http://www.leytonjay.co.uk a blog about stuff and ting. Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:50:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://www.leytonjay.co.uk/leyton_jays-tweets-for-week-ending-2010-03-06-2 http://www.leytonjay.co.uk/leyton_jays-tweets-for-week-ending-2010-03-06-2#comments Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:50:00 +0000 Leyton http://www.leytonjay.co.uk/leyton_jays-tweets-for-week-ending-2010-03-06-2

Just seen @mrchrisaddison at Brighton, Komedia. Brilliant. Non-politically politicative. Oscar winning hair. #thethickofit #intheloop #

@abbiedays http://twitpic.com/17033x – @abbiedays Lookin' goooood! #

About to see @mrchrisaddison aka Olly from The Thick of It at Komedia, Brighton. Awesome! #thethickofit #

@mrchrisaddison We're seeing you second show tonight in Brighton Chris, can't wait! Komedia is a brilliant venue. in reply to mrchrisaddison #

RT @mrchrisaddison: Two shows in Brighton & a roaring cough. Come along and you've every chance of seeing a comedian ACTUALLY die on stage. #

@CassHoskins You have my sympathies on hangover. Did you have fun? I think I woke up ill. Sore throat, blocked nose, cracked lips. Not good. in reply to CassHoskins #

This damning article about that horrific tripe PINEAPPLE DANCE STUDIOS is brilliant! http://is.gd/9MOeQ Thanks Charlie Brooker! @comagirlx #

@yoghurteater Mmmm, perhaps a famous chef will make us tea? You reckon Gordon Ramsey makes better tea than normal person? Better than a Nan? in reply to yoghurteater #

@yoghurteater Fabreeze will do it, but its not good for hair. It's the wrong kind of product, darling! in reply to yoghurteater #

I want a cup of tea. #

@comagirlx I feel asleep just before they left Monty's house, fallen asleep to so many things lately, annoying @dj_beard with my snoring. #

@gkm77x "Oh yeah, yeah! Harder! That's amazing! Freeze! I'm a cop!" #

"My heart's beating like a fucked clock!" – Withnail & I #

Watching WITHNAIL & I for about the millionth time. DJ is a fan too but this is first time we've watched it together. Awesome soundtrack. #

Loving South Park on Comedy Central right now. Butters is a pimp! The nicest pimp ever! #

Shut up Clive Anderson, you're not funny! You ruin QI. #qi #bbc #

Television, drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation. #

http://twitpic.com/16qa9d – These are not the bargains you're looking for. @dj_beard @waynetron @markeverclear #starwars #tesco #

Ships and passenger ferries stuck in Baltic Sea Ice off the coast of Sweden. http://bit.ly/cHscOU #

I've Never Voted Tory Before But…. Being Made Unemployed Sounds Fun! http://bit.ly/czvNoX #ihavenevervotedtory #

RENTOKIL INITIAL SECURES £200 MILLION CONTRACT WITH LONDON UNDERGROUND http://bit.ly/9Bnf9F #tube #tfl #rentokilinitial #

Robert Mugabe (the racist, insane, election rigging) President of Zimbabwe is a Tory. http://bit.ly/cl37kb #

Carol Vorderman is a secret Tory! She was their attack dog on BBC Question Time http://bit.ly/c6jmQI #

http://twitpic.com/16kbjm – Rentokil HQ have my two fav flavours of coffee, just like being at home! Had a great day, thank you! @rentokil #

@krelleishere Rappers are at the cinema, you've seen 'em. You've seen the rappers at Cineworld, being disruptive. You've seen the rappers! #

@X_Hodge_X Hey, did you have fun last night at Bar Med? I saw you in there from across the room. xx #

@TheeDragonfly Look forward to seeing you tonight! #

@alexanderstokes Yeah Phil did well. He had to go on 45mins earlier than we planned & one member of staff was a total dick. But it went well #

@comagirlx Long time no speak, how you been? I been workin so much lately neglected all my online friends. X #

The man who stradles many groups, truly belongs in none of them. #

Just remembered why I dont go Bar Med anymore. The staff are idiots. #

In 45mins @PhilHD takes the decks at Bar Med. Get your drugs-face on and bang-on. @scott014 #

Rappers are at the cinema, you've seen 'em. You've seen the rappers at Cineworld, being disruptive. You've seen the rappers #stewartlee #

Has been sent Alan Partridge – I'm Alan Partridge – Series 2 – Disc 1: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiB-28 #

Has been sent Welcome To Collinwood: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQj3OQ #

@alexanderstokes Yeah mate, Phil is DJing at Bar Med tonight, well up for it. Will be have a few drinks in Jubilee 1st for mate's birthday. #

http://twitpic.com/16kbjm – Rentokil HQ have my two fav flavours of coffee, it's just like being at home! Had a great day, thank you! @rento #

http://twitpic.com/16k918 – Rentokil HQ have exactly the same two brands of coffee we have at home! #

Discussing #debugged redesigns on a BIG screen at @Rentokil Maidenhead #

Watched Death Sentence – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyF7kY #

Today I'm going to @Rentokil HQ in Maidenhead to meet with @danusiaj and @carolinemytton to talk about their blog, #deBugged. Should be fun! #

I'm currently behind the bar at the Rat & Parrot. Acting, not serving. #

I'm heading to Rat & Parrot now act in a film for Tom O'Dwyer. Not sure what exactly, but I'm usually available to shout stuff at a lens. #

A rude font, called Effing Typeface http://bit.ly/9PZabW The funniest typography I've seen #fonts #

Phil Rankin's DJing at Bar Med Crawley on Thu 4 Mar from 11:30 – 12, metal that's bang upto-date! Entry £2 b4 10pm then £3 #

Just randomly met my Dad in Gatwick South Terminal! He normally works in North Terminal and this is the one day my hair is a complete mess! #

http://twitpic.com/16czx1 – I'm sharing a yoghurt with a notorious Bounty Hunter. #starwars #robotchicken @dj_beard #

http://twitpic.com/16cz9w – I'm sharing a yoghurt with a notorious Bounty Hunter. #starwars #robotchicken #

@sallyb lol Yeah! Butters & Awesom-O on now. "Eric's still grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews 2 weeks ago" #southpark #

http://twitpic.com/16aa0c – Is @Rentokil van-spotting your hobby a now? @twistedwhistler Competition to spot a specially painted van? #

Or eleven if you count the two family members who killed themselves afterwards! #southpark #

I'm always amused and amazed by the number of people who die when Butters' Tap Dancing shoe flies off! #southpark #

Prom Night Dumpster Baby! #familyguy #bbc3 #

@georns Ah really? You certainly know you zoology! #

@SarahBrown10 http://twitpic.com/16a1ep – Yeah, I would've definitely tried the slide! Did you get any free stuff? I won a Google Umbrella t #

Does anyone remember the episode of PINGU where he does a wee on the floor and his Mum slips up on it? Pingu was awesome. @scott014 @philhd #

BROWN ISLAND, a nature reserve for the criminally insane. @twistedwhistler #

I must be bipolar. Today my mood and even my general opinion of my life changed drastically (for the worse) in just a few seconds #

"Ants are first animal known to navigate in Stereo Smell" http://bit.ly/dvz1(Sorry BBC, they're insects not animals!) @rentokil #ants #

Does your Original PS3 have the Leap Year Bug? http://bit.ly/crVh9U @waynetron @jonno08 @scott014 @philhd #ps3 #playstation3 #sony #

http://twitpic.com/166rue – I just won a Google Umbrella!!! Awesome! #

A group of businessman called The Red Knights are threatening to launch a takeover bid for Manchester United! Really? Thats loadsa money! #

Chris Moyles Show is great today on World's Greatest Radio One! Txt BIKE to 70011 to give
1 to Sport Relief. #

DJ's just said he wouldn't mind being killed in a nuclear explosion. "It'd be heavy! How many people get nuked nowadays?" @dj_beard @philhd #

Cloverfield on a big TV is amazin! In the tunnel when #rats start to run past them… I knew it was alien-wolf-spider time! @rentokil #

Internet Explorer users will be given option to use a rival browser today. EU court ruled it unfair to include IE with every copy of Windows #

@georns Doing a spot of voyeurism are we? #

I know I cussed Kevin Bacon recently but about to watch DEATH SENTENCE also known as KEVIN BACON GOES NUTS. I really liked it @ cinema. #

@yoghurteater Yeah it has to be Kirk, but I don't admire his style that much. He was a just a cowboy in space. Picard is my trek hero. in reply to yoghurteater #

LOL! We heard about Pat Robertson in UKwhen @charltonbrooker showed him on his TV show #Newswipe. He's him on US media, http://bit.ly/9DmZcI #

Why the fuck is Countryfile trending? Like it when I randomly see it once in blue moon, but dont regularly watch it. Is it cool now then? #

@WillStartARiot I'm a follower, you said somethin witty I found on a search. You said you were upset, I asked you why, just hopin you're ok. in reply to WillStartARiot #

Lookin forward to work 2mrw! Still workin on new-look rentokil-initial.com but now have a tasty redesign for @rentokil too! @carolinemytton #

Playing HARD RAIN, really like it! You're kinda playing a film. Hate the bitch at begining, nagging you to be careful with her plates. #ps3 #

leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-27: I just heard they're going to do a Pirates of the Carribean 4. The… http://bit.ly/aW0DjU #

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Just seen @mrchrisaddison at Brighton, Komedia. Brilliant. Non-politically politicative. Oscar winning hair. #thethickofit #intheloop #

@abbiedays http://twitpic.com/17033x – @abbiedays Lookin' goooood! #

About to see @mrchrisaddison aka Olly from The Thick of It at Komedia, Brighton. Awesome! #thethickofit #

@mrchrisaddison We're seeing you second show tonight in Brighton Chris, can't wait! Komedia is a brilliant venue. in reply to mrchrisaddison #

RT @mrchrisaddison: Two shows in Brighton & a roaring cough. Come along and you've every chance of seeing a comedian ACTUALLY die on stage. #

@CassHoskins You have my sympathies on hangover. Did you have fun? I think I woke up ill. Sore throat, blocked nose, cracked lips. Not good. in reply to CassHoskins #

This damning article about that horrific tripe PINEAPPLE DANCE STUDIOS is brilliant! http://is.gd/9MOeQ Thanks Charlie Brooker! @comagirlx #

@yoghurteater Mmmm, perhaps a famous chef will make us tea? You reckon Gordon Ramsey makes better tea than normal person? Better than a Nan? in reply to yoghurteater #

@yoghurteater Fabreeze will do it, but its not good for hair. It's the wrong kind of product, darling! in reply to yoghurteater #

I want a cup of tea. #

@comagirlx I feel asleep just before they left Monty's house, fallen asleep to so many things lately, annoying @dj_beard with my snoring. #

@gkm77x "Oh yeah, yeah! Harder! That's amazing! Freeze! I'm a cop!" #

"My heart's beating like a fucked clock!" – Withnail & I #

Watching WITHNAIL & I for about the millionth time. DJ is a fan too but this is first time we've watched it together. Awesome soundtrack. #

Loving South Park on Comedy Central right now. Butters is a pimp! The nicest pimp ever! #

Shut up Clive Anderson, you're not funny! You ruin QI. #qi #bbc #

Television, drug of the nation. Breeding ignorance and feeding radiation. #

http://twitpic.com/16qa9d – These are not the bargains you're looking for. @dj_beard @waynetron @markeverclear #starwars #tesco #

Ships and passenger ferries stuck in Baltic Sea Ice off the coast of Sweden. http://bit.ly/cHscOU #

I've Never Voted Tory Before But…. Being Made Unemployed Sounds Fun! http://bit.ly/czvNoX #ihavenevervotedtory #

RENTOKIL INITIAL SECURES £200 MILLION CONTRACT WITH LONDON UNDERGROUND http://bit.ly/9Bnf9F #tube #tfl #rentokilinitial #

Robert Mugabe (the racist, insane, election rigging) President of Zimbabwe is a Tory. http://bit.ly/cl37kb #

Carol Vorderman is a secret Tory! She was their attack dog on BBC Question Time http://bit.ly/c6jmQI #

http://twitpic.com/16kbjm – Rentokil HQ have my two fav flavours of coffee, just like being at home! Had a great day, thank you! @rentokil #

@krelleishere Rappers are at the cinema, you've seen 'em. You've seen the rappers at Cineworld, being disruptive. You've seen the rappers! #

@X_Hodge_X Hey, did you have fun last night at Bar Med? I saw you in there from across the room. xx #

@TheeDragonfly Look forward to seeing you tonight! #

@alexanderstokes Yeah Phil did well. He had to go on 45mins earlier than we planned & one member of staff was a total dick. But it went well #

@comagirlx Long time no speak, how you been? I been workin so much lately neglected all my online friends. X #

The man who stradles many groups, truly belongs in none of them. #

Just remembered why I dont go Bar Med anymore. The staff are idiots. #

In 45mins @PhilHD takes the decks at Bar Med. Get your drugs-face on and bang-on. @scott014 #

Rappers are at the cinema, you've seen 'em. You've seen the rappers at Cineworld, being disruptive. You've seen the rappers #stewartlee #

Has been sent Alan Partridge – I'm Alan Partridge – Series 2 – Disc 1: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiB-28 #

Has been sent Welcome To Collinwood: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQj3OQ #

@alexanderstokes Yeah mate, Phil is DJing at Bar Med tonight, well up for it. Will be have a few drinks in Jubilee 1st for mate's birthday. #

http://twitpic.com/16kbjm – Rentokil HQ have my two fav flavours of coffee, it's just like being at home! Had a great day, thank you! @rento #

http://twitpic.com/16k918 – Rentokil HQ have exactly the same two brands of coffee we have at home! #

Discussing #debugged redesigns on a BIG screen at @Rentokil Maidenhead #

Watched Death Sentence – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyF7kY #

Today I'm going to @Rentokil HQ in Maidenhead to meet with @danusiaj and @carolinemytton to talk about their blog, #deBugged. Should be fun! #

I'm currently behind the bar at the Rat & Parrot. Acting, not serving. #

I'm heading to Rat & Parrot now act in a film for Tom O'Dwyer. Not sure what exactly, but I'm usually available to shout stuff at a lens. #

A rude font, called Effing Typeface http://bit.ly/9PZabW The funniest typography I've seen #fonts #

Phil Rankin's DJing at Bar Med Crawley on Thu 4 Mar from 11:30 – 12, metal that's bang upto-date! Entry £2 b4 10pm then £3 #

Just randomly met my Dad in Gatwick South Terminal! He normally works in North Terminal and this is the one day my hair is a complete mess! #

http://twitpic.com/16czx1 – I'm sharing a yoghurt with a notorious Bounty Hunter. #starwars #robotchicken @dj_beard #

http://twitpic.com/16cz9w – I'm sharing a yoghurt with a notorious Bounty Hunter. #starwars #robotchicken #

@sallyb lol Yeah! Butters & Awesom-O on now. "Eric's still grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews 2 weeks ago" #southpark #

http://twitpic.com/16aa0c – Is @Rentokil van-spotting your hobby a now? @twistedwhistler Competition to spot a specially painted van? #

Or eleven if you count the two family members who killed themselves afterwards! #southpark #

I'm always amused and amazed by the number of people who die when Butters' Tap Dancing shoe flies off! #southpark #

Prom Night Dumpster Baby! #familyguy #bbc3 #

@georns Ah really? You certainly know you zoology! #

@SarahBrown10 http://twitpic.com/16a1ep – Yeah, I would've definitely tried the slide! Did you get any free stuff? I won a Google Umbrella t #

Does anyone remember the episode of PINGU where he does a wee on the floor and his Mum slips up on it? Pingu was awesome. @scott014 @philhd #

BROWN ISLAND, a nature reserve for the criminally insane. @twistedwhistler #

I must be bipolar. Today my mood and even my general opinion of my life changed drastically (for the worse) in just a few seconds #

"Ants are first animal known to navigate in Stereo Smell" http://bit.ly/dvz1(Sorry BBC, they're insects not animals!) @rentokil #ants #

Does your Original PS3 have the Leap Year Bug? http://bit.ly/crVh9U @waynetron @jonno08 @scott014 @philhd #ps3 #playstation3 #sony #

http://twitpic.com/166rue – I just won a Google Umbrella!!! Awesome! #

A group of businessman called The Red Knights are threatening to launch a takeover bid for Manchester United! Really? Thats loadsa money! #

