Hi
I'm Leyton Jay, from Crawley, UK. I'm a Web Developer for Rentokil Initial.
I'm a festival-goer, sci-fi fan, uber-geek and Computer Science graduate.
I listen to metal/rock/dance & shout obscure comedy catchphrases from 12yrs ago such as...
"I am him!" - Lee & Herring, Fist of Fun
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leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-04-03
Brand New South Park with Jamie Oliver is on Comedy Central +1 at 11.30. #southpark # I've watched documentaries all... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-03-27
Quick turn to FiveUSA! The skeletons in Jason and The Argonauts are coming on! # Bobba Fett's real name is... -
Johnny Depp in Burtonland – A BBC Spoof
Alice in Wonderland is the seventh film by director Tim Burton to feature Johnny Depp. Click to watch a BBC... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-03-20
When they found Saddam Hussain in the hole, they should've just built a prison on top of his hole. Opposite... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-03-13
A person's sitting next to me who I swore was a man. After hearing her speak I think it's a... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-03-06
Just seen @mrchrisaddison at Brighton, Komedia. Brilliant. Non-politically politicative. Oscar winning hair. #thethickofit #intheloop # @abbiedays http://twitpic.com/17033x – @abbiedays Lookin'... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-03-06
Just seen @mrchrisaddison at Brighton, Komedia. Brilliant. Non-politically politicative. Oscar winning hair. #thethickofit #intheloop # @abbiedays http://twitpic.com/17033x – @abbiedays Lookin'... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-27
I just heard they're going to do a Pirates of the Carribean 4. They really are flogging a dead horse... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-20
Spotted a few oldskool losers @ The Railway but assume most twats who used to drink here are dead/sectioned as... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-13
@gkm77x Yeah, I've been told Happy Gilmore is the only good Adam Sandler movie. # Watchin a film where Adam... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-02-06
Chillin with Lil'Lorna! # @misterwakeup01 Does he still think he's God/Jesus? He was on TV in 70s sayin that he... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-30
Dinner in Soho, drinks in China Town, now queing in Leicester Sq for Just The Tonic comedy club now. I... -
leyton_jay’s Tweets For Week Ending 2010-01-23
Upto much tonight? # The inside of Crawley Library looks exactly like DoSAC. I keep expectin Malcolm Tucker to turn... -
Twitter Trend: #lowbudgetmovies
Twitter Trend: #lowbudgetmovies “Armenian Werewolf in Luton” -
Twitter Trend: #filmsmadescottish
Twitter Trend: #filmsmadescottish “Cloudy With a Chance of Deep Fried Mars” -
Twitter Trend: #titlesruined
#titlesruined All The Departed except Mark Wahlberg. # #titlesruined Partial Recall # #titlesruined It's All In Donnie Darko's Head #... -
Steve Fleming: The Ghost of Christmas Shit
This week’s episode of The Thick of It saw the seemingly impossible happen. Malcolm Tucker… -
Twitter Trend: #jonnoswedding
http://twitpic.com/s9ae5 – our Wedding Breakfast. Loving prepared by Chris! Tasty shit! #jonnoswedding # http://twitpic.com/s95ag – Phil & Candii outside the...