoffun #
- My newest hobby… Train-Ignoring! http://bit.ly/97ODKv #
- Dinosaurs had Ginger Feathers! Really? Ergh!! No wonder Ginger people look so un-evolved! http://bit.ly/9pkhCr #
- EVERYBODY HURTS re-released for Haiti. It was played a lot after Dunblame, 9/11 & Diana's death – but what's it about? http://bit.ly/a6eCtQ #
- @sophiadehayes Mr Brooker's program are always worth watching twice. #
- Has been sent Angels And Demons – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiImDw #
- Chickenny Baconny Cheesy recipes….mmmm! http://bit.ly/9KnSbG http://bit.ly/cLJQ9q http://bit.ly/adEXAG #
- My Rammstein CDs finally arrived! Mutter, Reise Reise, Sehnsucht and the new Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da! http://bit.ly/bt6ZJ8 Mein Herz Brennt! #
- @mooncushion Just saw you sailing into Poo Bay giving a 21 Bum Salute! #
- @mooncushion Doughnut puncher #
- @mooncushion fudge-packing #
- Anyone know of any geeky/techie jobs going in Crawley? I have friend in dire need. #jobs #
- Are we outta coffee? Noooo! Call PD & tell him I cant come in, my brain doesnt work without caffeine! lol @carolinemytton #
- Good morning. My throat is sore. Anyone tried Twitter's new localised Trending? Newswipe creator Charlie Brooker started trending instantly! #
- @comagirlx Ikea is a boring linear journey. Like Wonka's Chocolate Factory; you gotta go 4ward to go back! Sadly that where similarity ends! #
- Danny Dyer's Deadliest UFO's? He's gone from interviewin creatures that shouldnt be on this planet… to ones that actually arent! #
- @daveisanidiot An old friend of mine had a theory that everyone in the UK either had a stupid mate called Dave or knew someone that had one. #
- @jennaonyett Danny Dyer's Deadliest UFO's? He's gone from interviewin creatures that shouldnt be on this planet to ones that actually arent! in reply to jennaonyett #
- @WooGilchrist "UK Trending Charlie Brooker – brilliant!" Yeah Newswipe is awesome, did you watch it? I lol'd at "Rent-A-Jihad" #newswipe in reply to WooGilchrist #
- New Local Trending makes it easier to spark trends! @mildale07 "I love the new local trending topics, and that Charlie Brooker is on there!" #
- Danny Dyer just mentioned #mangojuice on his Deadliest Dickheads program. That's why its trending in the UK. I like this localised trending! #
- @ratbanjos http://twitpic.com/zx2xf – Multi-culturalism, yo! @scott014 @philhd #
- @ratbanjos http://twitpic.com/zu13c – Business or Pleasure… you're doing it wrong! #youredoingitwrong #
- @ratbanjos http://twitpic.com/zrxxc – MY EGGS MUST BE TUBULAR! @dj_beard #
- @ADewiM My mate got Google Street View'd last Sept its still not appeared! My Dad scoffing Fish & Chips will eventually be on Littlehampton. in reply to ADewiM #
- @comagirlx Is it? …It is?! Innit! in reply to comagirlx #
- @giantlawnmower How is #Lost nowadays? Stopped watchin it 'cos it was too confusin to be drip-fed. I may burn thru it all on DVD at the end. #
- @comagirlx Well you is lookin well gangsta in dat foto, blud. in reply to comagirlx #
- @MarkEverclear I AM ROD HULL! in reply to MarkEverclear #
- @Georns Smash The System! You at uni? What you studying? I studied Computer Science and the bottom of a bottle. in reply to Georns #
- This was funniest thing I ever seen when I was 12. I AM HIM! @saschabriff @scott014 @comagirlx http://bit.ly/aQWNR5 #fistoffun @herring1967 #
- @rentokil Most large mammals that suckle their young are free of flea infestation…so says The Girl who smelt of SPAM! http://bit.ly/aWOw8I #
- @comagirlx Mysterious new photo you got there! in reply to comagirlx #
- @saschabriff Good evening, Sir. in reply to saschabriff #
- @pageantmalarkey Depends on why he ate glue! Reminds me of Lee & Herring Sketch. The Girl Who Smelt of SPAM! http://bit.ly/aWOw8I #fistofun in reply to pageantmalarkey #
- @comagirls My favs http://bit.ly/auCR29 http://bit.ly/brZMFm http://bit.ly/9iYkbz http://bit.ly/9b6kY7 http://bit.ly/9sdec5 #cameronP0WNED #
- Just found great site that rips new David Cameron posters where he's been airbrushed to fuck http://bit.ly/dvmOO5 @Shinyalex #cameronP0WNED #
- @Georns Enjoy #newswipe? I do love that show. #
- http://twitpic.com/x1t5c @Shinyalex #cameronP0WNED #
- http://twitpic.com/ynv27 @shinyalex #cameronP0WNED #dovodcomoron #
- @comagirlx http://twitpic.com/z9yj8 – Awesomes! #
- http://twitpic.com/z9yj8 @shinyalex @comagirlx #cameronP0WNED #
- "Dissed." Is that what passes for language on Sky News? #newswipe #
- Lulu looks alien. Kill it. Kill it with butter! #newswipe @lineinyourbook @ADewiM @giantlawnmower @PJMontgomery #
- Lulu looks alien. Kill it. Kill it with butter! #newswipe #
- KILL ALL BUTTER! #newswipe #
- I think Dappy got the number off the BBC in the same way Malcolm tried to get the number for "Tim from Fucking Ruislip". @comagirlx #
- "A sauce said…." Which one? Ketchup? No, no, too mainstream. I know, Reggae Reggae! #newswipe #
- So is their now a brain-scan for detecting racists? Excellent! Use it on all job interviews, immigration interviews and definitely on dates! #
- "…a bit like watching a play written by a dog." #newswipe roflmao #
- #nowplaying #newswipe on BBC4. #