Chris Moyles Show is great today on World's Greatest Radio One! Txt BIKE to 70011 to give
1 to Sport Relief. #

DJ's just said he wouldn't mind being killed in a nuclear explosion. "It'd be heavy! How many people get nuked nowadays?" @dj_beard @philhd #

Cloverfield on a big TV is amazin! In the tunnel when #rats start to run past them… I knew it was alien-wolf-spider time! @rentokil #

Internet Explorer users will be given option to use a rival browser today. EU court ruled it unfair to include IE with every copy of Windows #

@georns Doing a spot of voyeurism are we? #

I know I cussed Kevin Bacon recently but about to watch DEATH SENTENCE also known as KEVIN BACON GOES NUTS. I really liked it @ cinema. #

@yoghurteater Yeah it has to be Kirk, but I don't admire his style that much. He was a just a cowboy in space. Picard is my trek hero. in reply to yoghurteater #

LOL! We heard about Pat Robertson in UKwhen @charltonbrooker showed him on his TV show #Newswipe. He's him on US media, http://bit.ly/9DmZcI #

Why the fuck is Countryfile trending? Like it when I randomly see it once in blue moon, but dont regularly watch it. Is it cool now then? #

@WillStartARiot I'm a follower, you said somethin witty I found on a search. You said you were upset, I asked you why, just hopin you're ok. in reply to WillStartARiot #

Lookin forward to work 2mrw! Still workin on new-look rentokil-initial.com but now have a tasty redesign for @rentokil too! @carolinemytton #

Playing HARD RAIN, really like it! You're kinda playing a film. Hate the bitch at begining, nagging you to be careful with her plates. #ps3 #

leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-27: I just heard they're going to do a Pirates of the Carribean 4. The… http://bit.ly/aW0DjU #

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I just heard they're going to do a Pirates of the Carribean 4. They really are flogging a dead horse now. Know when to stop! #disney #

It's good to see C3PO bigging R2D2 up to Luke Skywalker when they first meet. Threepio tries to get his buddy a job straight away. #starwars #

Built a little Star Wars site using Google Sites on Rentokil Initial Google Apps platform. Had to write CSS/HTML but got lots done in 30min #

SR-71 Blackbird was first stealth aeroplane & worlds fastest aeroplane, setting a record of 3,500 kph over 40yrs ago which was never beaten. #

There's a man on TV who's blending up fried eggs, bacon, cereal, milk and orange juice. I would probably eat that. #

"You're not driving are you? You're too pissed. Blow into this apple." @dj_beard #

Dial-a-Egg #

"In the world of conspiracy theories, if you can see a pyramid then the lizard eyes can see you." #

@abbiedays Hospitals are prisons for the sick. #alanparker #

I am in a stupid and foolish mood. I am returning home to shout COOK MY EGG at @dj_beard. My home… it is a silly place! #

BBC Archive – British Sculptor Henry Moore reflects on his life as an artist. I love Henry Moore's work! http://bit.ly/9O3ISV #henrymoore #

Grizzy Bears encroach on Polar Bear terrority. Scientists find hybrids, but do we call them Pizzlies or Grolars? http://bit.ly/bp1qRJ #iyb #

Oh dear. UKIP embarrass Great Britain in EU Parliament. Nigel Farage made a fool of us by going off on one! http://bit.ly/9wrUxH #

I wanna go to HENRY MOORE exhibition @ Tate Britain http://bit.ly/aUmKfR Experimental & avant-garde; he was one of Britains greatest artists #

Derby residents vote for a new road to be named "Lara Croft Way" http://bit.ly/9Pmlz8 #tombraider #laracroft #

♫ "Head Like A Hole" – Nine Inch Nails http://bit.ly/cmy2hh What an amazing album! #nin #

@mayoroflondon http://twitpic.com/12t1vy – I wouldn't go back there Boris, you'll catch that Blurry Disease they all seem to have. #

♫ Nine Inch Nails – "Terrible Lie" – I've forgotten what an amazing album Pretty Hate Machine is! http://bit.ly/cmy2hh #nin #

Guardian article about the BBC's axing of 6Music and Asian Network http://bit.ly/ad6L0g #save6music @edgarwright @nickjfrost @charlottegore #

http://twitpic.com/15eiu3 – Awesome! Scarter got me a Rentokil North America travel mug! I'm a connoisseur of mugs. @rentokil #rentokil #

Oooop! http://bit.ly/9TuKey I hope tensions don't heat up too much, might get a bit controversial for us @carolinemytton #

Its Follow Friday! #ff American funny men @rich_fulcher @dougstanhope. Or @yoghurteater if you enjoy the comedy musings of a commuter lady. #

@mrchrisaddison Never listened to 6 Music, any good? #save6music #bbc #

@abbiedays Why? Where's it going? I've never listened #save6music in reply to abbiedays #

I expect at least three "wanking-off paedophiles" routines in any comedy show, or what's the point of going? #RichardHerring @philhd #

"If I was forced to come down on 1 side of the arguement, I'd probably say paedophilia is wrong." #RichardHerring @scott014 @markeverclear #

"If I could travel back through time, I'd fuck myself." #RichardHerring #theheadmastersson @herring1967 @markeverclear #

I'm loving Richard Herring's Stand Up: The Headmaster's Son. It's absolutely hilarious in grinding, tedious kinda way. @herring1967 #comedy #

@yoghurteater Kill them for seasonal mismatch. Xmas hats indeed! in reply to yoghurteater #

Just leaving work at 8pm! Had my head in Photoshop so much I didnt realise the time. Heading straight to the pub now! #

Star Wars & Adidas Originals have created a clothing line inspired by your favourite Star Wars characters! http://bit.ly/9RfjqJ @philhd #

Goth Girl of the Week…. http://bit.ly/cwG4Il – Never has a simple fringe and a pair of eyes looked hotter!! #

Dribbling Sex Pest on Crimewatch after attacking 13yr old girl whilst slobbering. Called you Scott Rankin! http://bit.ly/bX8IeD @scott014 #

Has been sent Fifth Element, The – Feature: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiMLw #

Star Wars & Adidas Originals have created a clothing line inspired by your favourite Star Wars characters! http://bit.ly/9RfjqJ #

Scientists use underwater robot that plans its own experiments on seafloor. It also avoids strong currents & obstacles http://bit.ly/9rUGx8 #

SeaWorld trainer dies in killer whale attack in Orlando http://bit.ly/c4ZMAy #

Wanna go Railway tonight?
A few cheap drinks?
I might go if you're going…
Let me know.
@alice @ben @boron
@aldie @tom @twitter #

How RAF Tornados are doing a great job, assisting Nato forces in their operations against the Taliban in Afghanistan http://bit.ly/aW0WAU #

Watched Interceptor: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyIw00 #

I'm investigating Arabic websites, designing right to left feels quite alien. Check out http://www.google.com.ly/, such tiny text! @rentokil #

Latvian Robin Hood hacker leaks bank bonus details! He's exposing those cashing in on recession http://bit.ly/bEccAi @philhd @scott014 #

Dribbling Sex Pest on Crimewatch after attacking 13yr old while dribblin profusely. Called you Scott! http://bit.ly/bX8IeD @scott014 @philhd #

Just seen a trailer for new BBC documentary series WONDERS OF THE SOLAR SYSTEM. I'm watching that! #bbc2 #WOTSS @comagirlx #

Qapla! #melgibson #southpark #

LDEM 19% started to trend only because its the only consistent part of the different YouGov tweets. What a dissappointing reason to trend. #

http://twitpic.com/155e81 – It's a trap! No, it's a tarp! #ackbar #starwars @fraggle35 #

"Admiral Akbar might look like a twat but he knows a fucking trap when he sees one." rt @fraggle35 #

@LLKingO Any mention of MySpace here in the UK warrants an immediate snigger. I scoff at MySpace. It is a silly place. #spamalot # myspace #

In the US to hear 'cunt' on TV you gotta buy HBO. Pay to hear it. Last 3 times I heard it said: Simmon Munnery, Macolm Tucker, @dj_beard #

@boydxo Jesus, did you see that waitress woman kick-off? Oy vey! Kitchen Nightmares USA #kitchennightmaresus in reply to boydxo #

@DougStanhope When are you coming to the UK, man? We all love your segment on Newswipe! in reply to DougStanhope #

@waynetron Scheduled retweets… in reply to waynetron #

Stephen Hawking just cussed your Mum using physics… http://www.twitpic.com/152qkw #stephenhawking #physics #lol #yomama #blackhole #

Awww, tiny Lolcat…. http://bit.ly/bb7LUm #lol #lolcat #

Shakespeare, lol. http://www.twitpic.com/15275z #shakespeare #lol #

Brand new HTML tag for declaring a certain type of person. http://www.twitpic.com/152c2j #html #css #w3c #webdevelopment #

@abbiedays Glad you're in high Shakespearian spirits. Personally, I have of late lost all my mirth, I know not where in reply to abbiedays #

New invention for men who enjoy reading whilst getting a blowjob… http://www.twitpic.com/152oip #

http://twitpic.com/152qkw – Stephen Hawking just cussed your Mum using physics… #stephenhawking #physics #lol #yomama #blackhole #

http://twitpic.com/152oip – New invention for men who enjoy reading whilst getting a blowjob… #

Nokia launches Ovi Maps to challenge Sat-Nav manufacturers. But Google Maps on Nokia is easier, better & faster! http://bit.ly/dg1OB9 #gps #

http://twitpic.com/152c2j – Brand new HTML tag for declaring a certain type of person. #html #css #w3c #webdevelopment @theedragonfly @sasch #

http://twitpic.com/15275z – Shakespeare, lol. #shakespeare #lol #

@TeenCelebBuzz http://twitpic.com/1526v7 – She would get it! #AshleyTisdale #

New Ultra-Secure US Embassy unveiled. Giant Glass Cube surrounded by moats & ditches, opposite MI6 HQ http://bit.ly/bzbtsv #mi6 #cia #london #

@Twistedlilkitty That surprises me, you're forever telling us! in reply to Twistedlilkitty #

e: Dear Gaylords – I start back on the road this week – San Jose, Boise, SLC. Please spread the word and I'll try to… http://bit.ly/bMNcZ #

"Butters, he's your account-a-bill-a-buddy. That makes you account-a-bill-buddy-able!" #southpark #

Do you think the PM is really a bully? I think he's probably a nice guy. #bullying #gordonbrown #

RT @deedelvis: Tickety tock it's bum-kiss o'clock #newswipe #

@chrislucas113 Tend to rewatch Newswipe at least once a week on iPlayer so I do compilation in my head. So funny, I miss bits while laughin. in reply to chrislucas113 #

@chrislucas113 Totally agree. But I've gotten a lot of people into Newswipe half way thru this series so hope it please them. in reply to chrislucas113 #

RT @chrislucas113: as much as I love #newswipe I find having the last compilation episode of a 6 episode series a bit cheeky… #

@kostmayer So you hate that episode of Star Trek The Next Clip Show where Riker is in a coma too? Why do comas trigger nostalgia? in reply to kostmayer #

RT @geospiza_fortis: #Newswipe time! The music in the opening montage always makes me smile #

@cgirvine Newswipe everytime! x in reply to cgirvine #

RT @AlextheFly: Time for #Newswipe ! Last one of the series. *sob* #

Newswipe. Now. BBC 4. Watch it. #

I hope Barry Shitpeas gets some airtime this week. I love Stanhope, but you've gotta give Shitpeas the respect he deserves #newswipe #

@mooncushion Mmmm, Newswipe, I love it. in reply to mooncushion #

@CassHoskins I know, I'm a little late leaving my friend's house. I'm going to miss the first half. Thank god for Catch Up! #newswipe in reply to CassHoskins #

There's no way Argentina are getting the Falkland Islands off us. If they want another war, they can have one! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #

Gave Moon – BLU-RAY Version 5.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCIpHc #

Gave Angels And Demons – BLU-RAY Version 1.5 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCImDw #

Gave The Hangover 5.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCHkQE #

Gave Batteries Not Included 2.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRDqBw #

Gave Robot Chicken – Star Wars Episode 2 5.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCH820 #

RT @Scott014: "Women into logic won't go." #

@IlIIllIIIlll @georns Was it really 1833? Well, they're definately not havin Falklands then if we've had them that long! in reply to IlIIllIIIlll #

Has been sent Ghost In The Shell: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiOXA #

There's no way the Argies are getting the Falkland Islands off us. We've had 'em since 1933 & we're fuckin keepin 'em! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #

There's no way the Argies are getting the Falkland Islands off us. We've had 'em since 1933 & we're fuckin keepin 'em! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #

Scientists genetically engineer 'lame' mosquitoes in an attempt to limit the spread of dengue fever. http://bit.ly/b5qiuR @rentokil #

'Singing therapy' used to rewire damaged brains. Patients unable to speak properly are able to sing clearly http://bit.ly/cRZLqi #

Watched Robot Chicken – Star Wars Episode 2: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyH820 #

Poison Dart frogs have monogamous relationships, they're dedicated parents and enjoy a cuddle! http://bit.ly/dgzBLk @rentokil #

There's no way Argentina are getting the Falkland Islands off us. If they want another war, they can have one! http://bit.ly/d2sSzD #

@Bakeroo Is the passport photo appropriately stupid? Or have you done the impossible and got yourself a good one? x in reply to Bakeroo #

What does today have in store? Coffee, more work on ri.com, more coffee, more gym and #newswipe tonight on BBC4. Mmmm, coffee. #

RT @Glinner "Worried about Dick Cheney. I hope he recovers enough to someday die in prison." #

http://twitpic.com/14tpjo – test of TWIBBLE. Twitter client for Nokia N96. #

Does anyone remember MINI-BOGLINS? @philhd @scott014 @jonno08 @theedragonfly @waynetron #oldschool #

"Well, what do you want, a chocolate fruit cake with beans on it? Get back to work!" #mightyboosh #

"WELCOME TO THE MIRROR-WORLD! I am Mister Susan, guardian of the mirrors!" #mightyboosh #

"I live right next door to Monkey Hell, this has put another 40 minutes on my journey, you peanut!" #mightyboosh #

"Do your job Howard, or I'm gonna be all over you like a Nun sandwich." #mightyboosh #

"The council does your hair!" #mightyboosh #

"It is at our most challenging times that we must cheat our hardest." #southpark #

Malcolm Tucker was the BBC's Bullying Mascot today! "Dont call me a bully, I'm so much worse than that!" #thethickofit http://bit.ly/aHkHAl #

National Bullying Helpline that attacked No10 is a firm that investigates bullying & patroned by Tories! Biased much? http://bit.ly/alXZup #

What is bullying? Is Gordon Ramsay a bully? or Alan Sugar? Malcolm Tucker? http://bit.ly/9DLwXQ #thethickofit #hellskitchen #theapprentice #

TACTICAL NUCLEAR PENGUIN, the world's strongest beer is launched today! 32%! As strong as whiskey, £30 a bottle! http://bit.ly/aBh78S #

Malcolm Tucker is BBC's Bullying Mascot! "Dont call me a bully, I'm so much worse than that!" #thethickofit http://bit.ly/aHkHAl @comagirlx #

http://twitpic.com/14r2oa – Malcolm Tucker was BBC's Bullying Mascot today!
"Dont call me a bully, I'm so much worse than that!" #thethick #

Had a gr8 weekend! Thanx Abi Alice Amanda Chris @dj_beard Hayley Hels James @jonno08 Matt Phil Scott Lorna @twistedwhistler Vic @waynetron! #

Space shuttle Endeavour lands in Florida at the end of it's 5.7 million mile journey to the International Space Station http://bit.ly/adTyqz #

@twitstedlilkitty I plan to walk trainlines if Zombies attack. Direct routes, fenced off, often elevated (bridges/viaducts). Avoid tunnels. #

@twistedlilkitty In what way have they changed Observer magazine? Thats what Big Ben, Blinky Ben, Bentally-ill has been advertising on TV. #

@markeverclear Yeah I know, it's watchably unwatchbble. Classic crap. But you know, I think it was highest grossing British movie that year! #

@mooncushion I'm going to the folks house for a roast. I look half human, hopefully a roast will make me feel it too. #

I've just met Robert Mills from Desmond Anderson! Back in the day… #

leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-20: Spotted a few oldskool losers @ The Railway but assume most twats … http://bit.ly/cmP9VB #

