- Upto much tonight? #
- The inside of Crawley Library looks exactly like DoSAC. I keep expectin Malcolm Tucker to turn up & shatter the silence. #thethickofit #
- is walking into town to join the library, if anyone wants to meet up call or txt me. Enjoy! #
- I'm watching YES MINISTER, it's basically a 1970s THE THICK OF IT. I've heard a lot of comparisons. Pretty good. #thethickofit #yesminister #
- Yeay! It's the episode of Seinfeld with the nasty Bubble-Boy! #
- Why do clowns still exist if everyone is so scared of then? They should be in horror movies, not family circuses. Down with the clown! #
- Watching Transformers2, it's way better than I remember. The scenes with Megatron and The Fallen stink of Palpatine and Vader. #
- Sometimes I think certain people enjoy keeping me hanging and not giving me a straight answer. It's pathetic. #
- I've got a bit of a belly ache anyway but seeing David CaMORON on the telly really makes me wanna puke. #davidcameron #
- They put extra RAM in my office PC today…. it is now officially shit-hot. @saschabriff #
- "With fame I become more and more stupid, which, of course, is a very common phenomenon." ALBERT EINSTEIN #
- There were so many fit girls out last night. It was a fitty-parade! #
- Jean-Luc Picard was a fuckin legend & I'm not going to let any1 fuckin forget that. Know your roots! #startrek #tng #ds9 #voyager @mattyaldy #
- I'm surrounded by bunch of fucking Katherine Janeway supporters. Has everyone forgotten how hardcore Jean-Luc Picard is? #startrek #tng #
- @twistedwhistler is sayin Janeway harder than Picard.
I stood up in Octopus Bar & told him he don't know WTF he's talkin about. #startrek # - is quite fucked. #
- Flickr have reviewed my account as SAFE and told me I'm awesome. I should think so too, I just paid them £16! http://bit.ly/8wLNPl #
- Just spend £118 on my website hosting for a year and then £16 for my Flickr photo account for a year. I hate January. #
- I've just exploded in Waterstones. #
- @KittayC http://twitpic.com/urz0z – Either Jolly Rnacher or you've been drinking parafin! #
- @KittayC http://twitpic.com/z1rhl – Hot
# - @twistedlilkitty My nickname has always been Filth. I introduce myself as it, until Facebook very few people knew my actual name. #
- Web founder Tim Berners-Lee unveils his latest project which offers UK public better access to official government data http://bit.ly/4wAjV7 #
- Cold weather forces rats indoors, if you have rats or mice in your house visit @Rentokil's website http://bit.ly/7SnTZY or call 0800 2182210 #
- Rentokil speaks to BBC about increase in rodents in the home during the cold weather http://bit.ly/8NYyal @rentokil @carolinemytton #rats #
- I woke up happy & its pay-day!
But this'll be long day of paying bills & handing money over to people. Lets see how happy I am by 2nite! # -
# - Barack Obama just tweeted that he's frustrated @ slow pace of change. He should name & shame every1 whose workin against him & health reform #
- Michelle Obama's wax-work looks totally shit, as if she's been hit in the lips with a shovel. Barack's one however is really good. #
- @sammydolton Thanks mate, much appreciated. #
- @mooncushion Gutted, no power cut in L-to-the-G, been a couple of slight dips but iPLAYER and kettle remain fully operational. #
- @yoghurteater Yes, we got a sayin in our group, when a guy is oggling a hottie & imaginin what he could do to her he has his "rape eyes" on. #
- There's a man at the gyn who is smiling at me as if he's my friend. He's not. If he keeps doing it I'll go over there and tell him he's not. #
- How Rentokil tackled a rat plague in Libya using GPS, Google Earth & a Public Awareness Campaign http://bit.ly/7RpgAf @rentokil #googleearth #
- It's snowing in Crawley, West Sussex! And DJ has already been caught in a blizzard of snow on the M4 in Gloucestershire. @dj_beard #
- Here's one for you @philhd… Coded references to bible passages are inscribed on gunsights used by the US / UK Forces http://bit.ly/5W8BIi #
- 2010 – International Year of Biodiversity! Here's how you can support & increase biodiversity http://bit.ly/4Mp81d @rentokil #iyb #
- Bee decline linked to falling biodiversity http://bit.ly/8UejV1 and increase in Varroa mite infestation http://bit.ly/50IJHv @rentokil #iyb #
- Hello World!
