The sixth episode of Family Guy’s brand new season 7, entitled ‘Tales of a Third Grade Nothing‘ sees Peter Griffin gets a promotion and use of the executive bathroom on the proviso he re-takes and passes the third grade.

‘Tales of a Third Grade Nothing‘ aired on Fox in the US on November 16th 2008.

During the Spelling Bee I was in tears when Tom Tucker introduced Omar as:

Omar Mahar-Jarif Something-September-Eleventhy

…and later:

Omar North-Tower

The Spelling Bee was hilarious in general, especially when Peter asks for every word to be used in a dirty sentence:

[TREE]
I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where I asphyxiate myself at the same time I’m watching them have sex with each other.

…or a libellous sentence:

[LESBIANS]
Gillian Anderson and Helen Hunt are lesbians.

Watch ‘Tales of a Third Grade Nothing‘:

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Family Guy Season 7 Episode 6 ‘Tales of a Third Grade Nothing‘ Resources:

• Watch Tales of a Third Grade Nothing @ watch-family-guy-online.com
• Tales of a Third Grade Nothing | Wikipedia
• Family Guy Season 7 | Wikipedia

Next week’s Family Guy is ‘tba’.

The fifth episode of Family Guy’s brand new season 7, entitled ‘The Man with Two Brians‘.

In this largely mediocre episode of Family Guy Peter, Cleveland, Joe, Brian and Quagmire decide to make their own spoof of the TV show Jackass which ends in serious neck crippling.

I’m Peter Griffin and this is shopping cart… roof… r-r-roof.. shop… roof shopping cart guys.

Also, Quagmire baits bees onto his privates by smearing honey on himself in a stunt he calls ‘Bee Bush‘.

‘Bee Bush‘ ends painfully when Peter tries to aggravate the bees by taunting them.

I hate you bees, I hate you bees,
I hate you bees, I hate you bees,
I hate you bees, I hate you bees…

‘The Man with Two Brians‘ aired on Fox in the US November 9th 2008.

Family Guy Season 7 Episode 5 ‘The Man with Two Brians‘ Resources:

• Watch The Man with Two Brians @ watch-family-guy-online.com
• The Man with Two Brians | Wikipedia
• Family Guy Season 7 | Wikipedia

I thought ‘The Man with Two Brians‘ was pretty average. The episode had some good bits, like the Jackasss spoof, but nothing special compared to the rest of season 7 so far. What did you guys think?

Next week’s Family Guy is entitled “Tales of a Third Grade Nothing“.

The forth episode of Family Guy’s brand new season 7, entitled ‘Baby Not On Board‘.

‘Baby Not On Board‘ aired on Fox in the US November 2nd 2008.

In this Family Guy episode we see parodies of Back To The Future, Home Alone, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Ghost and loads of other things I cant’ even begin to name (tell me any you spotted).

‘Baby Not On Board‘ revolves mostly around Stewie being left home alone and the antics he gets upto.

But the bit that I laughed loudest at was when Peter stands at Ground Zero in New York and says in awe:

So this is where the first guy got AIDS?!

Also In ‘Baby Not On Board‘ Peter griffin buys a discount Space Shuttle at a NASA yard sale and goes into space to escape Lois’ nagging.

I was almost in tears when he came back and said that masturbating in zero gravity is:

…great, except after a while it’s like living in a snow-globe.

‘Baby Not On Board‘ - Parodies
Family Guy ‘Baby Not On Board‘ does a parody of several films:

• Peter Griffin parodies the opening scene of Marty McFly skateboarding to school from ‘Back To The Future‘. It’s been two weeks running that Family Guy has featured a parody of ‘Back To The Future‘. I’m not complaining though, it’s one of my favourite films!
• Peter Griffin gets a massage from the couple from ‘Ghost‘ re-enacting the potter’s wheel scene on his back using his fat as faux clay.
• When Peter Griffin defends his purchase of helium filled shower curtain rings instead of train tickets home using a song; that’s a parody of ‘Planes, Trains, and Automobiles‘.
• The song the Griffins sing in the car is Bette Midler’s song ‘The Rose‘.
• Joe Swanson sings a parody of The Rifleman’s Creed as he is cleaning his wheelchair; this is a reference to ‘Full Metal Jacket‘.

Family Guy Spin-Off » The Cleveland Show
In mid September I wrote a blog about Cleveland’s upcoming Family Guy spin-off, The Cleveland Show.

In the final moments of ‘Baby Not On Board‘, Cleveland mentions to Quagmire that he’s getting his own spin-off as a perfectly understated teaser.

Family Guy Season 7 Episode 4 ‘Baby Not On Board‘ Resources:

• Watch Baby Not On Board @ watch-family-guy-online.com
• Baby Not On Board | Wikipedia
• Family Guy Season 7 | Wikipedia
• The Cleveland Show | leytonjay.co.uk

Next week’s Family Guy is entitled “The Man with Two Brians“.