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Spotted a few oldskool losers @ The Railway but assume most twats who used to drink here are dead/sectioned as they never here anymore. WIN! #

Jonno, the MAN, the MYTH, the LEGEND has suggested we all go for a carvery 2mrw afternoon. Up for it? @jonno08 @waynetron @philhd @scott014 #

Has been sent Death Sentence – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiF7kY #

Has been sent Interceptor: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiIw00 #

I assumed libraries to be full of boffins, but there's a lot of learning difficulty people here. Ironically, that they read more than me. #

"Who the fuck is this man, Tyron?" "It's a man with four fingers and a briefcase, Vinny." #snatch #

@willstartariot Whats up? #

Hitler's on telly again, shoutin about the Jews, he's always havin a go at them. I think he dislikes them. @comagirlx @pennyrobinson89 #

I want porn to be on my TV, but it's the wrong time of day! #fail #

Watched The Hangover: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyHkQE #

Watched Batteries Not Included: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQzqBw #

Oh god! Just seen a Dalek rising up out of the Thames. Slightly scary! They love swimming… and genocide! #doctorwho #invasion2150 #

"I love homemade marmalade. My gran used to make amazing marmalade, but then she selfishly went and died." rt @Animalhouse35 #marmalade #lol #

@twistedlilkitty LOL, Paddington Bear: Marmalade Whore. Stop going on about this marmalade! I does want! Does your Mum sell it on eBay? x #

Had great night out on the piss wiv @dj_beard @TheeDragonfly @twistedwhistler. Hungover now, watchin oldschool Doctor Who: Invasion 2150 #

Live Eastenders in BBC1 in 5mins (8pm). Im actually a bit excited as I saw last nite's. Normally I dont give a toss @comagirlx #eastenders25 #

I'm quite excited about 2nite's Live Eastenders. Y'day was 1st time I've watched a whole episode in ages http://bit.ly/cmHvEw #eastenders25 #

@pennyrobinson89 Cool, have fun. I watched THE HANGOVER last night, normally find US comedy films a bit poo but this was brilliant! #

@pennyrobinson89 Cheese is good for building muscle. Do some sit ups and it'll be fine! Upto much tonight? I'm cooking Mexican! #

@pennyrobinson89 You cheese gannet! A devoured a load of Wensleydale with a glass of red wine last nite. But no dreams sadly. #

Ha, Dalai Lama LOL! http://bit.ly/bS4Cso Respect due to him though, he's a very nice man! #dalailama #lol #karma #

@twistedlilkitty I think I stole that book, that's sadder. Now I'm tweeting about it, worse. #

@twisted I think I stole that book, that's sadder. Now I'm tweeting about it, worse. #

Dalai Lama meets Obama to promote religious harmony & respect for others traditions/beliefs. No wonder China hates him! http://bit.ly/cN7ijt #

http://twitpic.com/144e1c – Batman is NOT ALWAYS available when Gotham City is in trouble. #batman @saschabriff @waynetron #

Got a haircut, paid cash in2 bank, paid phone bill+rent, ate a pastie all in lunch break. If I was that efficient at work I'd be CEO by now! #

Bitch in black Fiat Punto delayed my bus by 5mins thru shear ignorance. I wanted to drag her out myself & crush her windpipe, Vader-stylee. #

@beedgy Where you workin now? #

http://twitpic.com/143odk – Dalai Lama LOL. Respect due to him though, he's a very nice man! #dalailama #lol #karma #

My company Rentokil Initial reports record rise in profits but no dividend. Fair enough, we're still in uncertain times http://bit.ly/9zGV22 #

Excited that @TheeDragonfly is coming over for dinner and some drinks tonight! Yeayness! #

What Stormtroopers get up on their day off! http://bit.ly/9kWnq0 #starwars #

"Good luck to Team GB's Leaf-Blowing Squad in this year's Autumn Olympics!" rt @serafinowicz #

@gmk77x If you're talkin about The Thick of It USA; @aiannucci thought the pilot came out badly & declined to make a series #thethickofit #

LMAO at Star Wars Robot Chicken. "You will ride this unicycle everyhere you go! I've altered the deal, pray I dont alter it any further!" #

"If you want a guy disintegrated, get me integrated. That's my motto!" #robotchicken #starwars #bountyhunter #

Star Wars Robot Chicken Episode II is brilliant. As a massive Star Wars fan I can tell it's more of a tribute than a piss-take #robotchicken #

LMAO American Dad. Roger returns a tap of the nose signal by putting on a fake nose, taps it and takes it off again." Fucking genius! #

"Your spaceship vs. my spaceship. First one to the Crab Nebula gets the beers in." rt @Nathanfillon #

I don't really find American comedy films that funny, but I've just watched THE HANGOVER; it's absolutely brilliant! Seriously! #thehangover #

"Tiger's love pepper. They hate cinnamon!" #thehangover #

"I killed Archie Mitchell" @bakeroo @comagirlx #eastenders #

rt @realbillbailey "Revenge, the main ingredient in a Klingon Cookbook." #

Ooooop! That was a good slap! Took out a "fasand pand" worth of cake. #eastenders #

Shirley looks like Michael Jackson in that outfit. #eastenders #

@comagirlx Did you see the fat one estimating the value of the cake? I didnt know 'thousand' had an F in it. #eastenders #

@comagirl You know Ian Beale's going to serve up those naan breads even though they got knocked into the gutter. #eastenders #

Oooop! There's mince my fruit bowl. #

Any1 seen Blinky Ben on The Observer advert? I could hear him blinking from the kitchen. @comagirlx @markeverclear @scott014 #thethickofit #

I've been sighing a lot today. I feel quite down. Anyone got anything amusing to say? #

Rentokil Initial release a 2009 Preliminary Statement 2mrw. Dunno whats in it, but hoping for a share price increase! http://bit.ly/aee6BF #

Just done one of those musty farts that's only mildly unpleasant, but hangs around for ages making it seem like you don't wash your clothes. #

Today on Chris Moyles, Jay-Z revealed he's aware of Jedward. An amazed Comedy Dave said "how does he know who those high-headed idiots are?" #

Spotted some1 on Facebook who took the piss out of me during School & 6th Form. He's now really fat & even more ginger. Gutted! What a cunt. #

@carolinemytton Accidentally clicked Outlook icon recently. Strangled life out of my PC; lost 10 work mins. Cant believe I used it everyda! #

Oooh a load of funky statistics have appeared on my desk with big colourful numbers & tiny little letters. Thats just porn for typographers! #

@AdamBienkov http://twitpic.com/us0to – Besides being a hollow, meaningless gesture from a wonky-eyed racist, the logo is too close to the e #

@AdamBienkov http://twitpic.com/13re2i – @dj_alexander It's a Daily Mail FACT that every illegal immigrant in this country costs us all £17 #

Charlie Brooker from Newswipe shows us "How To Report The News" http://bit.ly/c8HVx8 @carolinemytton @scott014 @philhd @waynetron @jonno08 #

Hilarious video rant from Doug Stanhope "You think no-one cares about your opinion? They actually dont!" http://bit.ly/9xabOp #newswipe #

http://twitpic.com/13rfci – A Doug Stanhope / Newswipe Collage. Candy for satirical eyes! #

@Nighthood Yeah I'm now loving Doug Stanhope! Don't think he has any plans to tour the UK though …yet! #newswipe @dougstanhope #

rt @enhughesiasm "I know I'm getting predictable but… newswipe is *fantastic*. Best thing on tv. Good job @charltonbrooker" #

@nealcoghlan Agree, end scene on Newswipe was brilliant. Never thought I'd enjoy a nuclear explosion in the heart of London! @markeverclear #

@thethomasgill @jamestwknowles In our house we can't just say something is hot, we HAVE to say "it's hotter than the sun, Lynn!" @dj_beard #

Whats "tweet rape" all about? @ciarahinton RT @bmgioia "tweet·rape n. process of stalkin some1s followers to get more followers for oneself" #

@twistedlilkitty Mmmm… bukkake. Yes I was told to moderate my office humour today too. Humour Nazis out in full force today! #

@markeverclear @pennyrobinson89 In our house we can't just say something is hot, we HAVE to say "it's hotter than the sun, Lynn!" #

Oldschool Rave Track (with Robocop samples) by SILVER BULLET -> 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY http://bit.ly/cFPbb2 #robocop #ed209 #

http://twitpic.com/13qrb3 – I am highly animated today, but rather poorly. #

Obama announces two new US nuclear power stations. He makes a great case for investment in clean energy http://bit.ly/aKMm77 #

@mooncushion a cocktail called 'Amanda Sparkles' http://bit.ly/9WUsma #

Doug Stanhope ruined Newswipe. Not! Fantastic yet again. #newswipe #dougstanhope @dougstanhope @scott014 @philhd #

@carolinemytton Dunno why Microsoft bother, Outlook's such a dead-end and I got sick of hotmail years ago. Long live Googlemail! #

@yoghurteater I'm pleased other people notice cups eternally stuck on railings too, thought it was just me. #

@gkm77x Newswipe ruled. I'm hearing something about Oliver Postgate too. What was that? #newswipe #bagpuss #

@pennyrobinson89 http://twitpic.com/13o3zn – Is that better or worse than, "the dog ate my homework?" #

A climber fell into the crater of Mount St. Helens Volcano. Why was he there? Viewed from above that would've looked like a lazy suicide. #

Are we now refering to David Cameron as The Humanoid? Can we? Can we? Thank you @charltonbrooker! #newswipe @markeverclear @pennyrobinson89 #

Doug Stanhope ruined. Not! Fantastic yet again. #newswipe #dougstanhope @scott014 @philhd #

Are we now refering to David Cameron as The Humanoid? Oh please, lets! Thank you @charltonbrooker! #newswipe @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty #

"Hoon huffed and set off on foot to his nearest home." Brilliant. #newswipe #timkey @pennyrobinson89 @scott014 #

"in the search for John Terry, helicopter cameras zoomed in on any car that looked like it might be driven by an adulterer." #newswipe #

Bloke rules? Only bloke rules I know are "what happens in Amsterdam stays in in Amsterdam" and a similar one about Blackpool. #newswipe #

"Sport belongs in a News report as much as a mummified cat's dead belongs in a salad." #newswipe #

Viewer opinion pie charts should just be "a giant pizza pie of I Have No Earthly Opinion!" #newswipe #

"the News' addiction to broadcasting live gets right on my Booba-majugs!" #newswipe #

BNP will now admit wankers of any colour! #newswipe #

I missed Newswipe as Kel was watching The Devil Wears Prada. Thank god for iPlayer! #

I blow dried my hair at the gym and now I look like a Shabby Wolferine. #

Newswipe is on BBC4 10.30pm! Tonight… John Terry, expenses, other things! #newswipe #doughstanhope #shitpeas @charltonbrooker #

Just seen a hot MILF with her fit daughter. Couldn't decide which one I wanted most… thats when my mind started to get REALLY DIRTY! #

Barbie's been re-invented as a computer geek with binary dress & pink laptop! http://bit.ly/c9BZlx @twistedlilkitty @comagirlx @casshoskins #

Has been sent Robot Chicken – Star Wars Episode 2: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiH820 #

Has been sent The Hangover: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiHkQE #

Complained to my FACIST landlord about bars on my windows & piss-stains on carpet! He said "What have you done to my house? I want you OUT!" #

I dont like Delia Smiths website! Ingredients list at the bottom!? Too many blue links & too many columns http://bit.ly/afddEs Sorry Delia. #

Going to the Railway in Crawley this Sat night for a charity gig for British Heart Foundation, featuring @waynetron. #acousticwayne #bhf #

Drinking a yoghurt, for want of a spoon. #

Meteorite older than the sun is found to contain organic compounds, the building blocks of life. http://bit.ly/aUHu52 #

International Space Station gets a viewing gallery! New Tranquility module contains largest space-window ever! http://bit.ly/9XzJou #iss #

Watched Moon – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyIpHc #

Watched The Haunting in Connecticut: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyHpi4 #

http://twitpic.com/13k85x – Jigsaw Puzzle Fail. You're doing it wrong! #fail #jigsaw #

Great BBC video about BLACK HOLES, from the documentary SPACE. Gravity gone mad! http://bit.ly/8ZOYyK #bbc #blackhole #cosmology #gravity #

Scientists who got ants from around world to fight, discovered global mega-colony. Did they place bets? http://bit.ly/9cPGpx @rentokil #iyb #

"Sick ants walk away from a colony and die alone, rather than risk infecting others" a new study has found http://bit.ly/bWCxyF @rentokil #

Vodaphone launches world's cheapest phone to bring medical advice and banking services to people in developing nations http://bit.ly/cGr1WR #

Last nite was Nightmare-Central in my head. I'm so tired! Just need to load the CMS up with content today & get home in time for #Newswipe! #

He's admitted politics is just "spewing jism in public" but do we accept it? No, we just weep like teased vaginas. #brasseye #chrismorris #

Engaging in a fit of anarchic clothes-less-ness. #chrismorris #brasseye #

"Captain Bruge! Why are you being GAY with your men? We have footage of you gobbling a gun like a man's part!" #chrismorris #brasseye #

"93% of the wounds sustained at sea thru Naval battles are to the penis." #chrismorris #brasseye #

"So, you've got BAD AIDS, not GOOD AIDS?! You shouldn't have come here! Can we have this man removed, please?" #chrismorris #brasseye #

Prison-Speak: "Portillo!" means "look out behind you!" #chrismorris #brasseye #

"As a boy I went into the Bank of England dressed up as a little City gent, shouting FUCK THE POUND." #brasseye #chrismorris #

"The Police spotted his body by accident while they were looking for a man who'd buggered a heron." #brasseye #chrismorris #

Watching BRASS EYE for umpteenth time, the Drugs episode! It's on TV Choice On Demand, Virgin Media. Still hilarious! #brasseye #chrismorris #

"If political correctness has done 1 thing; it made the Torys cloak their inherent racism behind more creative language" #ivenevervotedtory #

New Tory Poster proofs of their new campaign http://www.mydavidcameron.com/tory/ thanks @comagirlx #ivenevervotedtory #

There's a man on America's Next Top Model called Benny Ninja. #

Recipe: Monster Munch Soup. Pour Monster Munch into a soup (any flavour). Eat. http://bit.ly/9ZzHaY #fistoffun #peterbaynham #leeandherring #

Idiotic terrorist sketch from Chris Morris new Jihad comedy film, Four Lions. It's taking Cannes by storm! http://bit.ly/9KFlcP #chrismorris #

THE WILL TO FAIL composed by 1950s psychiatrist after working with some BIG losers! http://bit.ly/c6Mtk5 This sums up some1 I know. #fail #

Industrial Revolution was simply carboniferous capitalism, Britain was geologically lucky. HOW THE EARTH MADE US http://bit.ly/bG9d3M #bbc #

Chinese invented stir-fry as an alternative to stewing during a 16th century wood shortage. HOW THE EARTH MADE US http://bit.ly/bG9d3M #bbc #

World's 1st ENERGY CRISIS was at end of 16th century when Europe began to run out of wood. HOW THE EARTH MADE US http://bit.ly/bG9d3M #bbc #

World's 1st ENERGY CRISIS was at end of 16th century when Europe began to run out of wood. HOW THE EARTH MADE US http://bit.ly/bG9d3M #bbc #

Why do we adorn ourselves in pieces of Earth's crust, ie diamonds? Humans love geological bling! HOW THE EARTH MADE US http://bit.ly/bG9d3M #

Fire needs a minimum of 13% oxygen to burn, I'm loving HOW THE EARTH MADE US! Watching Fire episode on iPlayer! http://bit.ly/bG9d3M #bbc #

Grrr! I have just joined @yoghurteater in shakin my fist at Mondays! When can we stop getting buses and start beaming directly to work? #

@yoghurteater Seagulls eating sick, mmmm the joys of Brighton. #

Set my radio alarm to wake me up with World's Greatest BBC Radio One for the 1st time in 18months. Forgotten how great Chris Moyles Show is! #

@abbiedays Depends to which pair of cheeks you're refering! Could be excess doughnut glazing or sexual, either way a statement of fact? #

@pennyrobinson89 At least you were constructive! I had an odd day with singletons, as couples sicken me on this day; 90% of planet it seems. #