Bonjour Tout La Monde!
@Hola!
I'm well happy, has someone spiked my coffee? # - @comagirlx Have you got a photo of you? Here's me…. http://bit.ly/7KHpxJ #
- @jupitusphillip Yes, ask him if Peter Capaldi ever said anything on #HIGNFY, we saw that episode 2nite; it was as if he was a mute! in reply to jupitusphillip #
- "Are you sure you're working as hard as me? 'Cos I'm sweating fucking spinal-fluid here!" #thethickofit #intheloop #
- @swerveball Someone watches a lot of #QI. in reply to swerveball #
- Considering following @BillGates on twitter, but won't that make me a Microsoft Sympathizer? Worse than being a Nazi War Criminal isn't it? #
- @comagirlx I know, he does try to make it upto him… kinda. I liked it in Season 3 where they had a little hug after Malcolm hit him. in reply to comagirlx #
- "…next time you wanna stab Caesar, make sure you're not holding a fucking plastic spoon." #thethickofit #
- "You're on the last chopper out of Saigon, I'm having it up the arse with Ho Chi Minh!" #thethickofit #
- Why is it that after Glen's "I am a man!" melt-down, he's clutching a Christmas Cracker? @scott014 #thethickofit #
- "Junior Government Gimp Wrecks Ex-Girlfriend's Career" #thethickofit #
- "If you don't go and get me some cheese, I'm gonna rip your head-off and give you a spine-dectomy!" #thethickofit #
- "I'm assigning you to the Political Fuck-off-osphere." #thethickofit #
- "Stop fucking blinking, or I will take your optic nerve and strangle you with it!" #thethickofit #
- "I'm feeling about as upto date as the Gregorian Calendar." #thethickofit #
- "…the guy whose about to become Prime-Minister chugs anti-depressants like they're fucking Smints!" #thethickofit #
- "This guy's an epic fuck up! He's so dense that light bends around him!" #thethickofit #
- Gotta love #thethickofit, heres some posts I've written bout it wiv some top-swearing! http://bit.ly/8W5Cf9 @davidbrook @SammyDolton @benj79 #
- "…what, Mr Baby-New-PotatoHead? Fuck off!" #thethickofit #
- "There's nothing that you know, that I don't know. I'm Doctor-Fucking-Know!" #thethickofit #
- "You're so back-bench, you've actually fucking fallen off." #thethickofit #
- "You're the Ben, you're THE Ben, Ben Nevis, Ben-tally ill." #thethickofit #
- Ah, a glass of wine and #thethickofit Specials. Hello old friend. @comagirlx #
- #Newswipe is fucking genius, thanks @charltonbrooker! @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty #
- "Grit everything, grit every surface, even the ceiling!" There isn't that much grit in the world you fool! #newswipe #
- Kill the snow! Kill the treacherous snow! #newswipe #
- Chubby Blue Ghost Porn… gotta get me some of that! #newswipe #
- "Hospitals will explode!" Lol #newswipe #
- AIDS! EGGS! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! #newswipe @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty #
- Oooops! NEWSWIPE is on BBC4 in a moment, not BBC2 as I said before. Sorry! @charltonbrooker @comagirlx #newswipe #
- NEWSWIPE is back! Starts on BBC2 tonight at 10.30pm. Thats in 15mins! @charltonbrooker @comagirlx #newswipe #
- California has more oil than Texas! 700,000+ barrels drawn every day! I seriously did not know that! HOW THE EARTH MADE US, BBC2 #iplayer #
- is enjoying HOW EARTH MADE US on BBC2. The crystal cave was well good! There's been so many geology programs on recently! #
- Bill Clinton video about relief efforts in Haiti http://bit.ly/6LZ8d0. I've always liked Bill, he's doing a great job in Haiti right now! #