- "Trends….stuff…any old shit that's happening." #newswipe SO TRUE! #
- "…build a mosque out of bacon." #newswipe #
- @supernoodle128 Coulnt agree more! I been salivating since yesterday. #newswipe in reply to supernoodle128 #
- "Rent-A-Jihad" #newswipe #
- I await your witticisms Mr @CharltonBrooker #newswipe #
- NEWSWIPE, BBC4, now! Scramble all remotes! Even the one that only controls the DVD and doesn't really make any difference in this situation. #
- Facebook are hiring! Sadly they've not in need of a XHTML Rockstar, so I can't apply! And, oh yeah… I hate Facebook http://bit.ly/dqS8Id #
- @alexanderstokes Yeah but we get every1 round to watch on 52inch TV in HD & live-pause 13mins so we can speed thru the ads. Sucks to be you! in reply to alexanderstokes #
- Don't miss NEWSWIPE with Charlie Brooker on BBC4 10.30pm. Last week was brilliant, I enjoyed Doug Stanhope too. @philhd @scott014 @jonno08 #
- The bus is full of MITIE Mauwp-waups from the airport. It's like feeding time at Favourite Chicken. @scott014 @dj_beard @philhd #
- US hacker who unlocked Apple's iPhone has told BBC News he has hacked Sony's PlayStation 3 to play pirated games http://bit.ly/4IGXUa #ps3 #
- Road works on London Road and a Metrobus driver with Aspergers (either that or he's a genuine fool) have made me late for work. @waynetron #
- @yoghurteater A train full of Tories, during a hangover? I imagine them loudly scoffing at a facist criticism of NHS in today's Telegraph. #
- In Supernatural, a woman's printer has started printing abuse at 2am. Do you think the ghosts had to install a driver to make it work? #
- In Supernatural, a woman's printer is has started printing abuse at 2am. Do you think the ghosts had to install a driver to make it work? #
- AC/DC are headlining Download Festival. I think that means I've officially GOT to go. @downloadfest @scott014 @philhd @jonno08 @dj_beard #
- I think about her as a little tart, every night! #coronationstreet @comagirlx #
- Whoa! News scrolly thing on TV said something about Brass Eye creator Chris Morris. What was it? I missed it, no! #chrismorris #brasseye #
- New episode of NEWSWIPE tomorrow! Can't wait… http://bit.ly/6nxqrG #newswipe @charltonbrooker #
- Amazon have The Thick of It Series 3 on pre-order! http://bit.ly/71Rkuo @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty @murphymania @sammydolton #thethickofit #
- Learn to speak Huttese, just like Jabba The Hut! > http://bit.ly/688E47 #
- GAY FORECAST: Today buses are gay, decaf is gay, Arsenal are all very gay and drizzle is gay. That's all the gayness for today… @dj_beard #
- I missed that Only Fools and Horses prequel, #rockandchips. Was it any good or further flogging of a dead horse? @comagirlx @markeverclear #
- A good Starship Troopers film always has needless nudity in form of a unisex changing room. Rico's regiment group photo looks like page 3! #
- Jolene Blalock's lips put dirty thoughts in my mind. She's fit in a bizarre kind of way and is making Starship Troopers 3 very watchable! #
- Watchin Starship Troopers 3 with @dj_beard & Chris. Thought Police? Televised Trials on screens in public places? Well Cardassia Prime! #ds9 #
- You recognise Mikey @Jonno08? He's Eugene Tooms, the stretchy man from X-Files and guy who didnt wet the sponge from Green Mile. #twentyfour #
- Rene Walker has definately had a boob-job. Her tits are now officially massive! @jonno08 #twentyfour #
- That guy actually caught an axe with his torso! Jack Bauer is indeed back! @jonno08 #twentyfour #
- You watching 24 @jonno08? #
- when an old-informant turns up, a switch flips inside Grampa Bauer's head and he goes into full shouty-mode. #twentyfour #
- @yoghurteater Give them an hour, time to leave the room, re-enter and go "blimey, thats loud". After that they deserve a bollocking. #
- Watching Newswipe again. Jihadistan! Afghanistan2. lol Thanks @charltonbrooker #
- Everyone on Twitter is saying RIP Johnny Depp. I think it's a hoax. I hope it's a hoax. But just to add to the hype… RIP Johnny Depp!! #
- @Scott014 Well done, Scott. Thats called a palindrome. Tomorrow we'll learn how to count to ten. in reply to Scott014 #
- Aaaaaaaaah! Gutted Arsenal! Drummed out of the FA Cup by Stoke City! Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! #
- @mooncushion Yeah I went to Lorna, had some (makw that lots) of wine. Had a fun night. Feeling more than a bit rough this morning! in reply to mooncushion #
- Brand new Season 8 of 24 starts on Sky1 2nite! New York is gonna get Jack'd. http://bit.ly/4pEbqU #twentyfour @danusiaj @jonno08 @comagirlx #
- I felt quite hungover until DJ suggested waffles and beans. Feel almost human again now. You know you're fucked when water tastes delicious. #
- "…shut the fuck up, fat-man. This ain't none of your god-damn business!" #pulpfiction #bbc3 #
- #iswatching the end of Pulp Fiction on BBC3 after a lovely night with Lorna #
- leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-23: Upto much tonight? #
The inside of Crawley Library looks exactly l… http://bit.ly/8MxTjY #
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-30
Published: January 30, 2010Posted in: Leyton's Tweets