@pennyrobinson89 http://twitpic.com/13b1xm – Well, I never knew what an Operon was, until now. #

My Skybox's full of programs about Hitler. He's being recorded faster than I can watch him! 55yrs later, still going strong! @georns @philhd #

Ignorance is a weapon, use it! Don't generalise about women, women don't like that, generally. #alanparker #simonmunnery #

My fingers are fishy. #

I want to Dial-A-Whore but I don't have a menu and 118 118 were no help! #

If you dont have a Valentine today why not celebrate St. Skeletor's Day 2mrw? Find out more… http://bit.ly/d5uPHL @markeverclear @scott014 #

HOW THE EARTH MADE US is my new favourite documentary series. It is of course made by the mighty BBC! Check it out on iPlayer! #bbc #

@pennyrobinson89 Sure you look better than me! I wore old clothes to help @twistedwhistler move then visited Mum. My attire did not impress! #

Without wanting to reinforce any racial stereotypes there genuinely is a delicious smell of curry in Langley Green tonight! #

without reinforce any stereotypes, but there a genuinely delicious smell of curry in the whole of Langley Green at the moment #

@yoghurteater Not busy doing Valentines stuff? Just a normal day for me, just buying milk at Sainsbury's now #

This week on WHAT KATIE DID NEXT, Katie Price realises she's a despised whore & puts a shotgun in her greedy, manipulative, spiteful mouth. #

"Jesus is cool, it's just the people who follow him who are fucking idiots. He's like The Fonz in that respect." @markeverclear @herring1967 #

I've got a lovely romantic day planned on my own… Syphillis, laudanum, drowning. RT @jeremylimb @georns #

I'm full of sausages & I'm happy… in my stomach I mean, not my anus. I dont find that pleasurable. Why would you think that? You're sick! #

St. Valentine, the patron saint of making sad and lonely single people feel like shit. #

@aiannucci Russell Brand shouldn't be allowed to leave the UK, he's too much of an national embarassment. #

@bakeroo Go back to bed then! I've got up to make tea, them I'm going back to bed to watch Alien3. #

@pennyrobinson89 Lovin your new pic! Effervescent Vit C rules, once did 6 Berroca in 1hit; 1min of insane giggling then instantly dozed off #

My Valentines @comagirlx @georns @theedragonfly @pennyrobinson89 @ciarahinton All very lovely and amusing ladies! x #

In Rise of The Nutters, is Julius sniffing a cling-film wrapped Sandwich? Feeling the weft and sniffing the waft. #thethickofit @comagirlx #

In Rise of The Nutters, is Julius sniffing a cling-film wrapped Sandwich? Feeling the weft and adn sniffing the waft. #thethickofit #

@comagirlx Awwww, when are you 21? Malcolm's cake rules. #thethickofit in reply to comagirlx #

"You're the shittest James Bond ever. You're fucking David Niven!" #thethickofit #

"The cameramen are laughing!" [at Ben's blinking] #thethickofit #

Now trying again to find a large picture of Peter Mannion to make my own face-mask. To no avail #thethickofit #

"He might look like a Womble, but he's got nutter-eyes and nutter-ears." #thethickofit #

Watching #thethickofit with @scott014 and discussing Terri's complete non-accountability. #

Watching CHUCKLEVISION On Demand. Oh dear. They look like an aged Downs Syndrome & his taller, slightly more independent friend. #retards #

Give me the number for fucking Tim, in fucking Ruislip! #thethickofit #

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@gkm77x Yeah, I've been told Happy Gilmore is the only good Adam Sandler movie. #

Watchin a film where Adam Sandler has cancer, sadly its not a true story. I really dont find him funny, he's quite predictable. Sorry. #

Watching Horizon: To Infinity and Beyond. How come infinity+1 is still infinity, but infinity-1 is a number we can't define? Brilliant! #bbc #

I'm playin Super Mario Bros Wii, it's amazin! I'm an original NES kid; loved Mario 1, 2 & 3! Such a natural progression. I hated Mario in 3D #

Ello. How are you? I need a shave. #

@comagirlx Get well soon, darling! x #

rt @RealDavidMitchell Slightly upset @Cheesoid, a robot in a sketch I wrote isn't even following me. Hate self! Hate self! @dj_beard #

@sophiadehayes Qwertyioup! Lets not start all that again. x #

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses & all the King's men said "Fuck him, he's only an egg!" #

Finally drinkin and havin a good laugh in Brighton! Long live Rentokil Initial Development! #

Just arrived in Brighton, I'm so not in a drinking mood Last 6 Fridays I've just wanted 2b left-the-fuck-alone! I so need a girlfriend! #

@yoghurteater Where are you headed? I just left Gatwick on a train bound for Brighton. Everyone is asleep on my train. #

@yoghurteater Yeay! Thanks! Dinner! #

rt @nickjfrost "Fabreeze is NOT deodorant!" #

Happy Birthday Charles Darwin! Only just realised, thanks @pennyrobinson89 #darwin #evolution #iyb #

@twistedlilkitty Fuckity? As in "Ok, fuckity-bye!" #thickofit #

@carolinemytton Libya going Arabic is it? They dont tell me anything. I wanted to work on that. #

Going Brighton 2nite on budget of… fuck all. Hope to find some discarded crumbs by the bins. If I'm lucky I'll get to down the drip-tray. #

Family Guy Video: When Mario Rescues The Princess And Expects To Get Lucky http://bit.ly/byyU3p @dj_beard @waynetron @twistedwhistler #

Rusko 'Cockney Thug Mix with samples of Bricktop with Snatch! Thanks to Lewis Carter for getting me into Rusko. http://bit.ly/9qS2eG #rusko #

Bill Clinton in good spirits after heart op. UN Special Envoy to Haiti returns soon to help relief efforts. Great work Bill! #

Mr Men are 40yrs old, originally 6 books sold at 20p each, now a huge global brand. Short video about their beginnings http://bit.ly/cwdQE6 #

It's Chris' time again. After I recharged my fone it asked date/time 2:22 AGAIN! Since he said it was his time, events keep occurring @ 2:22 #

@abbiedays Post a pic of these brilliant thighs then. Will definately get you more followers! Plus, you've peaked my interest now! #

@abbiedays Katie Price; obscene attention-whore. Her life's a planned media strategy. I hate her so much, I dont even wank off to her now! #

A Cancer-Boy is dying on TV, does that carbon offset my next holiday? #stanhope #newswipe @soundcanvasdjs @scott014 @philhd @charltonbrooker #

Dont eat brocolli, its another word for caviar & thats another word for Facism! Beware of dustman, they are agents of the State! #alanparker #

1000s govermment funded buildings in UK that contain & gather vast amounts of information! LIBRARIES! Another word for Fascism! #alanparker #

RT Joe Gadd "If Einstein had a DJ name it'd be MC Squared." #

Upsetting trailer: MY SISTER'S KEEPER. A girl with cancer; beautiful but upsettin! But I only decided not to watch 'cos Alec Baldwin's in it #

Pffft. Lonely. #

@charlikins69 Got twitter nailed yet then? Set up an account at http://www.bit.ly to shorten links and twitpic.com to post pics wiv a tweet. x #

@charlikins69 Hello! Welcome! #

Has been sent Batteries Not Included: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQjqBw #

Watched Stephen King's IT: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyEhw0 #

Officer Barbrady has CRIMES and NOT-CRIMES written on his IN and OUT tray. #southpark #

Drive-By Abuser: Football "Kickin a little ball in a net & havin a hug about it? Hardly fuckin Chess is it?!" #moderntoss @soundcanvasdjs #

Drive-By Abuser: Football "Kickin a little ball in a net & havin a hug about it? Hardly fuckin Chess is it?!" #moderntoss @soundcanvasdj #

"I used to throw a electric fire into my bath. But now I cant incase queers see it. Its Political Correctness gone mad!" #stewartlee @philhd #

I used to jump in a threshing machine my arms flew off but I was fine. Now they've banned Xmas! Political correctness gone mad @krelleishere #

"It's Political Correctness gone mad! You can't even write racist abuse in excrement in public anymore." #stewartlee #

#justwatched Stewart Lee: 41st Best Stand Up. Almost went to Pestival dressed as insect. Best live stand up I ever saw @rentokil #stewartlee #

Beware of MONKEYPOX! Monkey virus that can jump to humans. Occasionally going human-to-human. Big in Congo! The new smallpox if it mutates! #

A White Fly less than 1mm long carries 100+ plant viruses; causes epic crop damage globally. Horizon: Why Do Viruses Kill? @rentokil #virus #

Wow! Viruses drive life in the oceans!Control populations, cause rot & chemical transformation. 30billion in 1pint of seawater #iyb #horizon #

Wow! Viruses drive all life in the oceans!Control populations, causing rot & chemical transformation. 30 billion viruses in 1 pint of se … #

Spock is in FRINGE! Sex-wee. #

Will phones contain scanners or sensors one day? Is water safe to drink? Diagnose medical problems? #smartphone #n96 #

In FRINGE they use an iphone app to analyse a recording. Are smartphones our Star Trek Tricorders? #startrek #fringe #iphone #

Chuck Norris can lick his own elbow. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris is the reason Wally is still hiding. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris took that bite out of the Apple Mac logo. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris wear shades to protect the sun from his eyes. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter". #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. #chucknorris #

If you have £5, and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Norris has more money than you. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. #chucknorris #

Windows 7 was Chuck Norris' idea. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. #chucknorris #

Normal people pee their name into snow, Chuck Norris the same thing on the pavement. #chucknorris #

A dinosaur once pissed off Chuck Norris. Have you seen any dinosaurs recently? #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris can drown a fish. #chucknorris #

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy. #chucknorris #

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognises the element of surprise. #chucknorris #

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. #chucknorris #

Has been sent Moon – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiIpHc #

Just when you thought you could have YOUR profile pic set to whatever YOU wanted, the Avatar-Nazis arrive & try to Corporatise Profile Pics. #

Climate change will make world more 'fragrant' as plants release odours to communicate & defend themselves. http://bit.ly/9zy5bB @rentokil #

Just changed my Google Profile because the old URL gave away my email address here's new link.. http://bit.ly/bJFF5w #

I have Google Buzz. A bit rubbish but it includes Google Profile! Automatically linked to my twitter, flickr, blog etc http://bit.ly/aHI3xL #

Plan to make UK leader in Space Technology, creating a $40bn a year industry. http://bit.ly/b3UQQS #

When a shaking, messy homeless person asks for 20p for a cup of tea, say "No, look what its done to you!" http://bit.ly/a1eH5y #alanparker #

Watched Akira – Digitally Remastered: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyBnXs #

Next time a fat person blames their glands, tell them to stop eating glands! Alan Parker's 29mins of Truth! http://bit.ly/a1eH5y #alanparker #

NASA launches new Solar Dynamics Observatory today to get keener understandin Sun's behaviour & forecast Space Weather http://bit.ly/cTJpmL #

CERN publishes 1st results from Large Hadron Collider. Finding Higgs-Boson maybe harder than first thought http://bit.ly/9rUnEx #lhc #cern #

Stephen Fry talks about Twitter and how it helped him when he had a Bat loose in his house… http://bit.ly/93zOz7 @rentokil #stephenfry #

Sarah Palin tries to look cool by writin notes on her hand. You're not a comedian Sarah! Politicians are allowed notes! http://bit.ly/djNpH9 #

MTV Mexico under fire as it pulls South Park episode http://bit.ly/bQrgI0 #southpark #mtv #mexico @scott014 @philhd #

@carolinemytton Post a photo of the snow! I hear Lithuania suffers covert cyber-attacks from Russia as their infrastructure's still Russian #

Er. Vanessa Feltz is on BBC Breakfast. She is nasty, shouting mouth, thing. She's always really rude to the anchor that introduces her. #bbc #

Captain Phil Harris of Deadliest Catch has died after a recent stroke. RIP Phil Harris http://bit.ly/c3ksr3 #

@yoghurteater We call it the Sheath. And yes, it is criminally boring. in reply to yoghurteater #

I'm not being racist, but isnt it annoying when really good Twitter trends are mostly in foreign languages?!? Go back to bed Mexico! #

I'm not being racist, but isnt it annoying when really good Twitter trends are mostly in foreign languages?!? #

Are there any tweets about CHUCK NORRIS that aren't in Spanish? Chuck Norris will go to Mexico and kick your asses for crashing his trend! #

Abortion is green. #newswipe #dougstanhope #

@abbiedays Are you a fellow Grammer-Nazi? I fuss over spellin punctuation & grammar in texts. I even break into paragraphs for easy reading. in reply to abbiedays #

@LucyAnnabel Hows it going anyway? #

@abbiedays I despise Facebook, use it cos I have to! But only use Facebook Mobile now… no ads, no apps, no chat, no shit. Quick & simple. in reply to abbiedays #

@abbiedays Hopefully it'll talk to twitter/fb. Google's all about openness, I think it's a tool for connecting things not a seperate app. in reply to abbiedays #

@pigsonthewing I know some people are so thick. in reply to pigsonthewing #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster That answered my question! #

Now that's a WMD #4wordsaftersexinWestminster #

Doug Stanhope is right. Earth's heading for a population crisis! One day we'll have to have a license for a baby like in Starship Troopers! #

@deedelvis Global population will become a problem. Almost tripled in 60yrs. BBC show HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN LIVE ON EARTH was quite terrifyin! in reply to deedelvis #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster What's your position, Darling? #

@worgztheowl: put that in Hansard! #4wordsaftersexinWestminster #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster Order! Order! Order! Order! #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster "So THAT'S back benching" #

"That mirrored ceiling? Expenses!" #4wordsaftersexinWestminster #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster Put this on expenses #

#skyatnight I'm willing to bet Patrick Moore stinks of biscuits and piss. #

#skyatnight How many clothes how Patrick Moore want to wear. He looks like he's wearing his entire wardrobe for a bet. #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster "Right, who is next?" #

#4wordsaftersexinWestminster "I am not amused" #

@X_Hodge_X Hello, didn't know you had a twitter! #

@LucyAnnabel So you're saying mass adoration? Like mass hysteria! Silly womens. in reply to LucyAnnabel #

@Georns Glad to hear it. This guy was a total cock, I swear if I acted like that everyone woulda called me a twat and I woulda been banned. in reply to Georns #

@abbiedays Have you got it? I want it. Hopefully it'll link to facebook and twitter. in reply to abbiedays #

@sophiadehayes Tut fucking tut. I hereby throw you out of Newswipe club. x in reply to sophiadehayes #

"Abortion is green!" #newswipe @comagirlx @saschabriff @scott014 @pennyrobinson89 @philhd @georns #

If you dont have a baby, you could drive a fleet of Hummers! Abortion is green! #newswipe #

By 2050 fucking will go out of style… #stanhope #newswipe #

Doug Stanhope is so right. I often worry about over-population. Seriously! #newswipe #

#stanhope #newswipe #

Hair-raising! lol #newswipe #

OMG, a typical old man, terribly boring. #newswipe #

Do you drive a Turta? #newswipe #

The phrase "helped by Rupert Murdoch" is a politcal death-sentance. #newswipe #

Ah! Nixon! Scary! #newswipe #

Simon Cowell is a slobering power hungry super-cunt. Kill him immediately. #newswipe #

Could the X-Factor have Military Applications? #newswipe #

Just Jabba a chance! #newswipe #

"Soft, pink, easily burnt to death babies!" #newswipe #

Did Marr accuse Brown of popping pills like fucking Smints? #newswipe #thethickofit #

I can tell you're never satisfied, look at the fucking size of you, you fat cunt. #newswipe #

I like Blair, I think the cunt Richard Madely supporting him actually undermines him #newswipe #

"Blair's hand quivered so much, he shook all the blood off them." #newswipe #

"Specialist Subject: Denying War Crimes Without Giggling" #newswipe #

The planet Thatchalos! #newswipe #

Speak thru Max Clifford? WTF? #newswipe #

Newswipe! In 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…. #newswipe #

Ladies I ask that cos this tard of a man @ gym whose more likely to eat a calculator than use it has every woman in room droolin over him. #

Ladies, can you tell me if HUGE muscles make up for dangerously low IQ on a man? So low infact that he's running backwards on a treadmill! #

Newswipe tonight! In mean time, here's a video of Brooker & Shitpeas! #charliebrooker #shitpeas #screenwipe #newswipe http://bit.ly/9yNpMF #