- Ha! Ha! Ha! I've just found out what a Mars Bar Party is! It's very rude! http://bit.ly/7CYWsC #
- Does anyone wanna see Book of Eli with me 2mrw night? Trailer > http://bit.ly/8yNm2E #
- Anyone fancy a game of Hard-Man Chess? Basically you set up the board and the first person to flip it over and mess up all the pieces, wins. #
- NEWSWIPE returns tonight! BBC4 10.30pm! With snow! Nuclear War! Everything! Don't miss it! @philhd @scott014 @dj_beard @comagrilx @waynetron #
- Fancy seein Book of Eli 2mrw? Trailer > http://bit.ly/8yNm2E Crawley Showtimes > http://bit.ly/8J8xY4 @philhd @scott014 @twistedwhistler #
- Massive Crystal Cave discovered! Like Superman's Fortress of Solitude! http://bit.ly/54ygAi "How The Earth Made Us" – BBC Two, tonight, 9pm. #
- Bill Clinton video about relief efforts in Haiti > http://bit.ly/6LZ8d0. I've always liked Bill, he's doing a great job in Haiti right now! #
- Cuntney, sorry Courtney Love wants Armando Iannucci to direct biopic of Kurt Cobain. She loves #thethickofit I hate her http://bit.ly/8F8Ac9 #
- http://twitpic.com/ys6rs – I recently went on holiday upside down. #
- I just logged into Facebook Mobile, its easier to use/navigate than normal version. Still refusing to use it though! This was an emergency! #
- How much denser is urine than water? I can wee, lets say ≈ 1 litre, then weigh 2kg less! That's pretty dense. @dj_beard @twistedlilkitty #
- Finally off to bed now, Malcolm from The Thick of It is on #HIGNFY on Dave now or on Dave+1 at 2am. #thethickofit @comagirlx #
- @comagirlx You a fan of the Alien films? Blue-collar ethos of Alien & set design is evident in Red Dwarf. Gonna write a blog about it soon. #
- @comagirlx Red Dwarf was excellant, got a bit stupid after season 6 though & the last ever episode on Dave was a travesty. We all hated it #
- To quote @jimmycarr on #QI "if you cant see a train coming & you're hit by it, we dont need you in our gene-pool." Happened in Crawley 2day. #
- I just cast Runes to predict my future as @dj_beard & Kel have done there's. I got Arguements, Health Problems & Uncertainty. Great. Cheers. #
- @Twistedlilkitty Twitter to promote things? Bill Hicks woulda torn him to pieces! "I see you're in the Twitter market, thats a good market!" #
- This is sick and genuine!!! Sheep born with human face!!! > http://bit.ly/8Iu84K #
- http://twitpic.com/yoxqq – Just made a MASSIVE Cottage Pie with mustard-and-pea mash! #
- @mooncushion Oh hai yes I was simul-shopping wiv @scott014. My dinner is 3 bottles wine & slab of cheese + Lnyx sprayed on it. Bon Appetite. #
- rt @gman1107 "I like Steve Coogan, Sally Phillips, @DavidSchneider, Doon MacKichan, Chris Morris, @RebeccaFront" – Yes mate, comedy legends! #
- I heard someone just got splatted by a train at the Goffs Park crossing in Crawley #
- A fire engine just went down our road, rendering all pedestrian & driving minds useless. As if a fog of dumb had descended. #
- @comagirlx Was that indent-tional? #
- http://twitpic.com/ynv27 – David Cameron reveals his true form to the People of Earth. @dj_beard @scott014 @waynetron @twistedwhistler @sasc #
- Oh dear, this photo is wrong on all kinds of levels! http://twitpic.com/yerqa #
- Ergh!!! Sheep born with human face!!! > http://bit.ly/8Iu84K #
- Really enjoyin your Radio 1 Show from 1993 @aiannucci @DavidSchneider! I can hear your voice in there too @rebeccafront http://bit.ly/4A8UZD #
- If you bend dry spaghetti until it snaps, how many pieces does it break into? Always two? or always more than two? http://bit.ly/8HlT8A #
