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I'm Leyton Jay, from Crawley, UK. I'm a Web Developer for Rentokil Initial.
I'm a festival-goer, sci-fi fan, uber-geek and Computer Science graduate.
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Yeah Season Two is gooood, Chris and I just started Season 3; lovingly donated by Jonno, we’re halfway through in two days.
Don’t worry Filth, Rayburn is out now, watch out for whoever takes over from him.
Delusional as always! Whats with the Halo? I don’t think the Messiah’s motto was “I enjoy coffe and shoplifting.”
Why is the bloke only drying his thumbs?
In Europe having wet thumbs is a terrible faux-pas, perhaps he’s paranoid.
He is feeling the texture of the roller towel.
Well at least you had the balls to try something new.
Yeah it was fun! Will definately have to do again cos I totally see where I went wrong.
I think either steak or a rustic, interestingly shaped pizza will be next.
Hey, looks not so bad! You’re very severe with yourself. If my guy tried something new (relativ to the kitchen
), I’d think something’s wrong…
Could it be am i the Kwisatz Haderach the ultimate human being. Quality old school sci-fi now looking forward to the release of Spice World a different portrayal of the film.
Ha ha, just found this Dune lolcat…
Wow! Awesome! I wanna see it! I just can´t wait anymore! Thank u very much for the trailer!
I saw this on News At Ten last night! It looks amazing, will Paranormal Activty come to British Cinemas?
Paranormal Activity has gone nation-wide in the US I heard, number 4 at the box office. Apparently a million people demanded it in the first 2 weeks! I hope Paranormal Activity be in UK Cinemas, I well wanna see it.
I just saw the movie Paranormal Activity in downtown LA.
British people, I tell you know, it’s very, very good!
It has to come to the UK if it’s doing well in America. I heard they did hardly any marketing and it was all internet buzz, I heard about paranomal activity online well before anyone else, last night was the first time I’d seen anything about it on the TV.
I want Paranormal Activity in spain but with no dubbing. I can understand english lucky for me.
Paranormal Activity cost $11,000 to make.
Well I’ve changed my mind now. I really do think Paranormal Activity will be in British cinemas but probably not for Halloween. Maybe it’ll be that random Christmas horror movie you always get.
Yes I saw ITV News At Ten, Paranormal Activity is getting loads of press. I went on the website and demanded it for Brighton, there should be more opportunity and respect given to small time film-makers like this!
Very good summary, Even I find Fifa incredibly frustrating espeicaly in manager mode, it takes great patience but eventually you do start to win games anyway hope you make a steady improvement on it and can’t wait to give you beats again.
Paranormal Activity rules I’m so glad it went nationwide.
Paranormal Activity is possibly the greatest low budget movie ever, since Star Wars in 1977.
oh yeah, yet another installment in the ‘we’re not alone’ saga, what r they trying to make us believe this time, owls???? avoid looking in to the dark sinister yonder of their over exposed iris’s. they mostly come at night, mostly
But why is it that with all their incredible technology to travel across the universe at impossible speeds, we still think Aliens will only come for us at night? I reckon they just know it will shit-us-up more than in the day-time!
“…they mostly come at night, mostly.”
- Newt, Aliens
Good grief. Cracking choice there geez. I need to get back to boobs… I mean tits…. I mean knockers…. I mean work.
It is getting realeased nationwide in the uk..27/11/09
Great review – couldn’t have put it better myself. Have just caught up with episode 4 of the current series and IMO it was by far the best to date (and that’s some compliment).
Loved Malcolm’s telling Glen and Olly to ‘rub their dicks together to create some energy‘ and the moment when the Shadow Minister saw the mock-up of him stuck up on Terri’s pc, it was priceless.
TV heaven!
Haha I love this, deffo a contender for Ceiling Cat
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Hey saw last night..it was scary as hell and one bit shit me up …the bit were the guy start screaming suddenly..i wont say more ….but whats strange is how thrugh the film it slowly sinks in that parts of the film are actuall footage …i think….also at the end every one who was a real part of the actuall event refused to be part of the film at all and didnt want nothing to do with it, the cinema (cribbs ,vue)we went to only had one time for showing this film 11.30pm and out of about hundred seats only 7 were taken including me and my partner….that part got me chilled i wondered if the film had some sort of bad omen as no one was here to watch it…all in all good film but you will think twice about sleeping that night as me and my partner did….im glad i live in the uk and not some hill billy usa area …were weird ishh happens.
Just googled it it actually is really based on real events and some of the footage a lot if you ask me is actuall footage intergrated with the movie and it really is intergrated if you watch it ..you’l know what i mean…
more news ..though it may not be real after all as there is yet to be any factual evidance found ..and they had to pay a fine ….however through out the film the state denies any knowledge of funny goings on …so go figure!
Excellent review. Nice graphics too. It really is an amazing series.
lol well good!
but what would happen if Jack Bauer met John McClain?
The same thing that happens when an unstoppable-force meets an unmovable-object.
Jack Bauer would definately beat John McClain but it would be a long drawn out affair, John would take a lot of punishment. Jack would have empty his clip into John and then start beating him too, and John would be taunting Jack with obscenities throughout his protracted death.
roflmao, The Book by Ryan Chappelle!!
A good 24 lol
Ryan Chappelle wrote the book and it was a text-book because he was text-book.
RIP Ryan.
yippie kai yay mother fucker
More Jack Bauer Facts:
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roflmao, Nina Myers is the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
More Jack Bauer Facts:
Had a quick look at your piece and it’s spot on really. I am, like you, a recent convert and dunno why I’ve ignored it thus far!
Both pieces written fantastically well and hit the spot dead on buddy. Cannot recommend series 1 & 2 highly enough…go watch!
On the subject of the c*nt cake, you really should check out ‘Tucker’s Law’…snip of pure brilliance; had me laughing for days!
The Fourth Kind is the best film I’ve ever watched in 2009, I love how the director produced it with an intensifying action and horror.
This article is really the best on this worthy topic that I’ve seen.
Saying thanks will not just be sufficient, for the tremendous lucidity in your writing.
Thanks for the tip, here it is, Tucker’s Law:
..and here it is, Tucker’s Law, embroidered on a tea towel.
Thanks to Flickr user shootcoward for this.
Trust me, Paranormal Activity is wicked, I slept with the light on all night. This is one to watch.
I’ve watched so many horror movies but this one, I have to admit, had me on the edge of the sofa.