Alan Parker is on your side! …..and the side of anyone who wears glasses, is fat, is a woman or… list goes on! http://bit.ly/a1eH5y #

Alan Parker: Urban Warrior answers the phone by saying "Hello, Unite & Fight" and ends with "Goodbye, Smash The System" http://bit.ly/a1eH5y #

"Animals are treated badly, some are forced to live on the inside of pies." #alanparker http://bit.ly/a1eH5y @ciarahinton @pennyrobinson89 #

"In Oct I head-butted Parliament. In Nov, Thatcher resigned. Think about it." Alan Parker's 29 Mins of Truth http://bit.ly/a1eH5y @comagirlx #

http://twitpic.com/127nfv – Amazing tax disc holder! We need these in Crawley now we have a Tory council. @dj_beard @waynetron @scott014 #

"Beware of dustmen! They are agents of the state!" Alan Parker's 29 Mins of Truth http://bit.ly/a1eH5y #podcast #alanparker @scott014 #

"Beware of hospitals. They are prisons for the sick!" Alan Parker's 29 Mins of Truth http://bit.ly/a1eH5y #podcast #alanparker @philhd #

http://twitpic.com/127azz – "Geek unveils most expensive rectangle in history" Newswipe! 2nite 22:30 BBC4 http://bit.ly/dzEGMf #ipad @swerve #

Next generation of phone will have pressure sensitive touch screens based on Quantum Tunnelling material invented in UK http://bit.ly/badzUN #

@pennyrobinson89 You listened to The Beatles for the first time? So is it now just me who has never really listened to any of their stuff? #

"Cheater Mannion" #thethickofit @scott014 #

"They're playing fuckin pin-the-cock-on-the-fucking-donkey's-face with your face there, cos you're the fuckin donkey!" #thethickofit #

"That's not a plan is it, Stan? That's not an agenda, Brenda!" #thethickofit @comagirlx #

"I know about your meeting with that ageing fucking flamanco guitarist. YOU'RE NOT to go home. I want you at No.10 ASAFP" #thethickofit #

@comagirlx Not seen #ashestoashes, is it the 80s Life on Mars? Watchin Mannion's visit to DoSAC now. I want a Mannion mask! #thethickofit in reply to comagirlx #

"What's the weather like at The Guardian? How do we counter-massage?… Graphicise and three-dimensionalise our response." #thethickofit #

"I will tear your fuckin skin off, I will wear it to your Mother's Birthday Party & I will rub your nuts up and down her leg." #thethickofit #

"I will come down on you so hard you'll have to be re-assembled by fucking aircrash investigators." #thethickofit #

"It's the pre-match spar for big Super-Gay Weight Title Fight! Wipe away the pre-cum!" #thethickofit #

"Hang-on, there's a complete fucking penis in my office I have to have a word with…." #thethickofit #

"Some guy just made contact. Looks like an Ewok, small patch of grey hair on left temple" #thethickofit #

I need a Peter Mannion Face-mask! Please post a JPG or a PDF or soemthing somewhere. @chrisaddison @rebeccafront @aianucci @scott014 #

"[Phil's seeing the big swinging dicks] Ok, but don't forget the tiny static dicks" #thethickofit #

"Knowledge is Porridge" #thethickofit #

"I don't care if you have to inject yourselves with stem cells or put cocaine in your fruit-corners, get on with something! #thethickofit #

"It's the Chavs and Chav-nots" #thethickofit #

"…a playground full of first trimester pregnancies and Croydon-Facelifts." #thethickofit #

Ha, Phil dressed up as Cher?! #thethickofit #

"I don't give two shits of a lamb's tail. She'll just have to postpone her throat surgery!" #thethickofit #

"I'm very keen to use Stuart's mouth as an ashtray; doesn't mean I'm gonna do it." #thethickofit #

Twitter三国志….. means what? #

"I thought you can only get made-over like that at a Gay-Undertakers" #thethickofit #

"Can you give me a call? If you don't, I'll have you thrown in Bellmarsh." #thethickofit #

"Collection of geriatric shoemakers" is Civil Service slang for "A load of old cobblers" #yesminister #

Lesbian Mind Control! FRINGE is officially awesome. #fringe #

@chaltonbrooker We want more Barry Shitpeas in #newswipe! Retweet if you agree! @comagirlx @pennyrobinson89 @markeverclear #

OMG, Walter in #FRINGE once created a snake with giant tarantula legs! They only showed a sketch of it but even that scared shit outta me! #

Aw! FRINGE is now officially awesome. Guy who was crippled Prof in Resident Evil 2 just teleported out of a High-Security German Prison! #

@comagirlx Oh you mean Die Hard 3. Yeah that was good, different, but good. #

I ate an entire large Dominoes BBQ Pizza to myself! I'm officially a fat cunt. Now watching FRINGE season 1, about half-way through. #fringe #

Brilliant video by the BBC about living on Mars, with a catchy sound track! Narrated by Sam Neil, only 9mins long! http://bit.ly/aq29C8 #bbc #

Has been sent The Haunting in Connecticut: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiHpi4 #

It's Snowing at City Place, headquarters of Rentokil Initial http://bit.ly/dBUlQ8 #

My recording of Rammstein performing Engel live @ Birmingham LG Arena 03/02/10 http://bit.ly/dvrDq6 @jonno08 @dj_beard @saschabriff @philhd #

Oh great. It's pissing down with rain. Good morning. #

They found Shackleton's Whiskey under the ice over 100 yrs after his expedition to the pole. I bet that tastes amazing! http://bit.ly/9VpCut #

Drive-By Abuser considers Football "Kickin a little ball in a net & having a kiss & hug about it? Hardly fucking Chess is it?!" #moderntoss #

As if I wasn't horny enough is it is… Samantha Janus (circa 1997) is on TV. Must… take… eyes… off… screen… too fit! #gameon #

@comagirlx Jeremy Irons? This Akira we're talkin about? Does he do a voice-over? We watched it in Japanese with subtitles. #

Watching Akira, fell asleep last time so this is all new to me! Literally the 1st Manga film I've ever seen. Lovin it so far! #manga #akira #

I'm watching Akira again, but fell asleep last time so this is all new to me. Literally the first Manga film I've ever seen. Lovin it so … #

@madmerdoc "O Brother Wall-Mart Thou?" #supermarketmovies lol, approve! in reply to madmerdoc #

@abbiedays I preferred "Faecal Juice" #arsefilms in reply to abbiedays #

@comagirlx Chemistry: A Volatile History – FTW! in reply to comagirlx #

#arsefilms "Lord of the Rings" #

@abbiedays Nice profile pic by the way! #gorgeousredhead #

#arsefilms "Sin Shitty" #

rt @abbiedays "Poop Fiction" #arsefilms Why didn't I think of that! #

#arsefilms "Night at the Perineum" #

#arsefilms "The Curious Case of Benjamin's Bottom" #

#arsefilms "Dump & Dumper" #

#arsefilms "One flew over the PooPoo's Nest" #

#arsefilms "A Fistfull of Shit" #

#arsefilms "RoboPlop" #

#arsefilms "Incontinence Day" #

#arsefilms "The Hole" #

#arsefilms "Enema Of The State" #

#arsefilms "Sphincters List" #

#arsefilms "FaecalJuice" #

A Bag For Life Less Ordinary #supermarketmovies #

#arsefilms "The X-Piles" #

#supermarketmovies The Madness Of King George At ASDA #

#supermarketmovies "Asda World Turns" #

#supermarketmovies Beverly Hills Co-op #

Gave Akira Collection 4.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRC2Ew #

Gave The Invisible 2.0 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCFyGI #

Gave Stephen King's IT 3.5 stars: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QRCEhw0 #

@pennyrobinson89 What you been upto other than hanging out with David Mitchell look-a-likes? in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

@pennyrobinson89 Definitely the tastiest! Don't often use my knowledge of Comp-Sci or Nuclear Physics in cooking in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

@comagirlx Aw, Die Hard on again? Grr! We're already recording too much stuff. Been wantin to watch it for months, someone's stolen my copy! in reply to comagirlx #

@pennyrobinson89 Wasnt exactly a tip! Which flavour of Science do you study? I did 3months of Physics BSc then changed to Computer Science. in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

@pennyrobinson89 You could make a fortune as an alt-whore and the Police would NEVER suspect. in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

@pennyrobinson89 Yeah but your alternative look is far more attractive to me than what whores look like. They look dirty & full of AIDS! in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

@ciarahinton Have fun at La Pub. I just got back from the gym & made hottest chilli burger sauce ever. Sweating more now than at the gym! in reply to ciarahinton #

@MarkEverclear lol "As Seinfeld and his life partner argue over the cleanliness of a pear." in reply to MarkEverclear #

#justwatched Seinfeld, The Outing. http://bit.ly/d830NS "So, you wont take your coat off and now everyone at NYU thinks I'm gay?!" #seinfeld #

#justwatched one of my fav episodes of Seinfeld, The Outing. http://bit.ly/d830NS "…not that there's anything wrong with it!!" #seinfeld #

@MarkEverclear Really? My brain has this image stored in place of Adam West's real-face http://bit.ly/c8edGx #

@MarkEverclear "Catch us again tomorrow, same bat-time, same bat-channel!" in reply to MarkEverclear #

@Twistedlilkitty Yeah I can see it. Cool how it shows the wave-form! in reply to Twistedlilkitty #

Does anyone else find Nokia N96 incredibly unreliable & slow? My problem is SIM card moving around in the holder so I lose signal. #n96 #

@MarkEverclear What makes you think I care about Al Jolson? in reply to MarkEverclear #

I will get dressed today. I will. I know I've sat here in my pants for hours watching rubbish TV, but I will get dressed…..I will. #

@pennyrobinson89 Tea cups should be washed first! Just so you know! in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

England are in group G with Switzerland, Bulgaria, Wales and Montenegro in the Euro 2012 draw. #euro2012 #england @jonno08 #

England are in group G with Switzerland, Bulgaria, Wales and Montenegro in the Euro 2012 draw. #euro2012 #england #

@mattleys @tomtomlyden As a totally unrelated statement of fact… Emma Watson is a super-hot female. Just needed to be said. #

Liz Jones; The Daily Mail's Super-Cunt Extraordinaire! You're not talking to my Nan now Liz, you have to at least try to make sense! #

@ellenyu88 Just seen your Murryfield tweet. Enjoy your day, I like you're profile pic, you're a hottie! #

Just upgraded to Firefox 3.5.7. I hear Firefox 3.6 is the next big thing. Whats that all about? #firefox #

http://twitpic.com/11w5ls – I'm watching #Seinfeld. Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Terri Hatcher are wearing not much in the gym. FTW! http://bit.ly/ #

@CassHoskins Airbeds are a total illusion. Only good for festivals because they can be folded down really small. Why you sleepin on one? in reply to CassHoskins #

OMG, Jigsaw from SAW is in Seinfeld. A grumpy Record store owner. #saw #seinfeld #

RIP Franco Ballerini. Italian cycle coach killed in rallying accident. He himself won the Paris-Roubaix classic twice http://bit.ly/aSfAX4 #

RIP Johnny Dankworth. Sir John Dankworth, a mainstay of the British jazz scene for over 60 years, has died. http://bit.ly/aqoXqV #

Margaret Ritchie is the new leader of the SDLP. The first major party in Ireland to elect a woman leader. http://bit.ly/crwR6N #

rt @jimmycarr on #QI "A barber asks a man how he'd like his hair cut. 'In silence' he replies" #

rt @Mkrkenya_normal "Even hardened political spin doctors have a heart. Cry and move on Alastair Campbell. Life has to go on." #

Alastair Campbell cried on Andrew Marr's show? Worse than Malcolm Tucker's "Nile of Shit" meltdown? http://bit.ly/9yS4Y7 #thethickofit #

@markeverclear Myself & @dj_beard saw Rammstein on wed, he's hoarse from screamin "I am him!" in moshpits night! lol #kevineldon #fistoffun #

I'm off to bed now, my eyes are threatening to burst from being open so long. Good night tweeps! @Twistedlilkitty #

@Twistedlilkitty Well I'm glad you're still awake. Your tweets amused me on the long cold walk home from @TheeDragonfly's house! #

@Twistedlilkitty Well I'm glad you're still awake. Your tweets amused me on the long cold walk home from TheeDragonfly's house! in reply to Twistedlilkitty #

@LucyAnnabel Twitter also lies about when tweets happened. Sometimes it says a brand new tweet is 14mins old and adds 14mins to all of them. in reply to LucyAnnabel #

@Twistedlilkitty So it's true, even girls want to see female game characters naked. I knew it. #ffvii #ff12 in reply to Twistedlilkitty #

Firefox 3.6 is code-named Namoroka, helping support Madagascar’s Namoroka Park, home to the world’s cutest lemurs. http://bit.ly/db46o2 #iyb #

@Georns http://twitpic.com/11rsni – @georns Nah, what you talkin about? You look beautiful! x #

@twistedlilkitty Aw thanks, you've made me smile You're a hottie yourself. #

@comagirlx So, are you a girl with big hinges? Or little perky ones? You're very odd ya'know! Why were you measuring them? #

@twistedlilkitty I've always enjoyed Valentine's Day when I've had a partner. But expect this year will be as tediously lonely as the last. #

@comagirlx "Terri, this is going to take too if I have to explain abbreviations to you, FFS!" #thethickofit #

leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-06: Chillin with Lil'Lorna! #
@misterwakeup01 Does he still think he's… http://bit.ly/9B1xZq #

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Chillin with Lil'Lorna! #

@misterwakeup01 Does he still think he's God/Jesus? He was on TV in 70s sayin that he was, clearly a disturbed man at that point. #

@misterwakeup01 I'm sure there is much more to gov'ment & economics than they say, but he has more faith than fact. He's entitled to it #

@misterwakeup01 It's a very interesting idea about alien heritage but there's no actual facts, just conjecture. #

@misterwakeup01 I think Mr Icke has a powerful imagination thats betrayed him. He's the Dan Brown of conspiracy theories. #

@misterwakeup01 Sure you'll say my reality is an illusion or something but easy to say that, rendering actual facts inert. #

@misterwakeup01 Researched some of his ideas b4. Sadly I think he misinterprets facts & combines disperate concepts. Lost touch wiv reality #

@pennyrobinson89 Yeah I've done nothin all day; then sudden rush of activity to go out. Is Gray's Anatomy worth watchin? I've never seen it. #

Tickety-Tock, it's Bum-Kiss O'clock! #newswipe #

@georns Cool. You show me yours, I'll show you mine. #

OMG, David Icke is mad! He mistakes common human ancestoral mythology about snakes for World Domination Plans! Why? Because he WANTS to! #

World's Strangest UFO documentary. Great library footage but too many interviews with UFO experts. Too divorced from reality to be belived! #

There's a man on Jeremy Kyle who wonders if his Uncle is his Father. Oh dear. Uncle Daddy!! #jeremykyle #

@georns Sounds hot despite being an error, post a photo for me! x #

Hmmmpf. Suppose I'd better get up and eat or drink something before I die. When will nutrients be air-borne so you just breathe them in? #

Someone in the twittersphere or the faceblock make me a cup of tea please? I'm too knackered. Oh and bring it upto me in bed too please. #

@mooncushion Happy Waitangi Day – National Holiday in New Zealand. @projectbritain @waynetron #

@ciarahinton You were probably too busy eating them! How did he come by £200 of Haribo. Did you take him to a wholesaler or something? #

@ciarahinton Horse medicine? Ketamine? Bit of the ol' Special K. He'd be off his face! #

"Expenses MPs argue they are above the law" – Times Online: http://bit.ly/arr8Q7 #

@DuncanBannatyne http://twitpic.com/11o8at – Is this your new Super-hero identity? business gay! No honestly mate, good luck. #

@twistedlilkitty Soda bread? Thats an Irish thing isn't it? You've convinced me to get up for apricot jam on toast. My closet approximation. #

Oh dear, Clive Anderson's on QI again. Get off! He's not funny anymore! I met him once, most borin conversation of my life! #qi @comagirlx #

@georns what've you done with your fringe? Cut it off? Permed a quif into it? x #

I am sick to death of people shouting and arguing (about anything and everything) in my house on a Friday night. #

@casshoskins You know, I've never seen that film. Every1 said rent it, I lovefilm'd it & no1 would watch it with me, said it was too epic! #