- @twistedlilkitty lol, 'in heat' are your urges really that animalistic? If so, Colm's a lucky man. #
- http://twitpic.com/yn7×7 – It was the year of the 1997 General Election…. but what was the year? #
- The Armando Iannucci Radio Show from 1993 > http://bit.ly/4A8UZD. You two really NEED to listen to this! @philhd @scott014 #
- London meeting this week aims for new Global Biodiversity Deal before the Earth reaches a point of no return. http://bit.ly/8HL05a #iyb #
- Herschel Space Telescope repaired in orbit. Herschel can probe clouds of gas & dust to see stars being born http://bit.ly/8NBn4z #
- Military scientists try to protect Juniper Bushes for extinction. Supporting International Year of Biodiversity http://bit.ly/4W0qW2 #iyb #
- @Trizia_Trix http://twitpic.com/ymwf9 – Wow, you're pretty! #
- For the love of Dawkins! I just caught a rally-bus! He was so fast he didnt even have time to do the 'Release the gas' nod to other drivers. #
- Ahh, Cottage Pie contains Beef, Sheperd's Pie contains Lamb. Always wondered what difference was between these essentially identical dishes. #
- It's sad to think that some people are only concerned with what they can get out of you or what vices they can do at your house #
- "In America it's Bling-Bling. In Africa it's Bling-Bang." #BloodDiamond #
- Rik Mayall will release a World Cup single titled 'Noble England' and will release it on April 23 – St George's Day http://bit.ly/7E12rY #
- Oh dear, LA Ink is on. I think Miami Ink and LA Ink quite insufferably boring. Nice tattoos, but its just not enough to make a show about. #
- @TheeDragonfly Hello! Welcome to twitter! in reply to TheeDragonfly #
- http://twitpic.com/yjz33 – Picard tells it like it is. Cheers @waynetron #
- @FernandaNayra http://twitpic.com/yjxb6 – Beautiful. #
- @comagirlx Well that's easily a good enough reason to kick-off! My housemate has a saying "You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry". in reply to comagirlx #
- Apparently syphilis is the new bum disease. @twistedwhistler #
- @comagirlx Ticked off? Who annoyed you this time? #
- @waynetron Yes I read the plot synopsis. Just dont care 4 anythin relating to recent obsession with celebrity & showbiz. I tire of it. in reply to waynetron #
- …and the International I'm A Total Dickhead Award goes to… The Man Who Tattooed Glasses On His Face….http://bit.ly/8VojOG #
- I've not seen Glee but I think all this concern with celebrity demeans us all. Will we ever see American's Next Top Human Rights Activist? #
- I just started following @thehawthcrawley on Twitter. Anythin to avoid going on their terrible website that only works in Internet Explorer. #
- @Scott014 You win today then? in reply to Scott014 #
- is in Langley Green Halal butchers, they're really good. We just got a nice bit of lamb for tonights casserole with Tash. #
- #lowbudgetmovies Casino Royale with Cheese (rt @keif) #
- if Richard Branson opens Virgin Bank, I'll close both my Natwest accounts & sign-up. I'm sick of being treated like they dont need my money. #
- It's noon on Sunday & I've achieved nothing, I wish the weekend had a 3rd day. #
- I'd go on 'How To Look Good Naked', but I think I need to master 'How To Look Good Clothed' first. Sadly it's a prerequisite @yoghurteater #
- leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-16: I think I had my first panic-attack last nite. Not sure really. My… http://bit.ly/8tKQjx #
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-23
Published: January 23, 2010Posted in: Leyton's Tweets