Friends
People say that the family of the 21st Century is made up of friends, not relatives. I am a firm believer in this. I know lots of people from lots of places, but there are only a select few I call my friends.
Chris Byrne
Chris Byrne is just one of those people who stands out, rather like a sore-thumb infact. You either love him or you absolutely hate him; there’s not alot in between.
Chris is my best mate, he’s always got my back and we’ve had so many good times. I can’t count the number of places we’ve been thrown out of together.
Chris Byrne is a fan of Dr Who, 24, Prison Break, Shameless, Smallville and CSI amongst others. He enjoys poker, action films, socialising and supporting Manchester United.
DJ & Kelly
DJ (aka Dan Joyce) & Kelly Hamilton are party animals who compliment each other perfectly.
DJ & Kelly can both drink and party with amazing stamina. They enjoy poker, Sambucca and smooth Jazz.
Helen Bannister
Helen Bannister could drink most people under the table and is an essential ingredient to a good night-out.
Helen enjoys playing poker, watching Prison Break, socialising, buying under-wear and being the life and soul of a party.
Katie Bannister
I find Katie Bannister absolutely hilarious even when she’s doing nothing. Her unruly guffaw is so contagious that sometimes we just laugh at each other laughing.
Katie’s a fan of The Mighty Boosh, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, the Opera web-browser, Family Guy, The Office, South Park, In Flames and beer.
Katie’s hobbies include being gorgeous and wearing hats.
Marcel of Bromley
Marcel (aka Dan Tamplin) is our very own Vince Noir. He now lives in Coleman’s Hatch but retains the official title ‘Marcel of Bromley’ because Marcel just on it’s own isnt very Google-able.
Marcel enjoys film, loves to go raving, shares many of my comedy interests and reads alot of Philip K. Dick.
Phil & Candice
Of all my friends, Phil Rankin is the one I’ve known the longest, before Chris even, he has possibly the sickest sense of humour after my own.
Phil Rankin dates the lovely Candice Hardimou and together they love to watch Wrestling and anything with an amputee in it.
Rosie Batten
Rosie Batten is my gorgeous friend, she’s 20 and I’ve known her for over 2 years now.
Rosie’s a designer for Hill & Co. Rugs, Boxhill and is a fan of metal/indie music and BBC3’s Torchwood.
Rosie enjoys cheese, wine, films, socialising, reading and buying bags & accessories whenever possible.
Tash Kelly
Tash Kelly is perhaps the funniest woman I’ve ever met, she’s had me in stitches enough times.
Tash’s the life and soul of the party, always has a smile on her face and never has a bad word to say about anybody.
Sally Barlass
Sally Barlass (aka Google) is so laid back she verges on horizontal.
Sally is happiest when zipping around in her little car whilst wearing bug sunglasses with metal blaring out.
Wayne & Amanda
Wayne & Amanda are music lovers, great cooks, great hosts, poker players and fans of Rosé.
They live together in a secret Tuscan garden with their pets; bling-pig and reclining-leather-couch.