Coronation Street would be ok if it wasn't for the arseholes that live there. It's alot like France in that respect. @comagirlx #corrie #

http://twitpic.com/11hk2e – As you can see, my hair is having a day off today and my face has rung in sick. #

My Follow Friday this week is @astro_soichi. An astronaut currently aboard the International Space Station. #ff #iss #spacetweet #

I can feel the warm sun on my back for the first time this year #

@twistedwhistler I hear you but to me it feels like Monday. #

@pennyrobinson89 No boyfriend? How can this be? You're lovely! Do you stink in person? #

@comagirlx I remember that sketch on Friday Night Armistice. That was when I was at school! You going thru the Iannucci back-catalogue? #

Ranty-tanty wah wah! #kevineldon #

Creeping along the M25 still feelin like poop. Listenin to the Sub Focus album makes it better #subfocus #

@comagirlx Peter Capaldi dressed as a Clown in Poirot? A scary clown? Saw IT for 1st time recently, now all clowns are inherently scary. #

@twistedwhistler How's it going? Rammstein was epic, we stayed up drinking til 6.30 and woke up at check-out time. #

#nowplaying Enter Shikari: Common Dreads on the M40 heading for the dreaded M25. #entershikari #

@TheBusyBabyMama Yeah, tasty too. Mine had horseraddish and rocket baked into the burger and on it. Perfect hangover cure! #

I feel so fucked that I've kicked my shoes off in Starbucks & put my feet up on the sofa. Warwick Service station needs more pillows!! #

@sonisphere #Rammstein in Birmingham were awesome. We're now melting in a service station coffee bar. #

I feel so rough! I think my soul is creased. #

Remember my eyes after @Jonno08's wedding? Trying to order food now but waitress can't hear me, my eyes are too small! @waynetron @mattyaldy #

@pennyrobinson89 The #Rammstein moshpit was epic. I have bruise on my arm that looks almost necrotic & I broke my hand on a fat man's chin. #

@pennyrobinson89 #Rammstein was awesome. Fire, explosions, more fire! He rode a massive cock across the stage that spunked foam on us! #

http://twitpic.com/11bt75 – Chris, DJ and I are eating the fittest burgers ever at The Handmade Burger Co in Birmingham. Post-Rammstein reco #

@twistedlilkitty Safari is very bad at passwords! It does the same on Windows too. #

@pennyrobinson89 What a nutritious lunch! I got horseraddish & rocket burger in Birmingham. We're hungover from seein Rammstein last night. #

A huge fat man has fallen off his chair totally drunk & done a huge fart thats gassed the entire pub! Welcome to Birmingham! @philhd #

@markeverclear No I've never read any #StephenKing. I imagine it's a lot like Garth Marenghi? #garthmarenghi #

Good morning! What a great lay-in. We're seeing Rammstein in Birmingham tonight! #

@chaltonbrooker Great Newswipe this week! We're all agreed, we want more Barry Shitpeas! #newswipe #shitpeas @scott014 @dj_beard #

@MarkEverclear I seriously can't believe how many times they say n*gger in Stephen Kings IT! #stephenking #

Did you find woodlice under it like when overturning a paving slab? @cnnbrk "Millennium Bomber's 22yr sentence overturned" @jonno08 #

@larelle Shitpeas was on for a second or two. My housemate was delighted, he pointed at TV and shouted "Shitpeas!" #newswipe in reply to larelle #

@pr4wn "Well done Charlie for highlighting the knobfest that is teh iPad" #newswipe #ipad @swerveball @saschabriff in reply to pr4wn #

Charlie Brooker described Steve Jobs' iPad press conference as "punishingly dull". Agreed. #newswipe #ftw #ipad #apple #

"Oprah Winfret is the P. T. Barnum of the new millenium" #oprah #newswipe #dougstanhope #freakshow #

That 911 call is awful. That's obscene. They should be fined. #newswipe #

#dougstanhope #newswipe #

"We're still not sure what we're scared of, or how scared to be of it." #newswipe #

RT @dutchPaul "Tickety Tock, it's Bum Kiss O'Clock" #newswipe #

A nugget, bruv. rt @BenSmith9 "Can we just have N-Dubz permanently silenced?" #newswipe #

"Live From Studios Five is like being forced fed marshmallow by a bastard in a glittery hat." #lol #newswipe @comagirlx @scott014 @dj_beard #

Asking Jude Law for a Military Assessment. lol @comagirlx @pennyrobinson89 #newswipe #

"I'd tell Angelina Jolie what she could do for me!" #newswipe #

@NickMB Take the power back! #newswipe #ratm in reply to NickMB #

Does the Dalai Lama tweet? @cnnbrk rt "White House spokesman says Obama will meet Dalai Lama http://on.cnn.com/bHKIck" #dalailama #

@Twistedlilkitty Imagine if Empire judged films by fingering! Contains Adequate Fingering on scale of Tasteful to Needless in reply to Twistedlilkitty #

@serafinowicz Hello in reply to serafinowicz #

Did you find woodlice under it like when overturning a paving slab? @cnnbrk "Millennium Bomber's 22yr sentence overturned" @philhd @rentokil #

#believersneverdie, not quite true is it?! They are quite literally dead! Lets not get soppy just because its trending! @dj_beard #

OMG. That guy's on TV again. He's on fuckin everythin! You know, that guy? Yeah, him. I cant fuckin stand him! @comagirlx @scott014 @jonno08 #

Oh my god. That guy is on TV again. He's on fucking everything! You know, that guy? Yeah, him. I can't fuckin stand him! #thatguy @comag … #

@XxXMusicFreakXx No, Everybody Hurts Charity Single = awful! Great song, REM shoulda re-released it! More indirect-money for Simon Cowell in reply to XxXMusicFreakXx #

@Glinner Back in the days of Windows 2000 Dragon was the best VR software. Nowadays there's probably someone better! in reply to Glinner #

@theresnofaking Hylen? What does it mean? in reply to theresnofaking #

@theskywillclear Hylen? What does it mean? x in reply to theskywillclear #

Now trending on Twitter = Man Loses Teeth After Cigarette Explodes In His Mouth http://bit.ly/agaD0b #

@WillStartARiot Nice profile photo! x #

@comagirlx I hate her. I think she's got uglier since joining the show while Ronnie has got fitter. in reply to comagirlx #

Men In Black's Agent Z goes to rehab! So drunk he held up a bank with a gun cos he believed THEY were all in his home! http://bit.ly/9KyEb6 #

Obama cancels Bush's Constellation Space Program, going back to the drawing board for better, more innovative solution http://bit.ly/dgk0Ni #

http://twitpic.com/110b85 – Crocoduck approves of Downing Street petition to drop support for IE6. #ie6 #crocoduck #dropie6 #

They got caught trying to hack Google, now China tells Obama not to meet with the Dalai Lama http://bit.ly/9gD5vn #

"He's coming home, he's coming.
The Pope is coming home.
Thirty years of hurt,
Choir boys still bleeding." @dj_beard @scott014 @philhd #

Today I'm going down a pit in search of cheese. #cheesemining #

@BrentSpiner Well in a list of the top 10 GOLD sci-fi characters there is Data's face 10 times. Thats due to greatness not exclusivity! x #

@pennyrobinson89 Was Nerdstock worth watching? #nerdstock #

@BunkerP Do you think white dog poo was in Thatcher's manifesto? An election pledge for the 80s? #whitedogpoo #

"Someone call nine hundred and ninety nine!" @scott014 @philhd #peterserafinowicz #psdvd #

@twinklecrayons Hot milk. #

"Oh my god, I think this doughnut's been raped!" Peter Serafinowicz DVD, buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

@pennyrobinson89 Ah, Heroes! How is season 4? I watched 3 but missed the start of 4 and not caught up. Apparently season 2 was dreadful. in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

Do you ever collapse onto your knees & scream LEAVE ME ALONE? Then you need PARANOIA MAGAZINE! Buy it now http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

@LucyAnnabel Serafinowicz DVD is indeed awesome! "I love you Kitchen Gun!" #psdvd in reply to LucyAnnabel #

@Stevetronic Amazon pre-orde, mate. I logged in the other day & they knew from my purchases I'd want it. Genius. http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd in reply to Stevetronic #

Did anyone get Peter Serafinowicz DVD today? Never seen such hype around release of TV sketch show. I love it! http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

Amused that Peter Serafinowicz's Ralph Fiennes is actually an excellant spoof of Leonard Rossiter DVD! Buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

@comagirlx If they were smart they'd both shag him and then he wouldn't charge them anything! #

The bully in Stephen King's IT just called the black kid a n*gger! I'm quite shocked, really suprising for an 80s teen movie starring kids. #

The Clown from IT is obsessed with squeezin thru tight pipes lookin for kids. I bet he wants to squeeze into their tight pipes too. #

#nowwatching Stephen King's IT. Classic 80s teen horror, the way it's shot reminds me of Nightmare On Elm Street! #stephenking #

@twistedlilkitty Might've been when you estimated the weight of poop in your bowels. I enjoyed those #sexfacts earlier. #

Might've been when you estimated the weight of poop in your bowels. I enjoyed those #sexfacts earlier. #

What words of wisdom did #Eastenders Tracy bestow unto humanity then? An 11th commandment perhaps? A cure for AIDS? @comagirlx @ciarahinton #

@georns Are you sayin you've got a lava fetish? Is it like when a waitress says "Dont touch the plate, it's hot" & you just gotta touch it! #

"I think you're a C**T" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"My pet ant, Limpy, was diagnosed with cancer." New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"New Elvis Song: Illegal or Unknown Email Alias" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

@pennyrobinson89 Not been sleep-self-harming have you? x in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

"Would you like to chat to a Pirate? Call Pirate Chat now! What ye be waitin for?" Peter Serafinowicz DVD Buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"It looks like a discarded kids toy in a nest of broken glass. Buy it now." Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy it… http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"Toilet Grenade! BANG and the germs are gone!" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"ELEPHANTS AND TRAINS Magazine. It builds each week into this terrifying model!" Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy it http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"Do you promise never to be tempted by prostitutes?" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

"I love you Kitchen Gun! Bang, Bang!" New Peter Serafinowicz DVD! Buy on Amazon http://bit.ly/cNNiiz #psdvd #

@serafinowicz http://twitpic.com/10w4sx – Thats a nice half-metre window drop you've got there! #

@Twistedlilkitty Well, how much does a Kitty crap weigh then? More than 2.5 pounds? Thats over a kilo. in reply to Twistedlilkitty #

Google is very rude today! Go to google.co.uk and type in "Why Does". Amazing what the top suggestion is… http://bit.ly/daK4mX #

http://twitpic.com/10vwtt – Go to google.co.uk and type in "Why Does" the auto-suggestions are very naughty today! #

Today's date is a palindrome! 01/02/2010. The same forwards as backward. Thanks to @DuncanBannatyne for pointing that out. #

Has been sent The Invisible: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiFyGI #

I just ordered the New Peter Serafinowciz DVD! Amazon have it very cheap! http://bit.ly/cNNiiz It's so funny! @serafinowicz #

http://twitpic.com/10uu60 – Yes! An Amazon package actually arrived on time for once and it's my Peter Serafinowicz Show DVD! Fuckin awesome #

Just found this awesome Online Testing Tool for Regular Expressions! RegExr: http://bit.ly/cS0NfW @saschbriff #regex #regexp #

I found 3 Twinings Everyday teabags in a biscuit tin. Far superior to the rubbish tea we're given, now I see why Mr @stephenfry likes them. #

Watched Angels And Demons – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyImDw #

New Peter @Serafinowicz Show DVD is on its way to me! We joked about the Xmas Special 08 for all of 09! http://bit.ly/buy7ir #

BBC Sport – Arsenal 1 – 3 Man Utd – "Manchester United outclassed Arsenal at the Emirates…" http://bit.ly/cWRLoQ @jonno08 #

Obama revises NASA Vision ditching Ares 1 & 5. Experts advising he keep & retrofit the shuttles! Good old shuttle! http://bit.ly/dgk0Ni #

"Let's roll some tits up the flagpole and see if anyone gets wood." #thethickofit #

"Noses cant break, that's a myth." #thethickofit #

"An anorexic Leo Sayer" #thethickofit #

#nowwatching South Park. Michael Jackson has possesed Ike. He-hee! #

@sophiadehayes Well 55378008 upside down on a calculator spells BOOBLESS. That tops everything, nothing can beat that. Maths Be Praised. in reply to sophiadehayes #

@sophiadehayes ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆ ÇÈÉÊË ÌÍÎÏ ÒÓÔÕÖ ÙÚÛÜÝÞß àáâãäæ çèéêëìíîïñòóôõö ŒŽ øùúûüýþÿ™©® Eastern European & Legal Charset! Dont like it do you! in reply to sophiadehayes #

http://twitpic.com/10rnti – Alice "Dead Babies, lol." Inspired by speculation. #

@sophiadehayes ¬1234567890-= in reply to sophiadehayes #

@sophiadehayes qwertyuiop in reply to sophiadehayes #

@Zedilon If course its terrible. Whats why it's so good, not quite Hawk The Slayer, but close. in reply to Zedilon #

@BunkerP Did white dog poo only appear in the 80s then? Perhaps future geologists will use it to age rock layers. The White Dog Poo Era. in reply to BunkerP #

@InsomniacScott It was on ITV after Aladdin which also trended. With new localised trending, TV shows can often trend, especially #newswipe! in reply to InsomniacScott #

She's stupid to let that guy stay at her house. CTU NY are slack, piss-takers. #twentyfour #

@serafinowicz spunk flakes! in reply to serafinowicz #

@CassHoskins How is it? #momowlam #tv in reply to CassHoskins #

@serafinowicz I weed myself when I heard you had a DVD coming out. Pre-ordered it on Amazon. Kudos and spunk-flakes! in reply to serafinowicz #

CTU NY is a tarts bathroom. CTU LA was a concrete, gun metal grey, command centre build of solid facts. They got the job done! #twentyfour #

#nowwatching 24: Day 8: Episode 3 (32mins delay) #twentyfour #

@comagirlx To assess it's tastiness! lol in reply to comagirlx #

@comagirlx Oi, don't cuss my homeboy Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall. He's well good. He rears, kills and eats his own animals. Respect. in reply to comagirlx #

@TwistedWhistler No, a fully spunking cock. in reply to TwistedWhistler #

@electropirate Your hair is awesome! You're fit XD #

@killtherythym I was wondering that same thing. What is going on with Paramore? Or is this just a random trend? in reply to killtherythym #

The Superman music is awesome! It makes me wanna do a sex-wee allover a map of Metropolis! #supermanIII #

So instead of killing Superman, the kryptonite makes him into a dickhead? Alot of people in Crawley must be on kryptonite! @philhd @dj_beard #

Is that hick guy on the phone in Superman III the dickhead reporter from Die Hard? #superman3 #

QI on iPlayer. Yeayness. #qi #iplayer #

@sophiadehayes ? ? in reply to sophiadehayes #

@jonno08 Well done today mate! United stuffed the Gooners once more. #manu #

@Bakeroo I know I've not seen Aladdin in years! x #

@pennyrobinson89 Well we'll see about that! Organise a few fights with local hood-rats and we can take bets! Split profits evenly.. 60:40. in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

@pennyrobinson89 Are you really that small? Cute! Is it your 12-13yr t-shirt or did you steal it off a kiddy-wink? in reply to pennyrobinson89 #

I've finally cracked. Going to getup and make myself a cup of tea. #

@comagirlx They do! My friend who did an Archaelogy Course; she said they basically bodge it. Those 3days should follow 5 years of research. in reply to comagirlx #

Heyy! Just The Tonic Comedy Photo http://bit.ly/9TUrad #mattandvic @mattyaldy @waynetron @dj_beard #

Just The Tonic Comedy photo http://bit.ly/a0nyOZ #mattandvic #

@comagirlx Who made you watch fucking Time Team? #

@pennyrobinson89 That's nothing. My Mum's hooked on glue. #

Someone make me a cup of tea. I really cant be arsed. Doctor Who is on. #

@TwinkleCrayons Is that you on your twitter wallpaper? Wow. You're a hottie! Your talk of lunch has made me hungry for roast duck with mash. #

I follow the QI Elves at the bottom of Mr Fry's garden… @qikipedia #qikipedia #QI #

@yoghurteater Playing knock-down-ginger on Downing Street? #

I woke up this morning feeling like P Diddy. #

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Dinner in Soho, drinks in China Town, now queing in Leicester Sq for Just The Tonic comedy club now. I am freezing!! #

http://twitpic.com/10jwxy – Havin a dirty Nando's for Matt & Vic's birthday. #mattandvic #

http://twitpic.com/10jrx4 – A good ol' fashioned pub so Lundan. #mattandvic #

When's new series of Doctor Who on then? I've been challenged to get my followers to find out for me. @comagirlx @markeverclear #doctorwho #

Come on Burnley! #burnley #chelsea #

Apparently @mooncushion has left Dubai and is over Iraq now. We pray for an air-strike #

@pennyrobinson89 You've achieved inner-zen! Enjoy the silence. #

@twistedlilkitty Well at least you can't blame your face as she didn't look at it. Then she woulda bin really confused! Ha. I made a funneh! #

There's a man in the Snooty Fox who is shockingly shit-faced and being thrown out. Amazingly it's not one of our lot! #mattandvic @waynetron #

We won the who can get to the pub first competition. Amazing considering we're 37mins late! WTF is everyone else? #mattandvic #

Is anyone on Twitter gonna be in London this afternoon with nothing to do? Meet up? #

I missed #FollowFriday but my picks were two lovely ladies @georns & @sophiadehayes. I might watch #Akira now as I've not seen it before… #

I'm going to Lundan later for @mattyaldy's birthday. "Fish… Chips, Cup o'tea, Mary Fuckin-poppins, Lundan!" #snatch @waynetron #

@sophiadehayes Stolen traffic cones should be smuggled into other peoples houses or rooms secretly so they wake up and are like "WTF?". #

@comagirlx I had a night in with my friend Lorna. Wine & curry, watched Alien & Aliens back-to-back! Great night! #ridleyscott #jamescameron #

@jonno08 I dont even know who Alex Reid is! I've not seen a single second of it and proud! I was aware Lady Sov & Vinnie were in it #cbb #

@georns I know how you feel. I've eaten too much curry and now melting with a glass of red wine. #

@comagirlx Well spotted, but he's not that funny. Maybe worth following though. How you doing this week? #

@ragingbullshit Yes, it's in a considering better state than if we'd just let Bush rush in there alone on Sept 13th like he wanted to. #

Sometimes I wonder why I fucking bother doing things right when most people can get away with doing half a job. #

I just got a txt that simply said "ALL CLEAR FROM T.C." Its from the NHS & means I don't have Chlamydia! How cool is that!? #targetchlamydia #

Listening to Blair makes me feel like I'm having an akward pint with an ex #iraqinquiry @DanielNothing @twistedlilkitty @comagirlx @dj_beard #

rt @oliverchalliner "Do you think Tony Blair is overcoming nerves by imagining the committee naked?" #iraqinquiry #

Is Blair blaming Fern Britton for Iraq? I've never liked that bitch anyway! #iraqinquiry #fernbritton #

@rogthornhill People have yet to face reality, protesters enjoy a freedom of speech that the oppressed people they defend dont even have. #

rt @andy_lamb "Someone [at the Iraq Inquiry] should throw a shoe!" roflmao #iraqinquiry #

@ciarahinton I still like Blair. He did a good job. Bush wanted to go into Iraq days after 9/11, Blair did his best to slow it, not hype it. #

Tony Blair's just started giving evidence at the Iraq Inquiry. Search 4 Iraq Inquiry on Google Updates to read it via twitter as it happens #

I just unfollowed Danny_DeVito whats all that Troll Foot nonsense about? He's tiresome I'm sad to say. #

@sophiadehayes Good luck in your exam today. x #

@zerosugar Yeah you're right, he was called Chas. I remember him being a bit of a dick to Morph. Wikipedia says 'mischievious'. #tonyhart #

#MockTheWeek was very good tonight. @mrchrisaddison was on BBC1 at Breakfast and Late Night, today. Watch out mainstream! @comagirlx #

@comagirlx I refer you to my earlier statement about #SKINS. #

Angels & Demons scared me with children throwin firecrackers in the road. Is Dan Brown tryna make us feel old now as well as dumb? @philhd #

"The Vicar of Christ" #danbrownisms #angelsanddemons #

Did Morph have a nemisis mate who was always indifferent & Morph stuck out an olive branch he'd take it then throw it back in his face? … #

Do you all really like SKINS then? I saw one episode; badly directed, melo-dramatic emo crap. Just wanted to slap the boys & fuck the girls. #

Is eyeing up the fit cleaning woman. #

: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiBnXs #

: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiEhw0 #

My newest hobby… Egg-Smashing! Here's a video explaining how you too can smash eggs! http://bit.ly/9DtfM5 SMASH THE EGGS #fistoffun #

My newest hobby… Train-Ignoring! http://bit.ly/97ODKv #

Dinosaurs had Ginger Feathers! Really? Ergh!! No wonder Ginger people look so un-evolved! http://bit.ly/9pkhCr #

EVERYBODY HURTS re-released for Haiti. It was played a lot after Dunblame, 9/11 & Diana's death – but what's it about? http://bit.ly/a6eCtQ #

@sophiadehayes Mr Brooker's program are always worth watching twice. #

Has been sent Angels And Demons – BLU-RAY Version: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiImDw #

Chickenny Baconny Cheesy recipes….mmmm! http://bit.ly/9KnSbG http://bit.ly/cLJQ9q http://bit.ly/adEXAG #

My Rammstein CDs finally arrived! Mutter, Reise Reise, Sehnsucht and the new Liebe Ist Fur Alle Da! http://bit.ly/bt6ZJ8 Mein Herz Brennt! #

@mooncushion Just saw you sailing into Poo Bay giving a 21 Bum Salute! #

@mooncushion Doughnut puncher #

@mooncushion fudge-packing #

Anyone know of any geeky/techie jobs going in Crawley? I have friend in dire need. #jobs #

Are we outta coffee? Noooo! Call PD & tell him I cant come in, my brain doesnt work without caffeine! lol @carolinemytton #

Good morning. My throat is sore. Anyone tried Twitter's new localised Trending? Newswipe creator Charlie Brooker started trending instantly! #

@comagirlx Ikea is a boring linear journey. Like Wonka's Chocolate Factory; you gotta go 4ward to go back! Sadly that where similarity ends! #

Danny Dyer's Deadliest UFO's? He's gone from interviewin creatures that shouldnt be on this planet… to ones that actually arent! #

@daveisanidiot An old friend of mine had a theory that everyone in the UK either had a stupid mate called Dave or knew someone that had one. #

@jennaonyett Danny Dyer's Deadliest UFO's? He's gone from interviewin creatures that shouldnt be on this planet to ones that actually arent! in reply to jennaonyett #

@WooGilchrist "UK Trending Charlie Brooker – brilliant!" Yeah Newswipe is awesome, did you watch it? I lol'd at "Rent-A-Jihad" #newswipe in reply to WooGilchrist #

New Local Trending makes it easier to spark trends! @mildale07 "I love the new local trending topics, and that Charlie Brooker is on there!" #

Danny Dyer just mentioned #mangojuice on his Deadliest Dickheads program. That's why its trending in the UK. I like this localised trending! #

@ratbanjos http://twitpic.com/zx2xf – Multi-culturalism, yo! @scott014 @philhd #

@ratbanjos http://twitpic.com/zu13c – Business or Pleasure… you're doing it wrong! #youredoingitwrong #

@ratbanjos http://twitpic.com/zrxxc – MY EGGS MUST BE TUBULAR! @dj_beard #

@ADewiM My mate got Google Street View'd last Sept its still not appeared! My Dad scoffing Fish & Chips will eventually be on Littlehampton. in reply to ADewiM #

@comagirlx Is it? …It is?! Innit! in reply to comagirlx #

@giantlawnmower How is #Lost nowadays? Stopped watchin it 'cos it was too confusin to be drip-fed. I may burn thru it all on DVD at the end. #

@comagirlx Well you is lookin well gangsta in dat foto, blud. in reply to comagirlx #

@MarkEverclear I AM ROD HULL! in reply to MarkEverclear #

@Georns Smash The System! You at uni? What you studying? I studied Computer Science and the bottom of a bottle. in reply to Georns #

This was funniest thing I ever seen when I was 12. I AM HIM! @saschabriff @scott014 @comagirlx http://bit.ly/aQWNR5 #fistoffun @herring1967 #

@rentokil Most large mammals that suckle their young are free of flea infestation…so says The Girl who smelt of SPAM! http://bit.ly/aWOw8I #

@comagirlx Mysterious new photo you got there! in reply to comagirlx #

@saschabriff Good evening, Sir. in reply to saschabriff #

@pageantmalarkey Depends on why he ate glue! Reminds me of Lee & Herring Sketch. The Girl Who Smelt of SPAM! http://bit.ly/aWOw8I #fistofun in reply to pageantmalarkey #

@comagirls My favs http://bit.ly/auCR29 http://bit.ly/brZMFm http://bit.ly/9iYkbz http://bit.ly/9b6kY7 http://bit.ly/9sdec5 #cameronP0WNED #

Just found great site that rips new David Cameron posters where he's been airbrushed to fuck http://bit.ly/dvmOO5 @Shinyalex #cameronP0WNED #

@Georns Enjoy #newswipe? I do love that show. #

http://twitpic.com/x1t5c @Shinyalex #cameronP0WNED #

http://twitpic.com/ynv27 @shinyalex #cameronP0WNED #dovodcomoron #

@comagirlx http://twitpic.com/z9yj8 – Awesomes! #

http://twitpic.com/z9yj8 @shinyalex @comagirlx #cameronP0WNED #

"Dissed." Is that what passes for language on Sky News? #newswipe #

Lulu looks alien. Kill it. Kill it with butter! #newswipe @lineinyourbook @ADewiM @giantlawnmower @PJMontgomery #

Lulu looks alien. Kill it. Kill it with butter! #newswipe #

KILL ALL BUTTER! #newswipe #

I think Dappy got the number off the BBC in the same way Malcolm tried to get the number for "Tim from Fucking Ruislip". @comagirlx #

"A sauce said…." Which one? Ketchup? No, no, too mainstream. I know, Reggae Reggae! #newswipe #

So is their now a brain-scan for detecting racists? Excellent! Use it on all job interviews, immigration interviews and definitely on dates! #

"…a bit like watching a play written by a dog." #newswipe roflmao #

#nowplaying #newswipe on BBC4. #

"Trends….stuff…any old shit that's happening." #newswipe SO TRUE! #

"…build a mosque out of bacon." #newswipe #

@supernoodle128 Coulnt agree more! I been salivating since yesterday. #newswipe in reply to supernoodle128 #

"Rent-A-Jihad" #newswipe #

I await your witticisms Mr @CharltonBrooker #newswipe #

NEWSWIPE, BBC4, now! Scramble all remotes! Even the one that only controls the DVD and doesn't really make any difference in this situation. #

Facebook are hiring! Sadly they've not in need of a XHTML Rockstar, so I can't apply! And, oh yeah… I hate Facebook http://bit.ly/dqS8Id #

@alexanderstokes Yeah but we get every1 round to watch on 52inch TV in HD & live-pause 13mins so we can speed thru the ads. Sucks to be you! in reply to alexanderstokes #

Don't miss NEWSWIPE with Charlie Brooker on BBC4 10.30pm. Last week was brilliant, I enjoyed Doug Stanhope too. @philhd @scott014 @jonno08 #

The bus is full of MITIE Mauwp-waups from the airport. It's like feeding time at Favourite Chicken. @scott014 @dj_beard @philhd #

US hacker who unlocked Apple's iPhone has told BBC News he has hacked Sony's PlayStation 3 to play pirated games http://bit.ly/4IGXUa #ps3 #

Road works on London Road and a Metrobus driver with Aspergers (either that or he's a genuine fool) have made me late for work. @waynetron #

@yoghurteater A train full of Tories, during a hangover? I imagine them loudly scoffing at a facist criticism of NHS in today's Telegraph. #

In Supernatural, a woman's printer has started printing abuse at 2am. Do you think the ghosts had to install a driver to make it work? #

In Supernatural, a woman's printer is has started printing abuse at 2am. Do you think the ghosts had to install a driver to make it work? #

AC/DC are headlining Download Festival. I think that means I've officially GOT to go. @downloadfest @scott014 @philhd @jonno08 @dj_beard #

I think about her as a little tart, every night! #coronationstreet @comagirlx #

Whoa! News scrolly thing on TV said something about Brass Eye creator Chris Morris. What was it? I missed it, no! #chrismorris #brasseye #

New episode of NEWSWIPE tomorrow! Can't wait… http://bit.ly/6nxqrG #newswipe @charltonbrooker #

Amazon have The Thick of It Series 3 on pre-order! http://bit.ly/71Rkuo @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty @murphymania @sammydolton #thethickofit #

Learn to speak Huttese, just like Jabba The Hut! > http://bit.ly/688E47 #

GAY FORECAST: Today buses are gay, decaf is gay, Arsenal are all very gay and drizzle is gay. That's all the gayness for today… @dj_beard #

I missed that Only Fools and Horses prequel, #rockandchips. Was it any good or further flogging of a dead horse? @comagirlx @markeverclear #

A good Starship Troopers film always has needless nudity in form of a unisex changing room. Rico's regiment group photo looks like page 3! #

Jolene Blalock's lips put dirty thoughts in my mind. She's fit in a bizarre kind of way and is making Starship Troopers 3 very watchable! #

Watchin Starship Troopers 3 with @dj_beard & Chris. Thought Police? Televised Trials on screens in public places? Well Cardassia Prime! #ds9 #

You recognise Mikey @Jonno08? He's Eugene Tooms, the stretchy man from X-Files and guy who didnt wet the sponge from Green Mile. #twentyfour #

Rene Walker has definately had a boob-job. Her tits are now officially massive! @jonno08 #twentyfour #

That guy actually caught an axe with his torso! Jack Bauer is indeed back! @jonno08 #twentyfour #

You watching 24 @jonno08? #

when an old-informant turns up, a switch flips inside Grampa Bauer's head and he goes into full shouty-mode. #twentyfour #

@yoghurteater Give them an hour, time to leave the room, re-enter and go "blimey, thats loud". After that they deserve a bollocking. #

Watching Newswipe again. Jihadistan! Afghanistan2. lol Thanks @charltonbrooker #

Everyone on Twitter is saying RIP Johnny Depp. I think it's a hoax. I hope it's a hoax. But just to add to the hype… RIP Johnny Depp!! #

@Scott014 Well done, Scott. Thats called a palindrome. Tomorrow we'll learn how to count to ten. in reply to Scott014 #

Aaaaaaaaah! Gutted Arsenal! Drummed out of the FA Cup by Stoke City! Aaaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! #

@mooncushion Yeah I went to Lorna, had some (makw that lots) of wine. Had a fun night. Feeling more than a bit rough this morning! in reply to mooncushion #

Brand new Season 8 of 24 starts on Sky1 2nite! New York is gonna get Jack'd. http://bit.ly/4pEbqU #twentyfour @danusiaj @jonno08 @comagirlx #

I felt quite hungover until DJ suggested waffles and beans. Feel almost human again now. You know you're fucked when water tastes delicious. #

"…shut the fuck up, fat-man. This ain't none of your god-damn business!" #pulpfiction #bbc3 #

#iswatching the end of Pulp Fiction on BBC3 after a lovely night with Lorna #

leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-23: Upto much tonight? #
The inside of Crawley Library looks exactly l… http://bit.ly/8MxTjY #

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Upto much tonight? #

The inside of Crawley Library looks exactly like DoSAC. I keep expectin Malcolm Tucker to turn up & shatter the silence. #thethickofit #

is walking into town to join the library, if anyone wants to meet up call or txt me. Enjoy! #

I'm watching YES MINISTER, it's basically a 1970s THE THICK OF IT. I've heard a lot of comparisons. Pretty good. #thethickofit #yesminister #

Yeay! It's the episode of Seinfeld with the nasty Bubble-Boy! #

Why do clowns still exist if everyone is so scared of then? They should be in horror movies, not family circuses. Down with the clown! #

Watching Transformers2, it's way better than I remember. The scenes with Megatron and The Fallen stink of Palpatine and Vader. #

Sometimes I think certain people enjoy keeping me hanging and not giving me a straight answer. It's pathetic. #

I've got a bit of a belly ache anyway but seeing David CaMORON on the telly really makes me wanna puke. #davidcameron #

They put extra RAM in my office PC today…. it is now officially shit-hot. @saschabriff #

"With fame I become more and more stupid, which, of course, is a very common phenomenon." ALBERT EINSTEIN #

There were so many fit girls out last night. It was a fitty-parade! #

Jean-Luc Picard was a fuckin legend & I'm not going to let any1 fuckin forget that. Know your roots! #startrek #tng #ds9 #voyager @mattyaldy #

I'm surrounded by bunch of fucking Katherine Janeway supporters. Has everyone forgotten how hardcore Jean-Luc Picard is? #startrek #tng #

@twistedwhistler is sayin Janeway harder than Picard.
I stood up in Octopus Bar & told him he don't know WTF he's talkin about. #startrek #

is quite fucked. #

Flickr have reviewed my account as SAFE and told me I'm awesome. I should think so too, I just paid them £16! http://bit.ly/8wLNPl #

Just spend £118 on my website hosting for a year and then £16 for my Flickr photo account for a year. I hate January. #

I've just exploded in Waterstones. #

@KittayC http://twitpic.com/urz0z – Either Jolly Rnacher or you've been drinking parafin! #

@KittayC http://twitpic.com/z1rhl – Hot #

@twistedlilkitty My nickname has always been Filth. I introduce myself as it, until Facebook very few people knew my actual name. #

Web founder Tim Berners-Lee unveils his latest project which offers UK public better access to official government data http://bit.ly/4wAjV7 #

Cold weather forces rats indoors, if you have rats or mice in your house visit @Rentokil's website http://bit.ly/7SnTZY or call 0800 2182210 #

Rentokil speaks to BBC about increase in rodents in the home during the cold weather http://bit.ly/8NYyal @rentokil @carolinemytton #rats #

I woke up happy & its pay-day! But this'll be long day of paying bills & handing money over to people. Lets see how happy I am by 2nite! #

#

Barack Obama just tweeted that he's frustrated @ slow pace of change. He should name & shame every1 whose workin against him & health reform #

Michelle Obama's wax-work looks totally shit, as if she's been hit in the lips with a shovel. Barack's one however is really good. #

@sammydolton Thanks mate, much appreciated. #

@mooncushion Gutted, no power cut in L-to-the-G, been a couple of slight dips but iPLAYER and kettle remain fully operational. #

@yoghurteater Yes, we got a sayin in our group, when a guy is oggling a hottie & imaginin what he could do to her he has his "rape eyes" on. #

There's a man at the gyn who is smiling at me as if he's my friend. He's not. If he keeps doing it I'll go over there and tell him he's not. #

How Rentokil tackled a rat plague in Libya using GPS, Google Earth & a Public Awareness Campaign http://bit.ly/7RpgAf @rentokil #googleearth #

It's snowing in Crawley, West Sussex! And DJ has already been caught in a blizzard of snow on the M4 in Gloucestershire. @dj_beard #

Here's one for you @philhd… Coded references to bible passages are inscribed on gunsights used by the US / UK Forces http://bit.ly/5W8BIi #

2010 – International Year of Biodiversity! Here's how you can support & increase biodiversity http://bit.ly/4Mp81d @rentokil #iyb #

Bee decline linked to falling biodiversity http://bit.ly/8UejV1 and increase in Varroa mite infestation http://bit.ly/50IJHv @rentokil #iyb #

Hello World!
Bonjour Tout La Monde!
@Hola!
I'm well happy, has someone spiked my coffee? #

@comagirlx Have you got a photo of you? Here's me…. http://bit.ly/7KHpxJ #

@jupitusphillip Yes, ask him if Peter Capaldi ever said anything on #HIGNFY, we saw that episode 2nite; it was as if he was a mute! in reply to jupitusphillip #

"Are you sure you're working as hard as me? 'Cos I'm sweating fucking spinal-fluid here!" #thethickofit #intheloop #

@swerveball Someone watches a lot of #QI. in reply to swerveball #

Considering following @BillGates on twitter, but won't that make me a Microsoft Sympathizer? Worse than being a Nazi War Criminal isn't it? #

@comagirlx I know, he does try to make it upto him… kinda. I liked it in Season 3 where they had a little hug after Malcolm hit him. in reply to comagirlx #

"…next time you wanna stab Caesar, make sure you're not holding a fucking plastic spoon." #thethickofit #

"You're on the last chopper out of Saigon, I'm having it up the arse with Ho Chi Minh!" #thethickofit #

Why is it that after Glen's "I am a man!" melt-down, he's clutching a Christmas Cracker? @scott014 #thethickofit #

"Junior Government Gimp Wrecks Ex-Girlfriend's Career" #thethickofit #

"If you don't go and get me some cheese, I'm gonna rip your head-off and give you a spine-dectomy!" #thethickofit #

"I'm assigning you to the Political Fuck-off-osphere." #thethickofit #

"Stop fucking blinking, or I will take your optic nerve and strangle you with it!" #thethickofit #

"I'm feeling about as upto date as the Gregorian Calendar." #thethickofit #

"…the guy whose about to become Prime-Minister chugs anti-depressants like they're fucking Smints!" #thethickofit #

"This guy's an epic fuck up! He's so dense that light bends around him!" #thethickofit #

Gotta love #thethickofit, heres some posts I've written bout it wiv some top-swearing! http://bit.ly/8W5Cf9 @davidbrook @SammyDolton @benj79 #

"…what, Mr Baby-New-PotatoHead? Fuck off!" #thethickofit #

"There's nothing that you know, that I don't know. I'm Doctor-Fucking-Know!" #thethickofit #

"You're so back-bench, you've actually fucking fallen off." #thethickofit #

"You're the Ben, you're THE Ben, Ben Nevis, Ben-tally ill." #thethickofit #

Ah, a glass of wine and #thethickofit Specials. Hello old friend. @comagirlx #

#Newswipe is fucking genius, thanks @charltonbrooker! @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty #

"Grit everything, grit every surface, even the ceiling!" There isn't that much grit in the world you fool! #newswipe #

Kill the snow! Kill the treacherous snow! #newswipe #

Chubby Blue Ghost Porn… gotta get me some of that! #newswipe #

"Hospitals will explode!" Lol #newswipe #

AIDS! EGGS! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! #newswipe @comagirlx @twistedlilkitty #

Oooops! NEWSWIPE is on BBC4 in a moment, not BBC2 as I said before. Sorry! @charltonbrooker @comagirlx #newswipe #

NEWSWIPE is back! Starts on BBC2 tonight at 10.30pm. Thats in 15mins! @charltonbrooker @comagirlx #newswipe #

California has more oil than Texas! 700,000+ barrels drawn every day! I seriously did not know that! HOW THE EARTH MADE US, BBC2 #iplayer #

is enjoying HOW EARTH MADE US on BBC2. The crystal cave was well good! There's been so many geology programs on recently! #

Bill Clinton video about relief efforts in Haiti http://bit.ly/6LZ8d0. I've always liked Bill, he's doing a great job in Haiti right now! #

Ha! Ha! Ha! I've just found out what a Mars Bar Party is! It's very rude! http://bit.ly/7CYWsC #

Does anyone wanna see Book of Eli with me 2mrw night? Trailer > http://bit.ly/8yNm2E #

Anyone fancy a game of Hard-Man Chess? Basically you set up the board and the first person to flip it over and mess up all the pieces, wins. #

NEWSWIPE returns tonight! BBC4 10.30pm! With snow! Nuclear War! Everything! Don't miss it! @philhd @scott014 @dj_beard @comagrilx @waynetron #

Fancy seein Book of Eli 2mrw? Trailer > http://bit.ly/8yNm2E Crawley Showtimes > http://bit.ly/8J8xY4 @philhd @scott014 @twistedwhistler #

Massive Crystal Cave discovered! Like Superman's Fortress of Solitude! http://bit.ly/54ygAi "How The Earth Made Us" – BBC Two, tonight, 9pm. #

Bill Clinton video about relief efforts in Haiti > http://bit.ly/6LZ8d0. I've always liked Bill, he's doing a great job in Haiti right now! #

Cuntney, sorry Courtney Love wants Armando Iannucci to direct biopic of Kurt Cobain. She loves #thethickofit I hate her http://bit.ly/8F8Ac9 #

http://twitpic.com/ys6rs – I recently went on holiday upside down. #

I just logged into Facebook Mobile, its easier to use/navigate than normal version. Still refusing to use it though! This was an emergency! #

How much denser is urine than water? I can wee, lets say ≈ 1 litre, then weigh 2kg less! That's pretty dense. @dj_beard @twistedlilkitty #

Finally off to bed now, Malcolm from The Thick of It is on #HIGNFY on Dave now or on Dave+1 at 2am. #thethickofit @comagirlx #

@comagirlx You a fan of the Alien films? Blue-collar ethos of Alien & set design is evident in Red Dwarf. Gonna write a blog about it soon. #

@comagirlx Red Dwarf was excellant, got a bit stupid after season 6 though & the last ever episode on Dave was a travesty. We all hated it #

To quote @jimmycarr on #QI "if you cant see a train coming & you're hit by it, we dont need you in our gene-pool." Happened in Crawley 2day. #

I just cast Runes to predict my future as @dj_beard & Kel have done there's. I got Arguements, Health Problems & Uncertainty. Great. Cheers. #

@Twistedlilkitty Twitter to promote things? Bill Hicks woulda torn him to pieces! "I see you're in the Twitter market, thats a good market!" #

This is sick and genuine!!! Sheep born with human face!!! > http://bit.ly/8Iu84K #

http://twitpic.com/yoxqq – Just made a MASSIVE Cottage Pie with mustard-and-pea mash! #

@mooncushion Oh hai yes I was simul-shopping wiv @scott014. My dinner is 3 bottles wine & slab of cheese + Lnyx sprayed on it. Bon Appetite. #

rt @gman1107 "I like Steve Coogan, Sally Phillips, @DavidSchneider, Doon MacKichan, Chris Morris, @RebeccaFront" – Yes mate, comedy legends! #

I heard someone just got splatted by a train at the Goffs Park crossing in Crawley #

A fire engine just went down our road, rendering all pedestrian & driving minds useless. As if a fog of dumb had descended. #

@comagirlx Was that indent-tional? #

http://twitpic.com/ynv27 – David Cameron reveals his true form to the People of Earth. @dj_beard @scott014 @waynetron @twistedwhistler @sasc #

Oh dear, this photo is wrong on all kinds of levels! http://twitpic.com/yerqa #

Ergh!!! Sheep born with human face!!! > http://bit.ly/8Iu84K #

Really enjoyin your Radio 1 Show from 1993 @aiannucci @DavidSchneider! I can hear your voice in there too @rebeccafront http://bit.ly/4A8UZD #

If you bend dry spaghetti until it snaps, how many pieces does it break into? Always two? or always more than two? http://bit.ly/8HlT8A #

@twistedlilkitty lol, 'in heat' are your urges really that animalistic? If so, Colm's a lucky man. #

http://twitpic.com/yn7×7 – It was the year of the 1997 General Election…. but what was the year? #

The Armando Iannucci Radio Show from 1993 > http://bit.ly/4A8UZD. You two really NEED to listen to this! @philhd @scott014 #

London meeting this week aims for new Global Biodiversity Deal before the Earth reaches a point of no return. http://bit.ly/8HL05a #iyb #

Herschel Space Telescope repaired in orbit. Herschel can probe clouds of gas & dust to see stars being born http://bit.ly/8NBn4z #

Military scientists try to protect Juniper Bushes for extinction. Supporting International Year of Biodiversity http://bit.ly/4W0qW2 #iyb #

@Trizia_Trix http://twitpic.com/ymwf9 – Wow, you're pretty! #

For the love of Dawkins! I just caught a rally-bus! He was so fast he didnt even have time to do the 'Release the gas' nod to other drivers. #

Ahh, Cottage Pie contains Beef, Sheperd's Pie contains Lamb. Always wondered what difference was between these essentially identical dishes. #

It's sad to think that some people are only concerned with what they can get out of you or what vices they can do at your house #

"In America it's Bling-Bling. In Africa it's Bling-Bang." #BloodDiamond #

Rik Mayall will release a World Cup single titled 'Noble England' and will release it on April 23 – St George's Day http://bit.ly/7E12rY #

Oh dear, LA Ink is on. I think Miami Ink and LA Ink quite insufferably boring. Nice tattoos, but its just not enough to make a show about. #

@TheeDragonfly Hello! Welcome to twitter! in reply to TheeDragonfly #

http://twitpic.com/yjz33 – Picard tells it like it is. Cheers @waynetron #

@FernandaNayra http://twitpic.com/yjxb6 – Beautiful. #

@comagirlx Well that's easily a good enough reason to kick-off! My housemate has a saying "You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry". in reply to comagirlx #

Apparently syphilis is the new bum disease. @twistedwhistler #

@comagirlx Ticked off? Who annoyed you this time? #

@waynetron Yes I read the plot synopsis. Just dont care 4 anythin relating to recent obsession with celebrity & showbiz. I tire of it. in reply to waynetron #

…and the International I'm A Total Dickhead Award goes to… The Man Who Tattooed Glasses On His Face….http://bit.ly/8VojOG #

I've not seen Glee but I think all this concern with celebrity demeans us all. Will we ever see American's Next Top Human Rights Activist? #

I just started following @thehawthcrawley on Twitter. Anythin to avoid going on their terrible website that only works in Internet Explorer. #

@Scott014 You win today then? in reply to Scott014 #

is in Langley Green Halal butchers, they're really good. We just got a nice bit of lamb for tonights casserole with Tash. #

#lowbudgetmovies Casino Royale with Cheese (rt @keif) #

if Richard Branson opens Virgin Bank, I'll close both my Natwest accounts & sign-up. I'm sick of being treated like they dont need my money. #

It's noon on Sunday & I've achieved nothing, I wish the weekend had a 3rd day. #

I'd go on 'How To Look Good Naked', but I think I need to master 'How To Look Good Clothed' first. Sadly it's a prerequisite @yoghurteater #

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#lowbudgetmovies Blood Ruby #

#lowbudgetmovies Helsing's Van #

#lowbudgetmovies Schindler's Shopping List #

#lowbudgetmovies Lidl Shop of Horrors #

#lowbudgetmovies Goatbusters #

#lowbudgetmovies Total Rerun #

#lowbudgetmovies Lidl Women #

#lowbudgetmovies Armenian Werewolf in Luton #

#lowbudgetmovies Okayfellas #

#lowbudgetmovies The Magician of Oz #

#lowbudgetmovies Eammon Holmes #

#lowbudgetmovies Muppet Avatar #

#lowbudgetmovies Prince Kong #

#lowbudgetmovies Around The Park In 80 Minutes #

#lowbudgetmovies The Jumble Book #

#lowbudgetmovies Dude, Where's My Rental Car? #

#lowbudgetmovies rt @comagirlx "Some Like It Tepid" #

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#filmsmadescottish The World Is Not Arbroath @lorna #

#filmsmadescottish The Unbearable Loch Ness Of Being #

#filmsmadescottish The Princes Street Diaries #

#filmsmadescottish The Glaswegian Candidate #

#filmsmadescottish The Day That Perth Stood Still #

#filmsmadescottish Scot Wars Ep I – The Phantom Haggis #

#filmsmadescottish Saving Pisshead Ryan #

#filmsmadescottish Passion of the Chips #

#filmsmadescottish Mad Mac #

#filmsmadescottish Mac to the Future #

#filmsmadescottish Lord of the Ayes #

#filmsmadescottish Loch, Scotch and 2 Opened Buckfasts #

#filmsmadescottish Irn-Bru Man #

#filmsmadescottish I Ken What You Did Last Summer #

#filmsmadescottish Haggis in Wonderland #

#filmsmadescottish Gangs of New Lanark #

#filmsmadescottish East of Edenburgh #

#filmsmadescottish Dunfermline and Dumber #

#filmsmadescottish Desperately Seeking Susan Boyle #

#filmsmadescottish Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks #

#filmsmadescottish Cloudy With a Chance of Deep Fried Mars Bars #

#filmsmadescottish Bagpiper on the Roof #

#filmsmadescottish 2 Buckfast 2 Furious #

#filmsmadescottish 10 Things I Hate About The English #

#filmsmadescottish Legally Ginger #

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